Nietzsche is dead

Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today! --- God ---
Remember to bring an umbrella to the streets. Today I may need to irrigate the trees. --- Shen ---

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow. --- God ---
If you miss the sunrise I prepared for you today, it doesn't matter. I will prepare for you tomorrow.---Shen---

How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you. --- God --
How can you be a self-created person? I remember how we created you!---Shen---

Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus, didn't it? --- God ---
Of course, I have a sense of humor. Didn't I create a duckbill for you?---Shen---

It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway. --- God ---
The end of the world is not there yet, unless it is my own words.---Shen---

I hate rules, that's why I only made ten of them. --- God ---
I hate to quit, so I only set ten!---Shen---

If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig, you shoshould look at my masterpiece, in the mirror. --- God ---
If you think "Mona Lisa's smile" is amazing, you should look at my most important work-in the mirror!---Shen---

If I gave yuo everthing you ask for, where wocould you put it ??? --- God ---
If I promise you all that you pray for, how many places do you have?---Shen---

What do I have to do to get your attention ??? Take out an ad in the paper? --- God-
How can you notice me ??? Drop all the newspaper advertisements?---Shen---

Nietzche is dead. --- God ---
Nietzsche is dead. --- Shen ---
( the most powerful sentence, because Nietzsche once said: God is dead )