Oschina Tuesday strum--How programmers change careers to sell barbecues

September 8, Tuesday, on a day class, there are four days class, not counted overtime, think about the heart tired, you oscer you okay?

@ Bear two : One day a programmer saw God. God: Lad, I can satisfy you with a wish. Programmer: I hope the Chinese national team can play in the World Cup again. God: This is not good, you say next! Programmer: That's good! My next wish is to rest more than 6 hours a day. God: or let the Chinese nation into the World Cup ...

@wht248: Ah, blocked dead, half a day car did not move to work interest has been exhausted!

@ Wading Canoe : That said, it seems that work is not poor like ...

Poor oneself also forget, some pot friends unexpectedly miserable to the house mouse is fast can not go down

@blue_ Blue : How hungry the mouse is, I chew my shoes, there is no way to kill rats.

Mice are hungry to eat your shoes, it seems your family have no surplus food ah,

It seems that you have to earn Gongfen to work! Since the work, remember to have no headphones with the colleagues better ...

@ YJ : Not with headphones, sad

@ The King of Rome : In this noisy chicken office, it is necessary to bring headphones.

You won't let me bring my headphones, I'll lose you with my shoes.

@blindcat: Clearance sale, 2 yuan a pair, sold out at a loss credit card

@ Open Source China Chief orthopedic Director : Writing company documents, based on #PESCMS doc# implementation. I am writing the document process, the description of the old project add this kind of words, people think it is appropriate?

In the small part, this document is sharp, with the word trendy, both deep analysis, but also accurate pre-judgment, really deserves to be "ready to go out of the people write!"

In addition, writing documents so seriously, it must be a good habit of training from childhood play

@ Password Baby : One day in internet cafes. Saw a woman take a plank. Go to the back of a schoolboy playing League of Legends. Began to play, played for 2 minutes I looked at all the pain, elementary school students just that wave Regiment fight, only turned over. Woman: Sorry for the wrong person ...

It's really important to recognize people.

@balance2014: Encountered the disappearance of the old king, look emaciated, completely no previous pink, ask the reason, Lao Wang sighed: "Recently many women find me to do paternity test, daily draw blood pumping." "

Choosing a career is really important, even the old king is so much harder, not to mention the programmer ...

@ open Source official sweet potato : Young too frivolous, strayed into it line. White hair is dense, two eyes straight. There are dozens of languages, no one is good at it. 30, no room single lang.

@ open Source China Beijing Office Director : all day to mention other people move bricks, their own things did not move.

@sunhair: Work is very boring, I do the project, the boss does not pay attention to colleagues as a joke, I do not want to do!

@ open source China chief secret love Big Phenanthrene : The only valid measurement of code quality are wtfs/minute. The only way to measure the quality of code: the number of curses per minute ...

Some of the friends, in order to get rid of the single life, is also a pretty spell

@ Zhang Geng : Bought this one.

With the goods, you do not have to worry about female friends will not be angry, is it?

@ Blindfold Control : Two months ago with the leadership of the project on the line after I go, to find me after the conversation did not go, after one months every day good idle, a person responsible for a project maintenance, so go on is not to waste ah, I should do ...

@ Marina GA : Every day idle, off-duty working day log is the biggest torment!

Since there is such a good job, every day tired into a small part of Wang said, the boss, let them go, what ability to rush me

@Seven-Zhang Zhijian : is not happy, but also to see people show off early work ...

@ He shan : like this does not work on time, should be dragged back to change the bug

Everyone is assured that I always work is very low-key (late), work will not show off (leave early). Those high-profile work of the pot friends, carefully home on the way to meet touch porcelain OH

@ Tourist : hit a touch porcelain, special horizontal, how to do? It's pretty nasty on the line.

SB original So have the origin, I do not understand because I culture low

@blindcat: A buddy Lash, ran to the school hospital, the doctor asked him how, he thought for a long while did not think up diarrhea the word. Finally tried to think for a long day, came a sentence: I?? Shit like soup?? The doctor actually understood. Since then this buddy more a nickname: Tang, translated into English called Soup Boy, abbreviated to SB?

@ Richard-Tyson : hit to pick up a 5S, just get off the phone call, is a woman said please me to eat the phone back to her, I promised, and so she came to take the cell phone this would like to go directly to leave! Results people hard to eat, eat eat, half of her went out to pick up a phone no one ...

Then, you silently continue to eat, the heart of a burst of sadness: model can also make phone calls, the basic trust between people?

@ Richard-Tyson : Seven behavioral traits of the potential population of depression "the more you meet, the higher the risk."

Programmers want to switch to a swollen, small compilation of a piece from the knowledge of the dry! Teach you how to transform into a successful barbecue stall, do not see, a look only to find that the programmer yakitori has so many advantages

programmers to sell barbecue has so many advantages, do not know which oscer heart has not, open the booth remember please I eat two strings.

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