Oschina Saturday strum--Are you born second child?

Although more than 90 after the only child, but after 90 life is still not easy

@ Cold Days : 90 After not counseling, not afraid, is to know the family, not tired, not enough, is to know how not easy parents, and finally old!!! This awkward age, talk about love is old, talk about death too early, and young people talk about experience naïve, and the old people talk about the story is too small, idle at home bored, go crazy afraid noisy, fashion say you demon, Simple said you old, feel tired just want to negative, look back, there are old under the small, not hard to make money die

Especially after opening second child.

@ Strength Small yellow hair : Really good miserable, when they were born, family planning only allowed one, suddenly only one, no brothers and sisters, fighting no one to help. Reading to catch up with the expansion of the recruit, graduated from college and no distribution. Finally find a job, cancel the welfare housing, talk about a target to get married to buy a house, to catch up with the market economy climax, the price has stood on the Everest. It is very much to marry the marriage knot Ann Home, and special encourage more children. Two, with four old people, and two more children ....

When the news of open second child came out, there was a lot of jokes on the Internet.

@evang : The next day, Xiao Ming on the back of the full-year-old younger uncle yet toward the school. Teacher:...... To the school, put his uncle on the teacher's desk, a take down his mouth lollipop, by the way help him wipe a runny nose, Orthophoto said: Uncle, don't patronize, our teacher has something to say to you.

@CasparLi : Tang's monk apprentice four people are eating, suddenly "Bang!" "A loud bang, startled everyone, Tang's monk looked up at the hope, pointing to the mountain road Broken Stone said:" Wu Empty, your mother born second child .... " 

At the same time, there are a number of truth Emperor

@evang : Sheep Monthly salary 5000, intends to build a nest with 200,000, wolves do not allow, said privately built is illegal construction, only allowed to buy bastard. Wang Eight is engaged in engineering, first with 200,000 bribe Wolf to obtain the development right, and then use 500,000 yuan to buy this piece of land, spend 100,000 yuan to cover the sheep, to the lamb asking for 2 million yuan. Rats lent 2 million yuan to the sheep, even the 3 million, 20 pay off, sheep family 20 years to the rats to work. The Wolf, the Rat, the bastard all make the money, only the sheep loses, even the cub also dare not be born. Sheep more and more less, the wolf felt like this no meat to eat, so announced that the sheep can regenerate one.

@USIDCBBS : Words v Plenary just announced the full release of the two children, a family planning work of the foreign students to visit, dinner chat, he said: Family planning is an art, the rich, to create conditions let her born, this can be fine, can generate income; the poor, to do anything to bring her down, so that can be offset indicators, can be charged. I said: You this is Murder! He replied, "Money is the money, and there is no cost to kill it."

Aren't you afraid of being checked at midnight?

The slogans on the walls in the countryside have to be re-changed.

@siny : In the Future, the village slogan has been prepared: 1. Be pregnant! Give birth! Raise up, just can't fight down; 2. The economy goes up, the population keeps up; 3. Second child award, one child penalty, dink infertility should be caught; 4. The birth is not born, regret life. It is not to be raised, and the old shall not be raised; 5. The countryside wants to be rich, many children have many kinds of trees; 6. One person does not live, the village is shameful; 7. Compulsory fertility, the country and the people

It's OK to have a second child, but you have to have a girlfriend first. Don't tell me your girlfriend's not even born.

@ Broken Glasses : I heard to open "two children", I was happy last night to sleep, tossing and turning, antigen, my wife is finally about to be born!

Domestic second child This has a huge international impact, especially in animal husbandry.

@ Shun Its natural 001 : Math: It is expected that China will increase the number of newborn babies every year, and how many more cows should the "hostile forces of the West" increase?

Even if no one has a monkey with you, you have to be willful.

Came home from work at night, ran into a wayward boy on the subway.

Or reading that will be comfortable, no pressure, want to see beautiful woman, want to see handsome guy looking handsome

Just a friend of the circle to see, laughing at me, want to ask you girls in the heart really think so?

How can we make students study well? Just turn off the WiFi.

@Lailysh : Back to the dorm, a roommate in a book (Physical books, paper, can flip the kind of), another friend in the practice of calligraphy, really scared me. I trembling to ask, what is the ... They did not lift their heads and said: The school network is broken.

In school or to study hard, or else will be despised

hahaha haha-haha via: four packs uncle

After work is not the same, eat a dough stick can become very wretched

@OSC_ chief philosopher : Today, a male colleague was chased by a female colleague, see really bad, and then stopped; a ask, just know is male colleague to eat the photos of the female colleague eating fritters to friends circle, I hastened to persuade, hair this is a bit not a lady just, do not have to in the company so noisy, female colleague cry, said: "You know?" He put the fritters on mosaic!

I'll say that when I can't beat someone else.

Buy clothes on the Internet, meet a wonderful shop owner is also drunk drunk da

I asked the seller if there was no trumpet t-shirt, he said there, and then sent me this: via: Sword God grape

Don't complain about your fate fated, when God closes a door, he will leave a window for you.

God always has a lot of meaning. (Shared from @ No product map via: Inverted square meter)

People who have objects want to buy a couple to show love?

if you want to wear a couple outfit with your boyfriend, is there any good recommendation??                        

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Oschina Saturday strum--Are you born second child?