Oschina Saturday strum--has this version of Little Red Hat ever heard of it?

Think of the time when I came out to work, a small compilation is really simple, think that the vast world, but ...

@ hot: Just out of work, adults exhort society is very complex, to learn to control themselves, can not do things never do. Society is full of traps and temptations, meet beautiful women have to pay attention to point, be careful, don't be cheated! Now come out to work for a few years, I just want to ask: the temptation of the original said?

The small part wants to say, let the temptation to corrupt me.

Think about it, all my perfect blueprint for the future is built on the basis of "I am rich" ... Via: I'm a couple of years old.

The man who is poor is short, that is me.

Fortunately the poor not only I with one, the following the car is so simple to buy

@Stephen_Zhou: I'm going to pick up the car today, the keys are very, very 87.

Poor also forget, but never ugly

@ Open-Source sunny day: When it rained, the road wet and congested, I saw a girl on the roadside, in the rain stood for a long time did not make a rental, really unkind, the car drove past, rolling down the window to remind her in good faith: "Girl, you are so ugly, you can not hit the car." The girl smiled and said, "Is that why you bought the car?" ”

Or you can only have fun with your right hand.

@hww: "Young man what you think can, anyway, you can only with your right hand music."

Lonely people have a lot, think below this lonely to a certain realm of people not many

This is too sad (share from the @ No product map)

If your life is the following, a small part of your self-seeking blessing

@ The chief Crush Milk: Life Four tragedies: poor have no money to do bad things, cooked can not be a couple, hungry do not know what to eat, sleepy is not sleep!

Life is not easy, let the top of the food chain to teach you how to live in China
@everlxq: Hello, I'm bell Griles, I want to show you how to survive in some of the most extreme and dangerous places on earth. I have to face a series of challenges where you can't hold on for a minute without proper survival skills. This time I came to a large number of street vendors in southern China, 10 minutes after the city management brigade will come here, I will teach you how to survive in the desperate situation! ...... 10 minutes to go, look, that's the chengguan, everybody note lighten

How to embody the generation gap of different generations? Just one primary language problem.

@OSC Big Fat Sen: Elementary School Chinese question related words fill in the blanks: he ____ sacrifices the life, ____ sells the organization.    60后 fill "rather, also do not" 70后 fill "fear, so" Gen Y fill "with its, rather than" fill "even, also want to" 00 after fill "white, forget" this is called generation gap! " Comment: These answers respectively embody 60后 's fearless, 70后 helpless, gen Y ego, the rebellious, 00 after the stay.

Let's see if you have any of the objects.

@ Fish's Memory: I: The egg how much money to sell: Seven Yuan I: too expensive, supermarket only six block five sell: Supermarket young man, see you like this son still not married? I: Yes, how to sell: Have a girlfriend? I: Yes, you ask why do you sell: Go to the supermarket usually take a girlfriend to me: Yes, sell: Can't help but buy something else I: ... Sell: At last who pays me a pocket: ... Sell: Now my eggs are still expensive I: Give me five Jin

Why does the little knitting always feel that this is an invisible dog abuse

@Lout: I handed her my present in the morning of my wife's birthday. "God horse, a little stick ..." I said, "You don't underestimate it, it's a wand, you try to shake it and read the curse" "Okay," the wife shook the little stick and said, "Well, Mia," Ah! "I screamed and collapsed in bed," It's magic! "What's the matter?" "The wife asked," There were other gifts, but you just turned them off!

Please bring your own keyboard upstairs.

If the man in the toilet hangs this picture, can the gay men pee?

@ Richard-Tyson: Good art of the men's toilet mural ah, unfortunately I do not understand ...

Master in the folk, a flat ordinary where the aunt, there may be a master programmer

@xxl: This morning, Shanghai line Line 11, an aunt in the car door asked: This is to the Huaqiao? Answer: No, is to Jiading, aunt immediately get on the bus, said: that is right. What is the case: if (! to Huaqiao) return true;

To program well, first of all have to learn maths, otherwise disgrace don't know

@ bosj: "Math is bad really scary ..." 15th, Turkish Prime Minister Ahmed Davout in a television interview, trying to explain the difference between Islam and Islamic State (ISIS) in Turkey, said: "(both) is not 180 degrees, but 360 degrees difference." "The apparent error of expression caused a network taunt, and many people remembered that he was a professor.

Of course, the language is also very important, otherwise the written things will be thunder dead

What the hell is this, light fiction?? The Gambo of Via:bilibili Bar

What the hell is this?

In recent years, entrepreneurship seems to be very hot, but why don't you catch a cold?

@ open source China's chief satin hand: You use Xiaomi mobile phone, wearing a T-shirt on the 3W coffee to listen to entrepreneurship lecture mouth full of subversive business model circle of friends are all ceo/cto know, the shell concerned about countless 36Kr every day must read bat big pattern knows Zhang Xiaolong greed very familiar love Yonghao better than jobs Like the Kindle better than the ipad talking about Internet thinking, Internet + so you're a serious entrepreneurial syndrome patient.

Gentlemen, look, you have the entrepreneurial syndrome.

What is the most important thing about walking the lake? Drinker!

@ Miogo: In Xi ' An to do business in Hu Xiaojiang by three kidnappers with a BMW car robbed to Henan. He and the kidnappers talk about drinking,, drink 1 bottles of white wine, everyone also drank 10 bottles of beer, kidnappers a spit a drunk, a kidnapper said while crying, want to "make friends", the ransom also from 1.2 million to 100,000, the kidnappers said he was caught will not revenge him. Finally Hu succeeded in being rescued. --On the importance of good liquor.

Ruined childhood time, you have heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood, this version of the estimate you have not seen

@ Blue Xiang prostitute worker: good unexpected ending, from the wolf's eyes can see, at that time it was refused ....

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