Oschina Sunday strum-What is a useful invention?

Do you know what it's like to be a little part of the story? Just like the following.

What could be more comfortable in this weather with air conditioning covered quilt?

Do not stay home at weekends, but also go out to activities

Mother said don't den in the room playing computer, occasionally also go out to play ~ So. @ Bitter forced old wet

Small guess, you now dress up should be a crumpled t-shirt plus cool drag bar. Do you have any of the following in your cold-drag?

People who have been injured are wearing flip-flops. Via: Together God replies

Early in the morning or sports ~ everybody come together ~

The MV is wrong! ∑ (? Д?)

But it's a weird painting.

Sunday do you have a girl appointment? Some people deserve no appointment.

@ Open Source China Chief counter-Strike : One time to female students, pushed open the door unexpectedly saw her on the sofa with a vibrator, we two five seconds of sudden shaking rod without movement, she shy said: "That ... There's no electricity. You can... Come and help me? "I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, excited nodded, hurriedly ran to the supermarket downstairs to buy her a pair of Nan Fu battery." Since then, she never talk to me, so far I do not understand what I did wrong. Now occasionally meet, she still ignore me, I also embarrassed to mention that 5 grand

Small make up also to the sisters said, don't what kind of men are about

Today, a sister said to me fondly: "Before I met you, I found that there is no good man." Ever since I met you, I've found a lot of good men ... "

This is supposed to be the most vicious evaluation of the boys.

Of course, sissy stuff is a little bit far away.

A girl told girlfriends: "My boyfriend is a sissy, I broke up with him, he was particularly sad, but not tears." "This is not quite manly," she said. "Girl Nu Way:" What, he said he can't cry, because his mascara is not waterproof. ”

No one has an appointment, it's okay to take a look at the books and learn poems and songs at home.

What are some of the words in poetry that resemble "people ..." and "Days ..."? "I was speechless via:@ and then there was no

is to learn to learn the children of others.

If it's a bear boy, don't go to school.

@SoapBar : There is a person to amuse a child: "You are your father or I is your father?" The child said: "You are your father!" The man hurried: "Wrong!" You think about it. The child bent head thought for a long while, puzzled to ask: "I am your father?" "

But why do we have to learn ancient poetry? Have you ever thought about why?

What is the point of reciting a poem that doesn't understand? Via: The heart of human research is not normal

Study hard so that you can become a useful person

I was speechless hahaha via:@ my friend is a wonderful flower

There are still many inventions in the world that are much more useful than Nokia condoms.

Don't do your own bed! (Share from the @ No product map)

The two of the reviews must be single dogs.

What does a man call a single dog, a woman's name? Single meow?

@Mallon : Relatives to eat, and to urge marriage. I am also in the appearance of an independent woman, and was humiliated by relatives: no one will be old to marry. My cousin, who is five years older than me, has already used this trick. As soon as she came in she covered her chest: I was so miserable that no man was going to die. How could I be so miserable? I want to be single All my life, ah, a monk forget it. Relatives said: Rest assured, it must be fate did not arrive, do not hurry. You're still young! I really want to lift the table!

So, how to deal with family relatives is really a science.

Say again to the Mid-Autumn Festival, and then three days is the national day, the middle please three days off, and then can put half a month of vacation ...

To tell you a sad story. Long, long, long time ago, there is a mother, named: Holiday, she gave birth to a conjoined baby, respectively named "Mid-Autumn Festival" and "National Day." Later, there was a hands Magic doctor "school" to separate them. Since then, our school on the mid-autumn day separate holiday ... via: my big old.

At last, a little bit of a cheap joke, you can still rinse your friends when you are okay

cold and still under-beat Via: Here's the line, June .

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Oschina Sunday strum-What is a useful invention?