Oschina Sunday strum--the hero does not mention that year Yong (more pictures cautious into)

Sunday, hurriedly Rairay bed pressure yajing! I heard that yesterday's 9 points 26 minutes 53 seconds is the exclusive "PI" moment ... Because yesterday day is March 14, 15 ... 3.14.15.9.26.53 ... I know the back of Pi. But I just want to have a Valentine's Day, every month 14th is Valentine's Day, this is the white Valentine's Day, I heard that the only girl to send a boy gift Valentine's Day ...

No object to send, also can only cross the Pi festival, small only remember the first five, 3.14159 ... This is also good, this less test can pass ...

Think of that year, a small compilation but very powerful, is simply a small encyclopedia, tears AH

The peak time is not going back, whining, you say this is swollen

It's okay, now care is not what the encyclopedia of the encyclopedia, mainly married, do not know the oscer can have favorite mushrooms cool, what kind of? Or, which is the animal goddess in your heart?

Animal department woman, each girl can use an animal to describe, you are what kind, consciously seat!

Serge

Small make-up already can't bear to look straight, sure is appearance Association's ... 、

We all don't have to guess, the little piece is hamster department ... Ashamed of shame.

Weekend about a favorite sister paper go out to play, March, green leaves a lot of beautiful scenery, very good

Yesterday's program ape special quotations did not see the fun, today we come to see

I hard to force a man, a long distance love. Every time my girlfriend called and asked me what I was doing, I said I was doing the procedure. After a while, I found her status changed to "I really wish I called the program ..."

One day, the software industry was down, and the software industry's Big Three, Sun, IBM and Microsoft, decided to switch to condom business, with condoms named Java Condoms, IBM condoms, and MS condoms, respectively.

A customer using a Java condom came to sun to complain that wearing it was inappropriate, and Sun said it would have to wait for ISO standards to be set by the International Standards Organization, and boasted that the condoms they produced would fit every man.

Customers had to switch to IBM condoms. But he found that after he had read the accompanying instructions, his wife had fallen asleep, and he had forgotten why he had to use IBM condoms.

Finally, he had to switch to MS condoms. Unexpectedly, the MS condom was very useful, and he was happy to use it for several months and suddenly found out that his wife was pregnant. He was very angry, aggressive to find Microsoft, Microsoft's answer is: The patch is right away!

Have a nice weekend!

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Oschina Sunday strum--the hero does not mention that year Yong (more pictures cautious into)