Oschina Thursday strum--Acute transient mental disorder

Originally thought to send a strum, did not expect to get up early in the morning see this piece

@Kinegratii : The sun was shining, the flowers smiled at me, and the bird said: Early morning, you are sick ah up so early!!!

To say so, a small estimate is the one that is the deepest disease. It's easy for me to get up early and strum every day.

Do you know how the literary youth scold others ugly?

"How genteel to tell a man that ta looks ugly?" "This beauty is bad." "Is there a hole in the face?" "The beauty of the Chisel chisel." "Is it ugly to scare people away?" "The different Yan both out, four horses difficult to chase." "When is the most beautiful?" "The man will die, and his face is good." "said the man's face is too fat?" "Audacity five Feet!" ”

Well, new skills get!

Encounter certain sad things, you want to curse all can not scold

@ Lonely Smoking cigarettes : The saddest thing in the world is that your girlfriend has her girlfriend ~ ~ ~ Baidu robot is actually how witty ...

Even Baidu robots are laughing at you.

Don't think it's better to have a wife.

@JackFace : The wife and husband went home together and the wife closed the door as soon as she entered. The husband knocked at the door and shouted, "Open up, open the door, I haven't gone in yet, really!" The wife of the bus conductor said, "What's the noise?" Sit down and take a trip! "

@ open Source China Chief Orthopedic Officer : When the girl got married, Dad gave her a piggy bank: If you get bullied, smash it open. One day, her husband hit her, mother-in-law said she, so she broke open the pig, found inside fell out of the gun, she saw the gun handle engraved on a line of familiar words: In your marriage, I have in Nanjing related departments to your health into the "acute transient mental disorders", let go of it! Children... One alive, don't stay!

So, before we get married, I'd like to practice the Golden Bell and the iron shirt.

Iron cloth shirts have not learned, but some skills in the future should be in the folk spread it

@ Wading Canoe : The new era of the firewall like the castration knife, accurate and rapid, directly hit the life gate. "Over the wall." The future may become a craft, how to inherit, a heavy task. And the "demolition of the Wall" will become an unparalleled martial arts, unique leading the tide, through the ages ...

Like touch porcelain this ability or early let it not absolutely good

@ bosj : Today saw an old man fell down, so he used to help, did not think he grabbed my hand, I hurried to say: "The monitoring will also be my innocence!" The old man said: Hey, don't be silly, there is no monitoring! I'm just kicking through. TMD does not monitor and dare to hang like this.

It's time to test your moral integrity.

@ open Source official sweet potato : How can I not understand it?

It's so pure, of course, I can't read it.

Have you seen the finale of the Flower thousand bones? Small make-up means that you have not seen a episode, but heard the big ending after the stock market will be a big change

@everlxq : This year's biggest good: flower thousand bone finally big end! Since the broadcast, has experienced a thousands of shares down, thousands of stock trading, the suspension of thousands of shares, thousands of shares, thousands of shares to stop trading, thousands of shares trading to the fall and stop! History says "spend thousands of shares". Since today, the market has begun to stabilize and prosperity.

@ Richard-Tyson : A: How do you find out if you have sex in your life? B: It's easy! A: How to tell? B: All male scold: I 艹 your uncle's are suspected!

It seems that after the curse of the time to think about how to use the word sentence ...

From the degree of wear on the keyboard can see the programmer playing games

@ Yun Huai Tianhe Heart : As long as Kung fu is deep, Mulberry becomes satin

What is the keyboard of WOW party?

Smoking is not only harmful to health, but also can not make friends

@drenerd : I don't have any hobbies, just like smoking. Recently, I have a friend, very concerned about me, every day 10 times eight times to earnestly tell me that smoking is not good for the health, and maybe later will have lung cancer or something. Today I think for a long time, feel like this is not a thing, finally ruthless, and he parted.

Bear child again to flirt teacher, this year teacher's heart is really strong to pervert

@ Visitor : First class, the teacher said in class: Xiao Ming, please use the "coincidence" sentence. Xiao Ming stood up and said: "Last night I saw a beautiful sister in the park, I said:" Sister, about? "Sister said:" Not about the children. "Teacher: Roll ...

Earthworms are the most unlikely creatures to be lonely, because as long as they are bored, they can chop themselves into a few paragraphs.

@ Axe to help the little shrimp : Earthworms This day is very depressed, small earthworms think, cut themselves into two paragraphs, playing badminton. Earthworm mother think this method is good, cut themselves into four pieces, playing Mahjong went. After a while, the earthworm father cut himself into minced meat. Earthworm mother cried: "You how so silly, cut so broken will die." "Earthworm father weak weakly said:" ... I...... Suddenly want to play football ... "

There is a person, he is rich second generation, marry mating, a birth on the pinnacle of life, this person called Ming. Actually, obviously, it's a man with a story.

@OS chief Satin Hand : Yesterday, I educate Xiao Ming: "Time is a knife to expose lies, but the biggest enemy of life is not a lie, it is time." Xiao Ming thoughtfully asked: "Exactly is not melon seeds?" "I continue to say," No culture, obviously a kind of dance! "Xiao Ming:" Obviously not me? "

Whether you are clear, you should have a conscience

A buyer who bought a hammock, a conscience evaluation!

Of course, it's important to read some books and learn some English.

Hips Brother hips Brother Power head big, trench love yellow grip ball Ah!

The Virgo is black every day, do not care about it? A little piece of the Gospel of Virgo, condolences to the vast number of Virgo compatriots

A foreign netizen on Tumblr said that every time I came to this supermarket, I felt that I was full of energy and could be refreshed all day!! Via: My husband's Daily

Is there any ~ to refresh your spirits?

Cinderella's story has been heard, but you know, Cinderella is actually from our big Northeast Lotus ditch son of the girl ~

Feel Cinderella's ancestral home should be in Tohoku via: Amateur godfather

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Oschina Thursday strum--Acute transient mental disorder