Oschina Wednesday strum--Leadership, please respect my professional! I don't want to move the bricks again!!!

La La-LA, has been rapid strides into the Wednesday!

Small make-up often is hungry awake, write strum when the belly often grunt call, deserve fat!!!

@Zoelov: "Days of clean sand, hungry": chopped pepper fish head roast duck, sweet and sour pork ribs shrimp, boiled sliced chicken claw, meat skewers chickens, slip broth fried bean sprouts.

Oscer hungry time, also so have, really admire, my mind only awuawu what meat meat, no meat not Huan World ~

@ Richard-Tyson: It is said that people in this life, about to eat about nine tons of food, who first eat who go first ...

After reading this, I immediately spirit, or good hair strum, no longer cranky ~

In the morning to pay attention, see Grandpa Remember to say hello, so cold days, so warm grandpa is really rare ~

@ White Tofu Cynanchum paniculatum: This morning went out to see a big uncle Fell, a small guy came forward to ask: uncle, I January salary 2500 yuan, can help you up? Grandpa: Young man, you go, I'll wait a while. So I also came forward to ask: Grandpa I am a programmer, can I help you? Grandpa looked at me, silently moved to the side, the child, to ... Lie down next to Grandpa!

You also know the treatment of various industries ... Good uncle of China!

Here, must give two Chinese good oscer to praise!

Learning @ Sweet potato is the most glorious ~

@ open source China's chief satin hand: Free advertising.

@hanxi: It turns out here .... I just want to send a picture ... Just went to the computer in the city downstairs to watch the computer shot ... The result is also to compress the picture manually ...

Remember to take the prize, ah, @ sweet potato kiss a big one ~

@Force Armed guards:

In addition to the @ Sweet potato kiss, here is a small piece of extra gifts to give everyone a variety of festive gift gesture Set (http://my.oschina.net/xxiaobian/blog/356893), to ensure a lot of gifts ~

Little Piece of knitting

Little Piece of knitting

Little Piece of knitting

@ Sweet Potato

@ Small Edit

Remember the little Christmas Eve IPhone ha ~

A little piece of the Christmas gift is now ready to be sent, everyone to collect it ~

The right way to harvest martial arts treasure:

@ and Wind Racing: Yesterday Yuelu mountain climbing, in the cliff stone seam, see a dirty book, old, the cover has been bad, looming "nine Yang" two words. Ecstasy, the extinction of the "nine Yang Canon" finally let me find out! Afraid of tourists and villagers found that I carry in my arms to run back. On the road to the imagination, the two-pulse, and bulletproof, in case, let brandished self-palace how to do? Finally home, put out the cheats, nervously opened the first page-"Nine Yang soy milk machine instructions."

That is you have not wet, did not burn, so did not see, this is actually nine Yang Canon!

Pay rise Dafa

@ Please call me Chaoxiao: The program ape: My first question is, can you only use the words ' could ' and ' can't ' to answer my second and third question? Boss: "ok! "My second question is, if my third question is can I get a raise?" So can you answer my third question as well as the answer to the second one? Boss:......

Marry mating

@oscfox: On the road met a beautiful woman up to chat: I like you! "Beauty:" Neuropathy! I asked, "Then who do you like?" "Beauty:" Neuropathy! "This happiness comes too suddenly!"

To the pinnacle of life

@ According to Miyan: Today with the source of China's pen, signed a contract. Looking forward to 2015 new beginnings

a small compilation of this seniority is still shallow ah, or the first time to see the open source pen, but open-source mug, open-source underwear and so can bring you good luck, no bugs, but also with you to the pinnacle of life!

If not satisfied, please wait for our new client, that function is really bunker!!!

@ Sweet potato: the "about" feature of the new client

But when using, be careful, accidentally to the base friend ...

Small, but also relatively letter life, fortune-telling said I can live to 83 years old, I disregard the traffic lights, fortunately safe, but also more dangerous, decided to calculate

@ Small Editor to find a fortune-teller to calculate my life is rich or no money. He wrote on the paper "Life" two words, asked me which word is important. I think it's important to say that life is of course. Big wet He shook his head: "You, no money" "Why?" "The rich, the recognition sex." No money, fate. ”

This result is miserable!!!

From then on, the small part absolutely can't believe life!
So, still in the University of small partners, you do not because you are professional will do that professional work, come out you will find that the world is very different from what you think

NO16 Biology

"Xiao Hong, I heard that your university major is student material?" ”

"Yes, the leader"

"Well, feed the fish in the office." ”

"Leaders, please respect this profession, biology is ..."

"Please briefly discuss how muscle cell enhancer 2 can modulate the bi-specific phosphatase 6 in cardiac and skeletal muscle cells via the p38 mitogen-activated protein kinase signaling pathway"

"leader, fish tank in which position ..."

NO17 Finance

"Xiao Wu, I heard that your major in college is the study of finance?" ”

"Yes, leader. ”

"Well, help me buy a lunch." ”

"Leaders, please respect this profession, finance is ..."

"Please talk about the relationship between RMB effective exchange rate and trade balance quantity, and the application of interest rate instruments and exchange rate instruments in China's macroeconomic control. ”

"The leader, is to eat rice or steamed bread?" ”

NO18 Chinese Language and literature

"Xiao Zhou, I heard that your major in college is Chinese language and literature?" ”

"Yes, the leader"

"Well, go and get me the newspaper I sent yesterday." ”

"Leaders, please respect this profession, Chinese language and literature is ..."

"Would you please talk about the different artistic techniques of the two essays written by Su Xun and su zhe?" ”、

"Leader, is this the latest issue?" ”

NO19 Physics

"Xiao Zhang, I heard that you majored in physics in college?" ”

"Yes, the leader"

"Well, how does this game start a physical attack?" ”

"Leaders, please respect this profession, physics is ..."

"To solve the stationary Schrodinger equation with one dimensional infinite deep potential well as an example,"

"Leader, this game is so fun ..."

End Version

"Xiao Li, what is your major in university?" ”

Leadership, don't ask me specialized courses, pour water drag to buy medicine to carry computer print I'll do anything for you

"You're paralyzed and you're not on a routine?" ”

The previous few strum have been sent out here will not repeat, the complete works please see here: http://my.oschina.net/xxiaobian/blog/356892

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Wednesday to work well, Wednesday happy ~

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Oschina Wednesday strum--Leadership, please respect my professional! I don't want to move the bricks again!!!