Play 3C'

Source: Internet
Author: User

 

Female: Where?
Male: No.
Female: Where are you not?
Male: You should wait. (then stand up and yell at the opposite side: You are paralyzed. Why are you not hammers! You have done it! There was a grievance on the other side: I was scared and slept here: Why are you paralyzed? Why are you not missiles? Go to hell)
Male: Okay
Female: What have you done?
Male: Nothing. Read a book in the dormitory.
Female: You have gone online.
Male: No. I am reading a book in the dormitory.
Female: Fart. I am in your dormitory now!
Male: Oh. I am surfing the Internet. (I stood up again and said, "Hey, what are you doing? It's been 8 minutes. You don't have any milk !)
Female: Why are you so messy?
Male: Nothing. Watch a movie. action movie.
Female: Are you playing 3C again?
Male: No, I'm obedient. I won't play it anymore if you don't let me play. (I turned to a wretched male around and said, "Go and buy your eyes. Are you going to eat shit ?)
Female: I may go home this month. When will you go home?
Male: If the money is not enough, go home at 2100.
Female: What?
Male: Oh, no, I am not going home now.
Female: I want you to come home with me!
Male: I have other things.
Female: Is playing 3C your business?
Male: No. There is something to do.
Female: You disappoint me.
Male: Oh. (standing up and asking: Which one is a hill? Are you blind? Keep sending you a signal !)
Female: You will marry 3C later! 88
Male: Oh, 88... no, what?
Female: break up. You love 3C more than you love me.
Male: No. I love both of you.
Female: What? Are you using me as a game?
Male: so that I can play with you every day.
Female: What ?!
Male: No, no. I mean you are more important than 3C.
Female: that's right... no! You are not allowed to play 3C!
Male: Playing 3C does not affect our feelings. (SHOUTING: they are gathering, paralyzing and coming soon)
Female: You can only select one between me and 3C!
Male: let's break up.
The man hangs up the phone decisively and then begins to shout: Pay attention to the position of the gold node. Do you want to go big on the mountain? Go up... the tree man puts down the soldier and breaks the trap.

 

 

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