[Point of View] [humorous online text] exposure: 11 "P-Words" that men often say"

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By: Zhixin

A close friend of mine said that the man's 11 sentences are not trustworthy. She does not believe it or I do not believe it. Do you believe it?

First, I don't care about your appearance.

A woman is like a flower, a man is like a butterfly, and a butterfly becomes more prosperous when the flowers become more fragrant. Butterfly is a millennium-changing truth, men do not care about women's appearance? Have you ever heard of butterfly love grass?

The second sentence: I promise you everything.

A man seems excited and forgets that he has never been omnipotent. They always put on God's tone and blurted out to say that I promised you everything without thinking. Maybe they don't know that God is not omnipotent. Could you please ask: Can God create a stone that can't be moved by himself when God creates mankind and everything?

When a woman hears this sentence, she can often hear another sentence: I can promise you anything except this one!

Third sentence: You are my only one

Women have policies and men have countermeasures. It seems impossible for women to pin down men forever.
A woman can hold a man's pockets, cannot hold a man's belt, and a woman can hold a man's feelings, but cannot hold a man's desires. When you find that a man's "Red Flag does not fall, the color flag is floating", you will understand that the only fairy tale is that a woman woven by Qiong Yao deceives a woman.

Fourth: I don't care if you are a virgin.

Do not underestimate the charm of the Thin Film on men. The culture has been banned for thousands of years. It is not something that the media can call just a few words of liberation. In the end, the men who get cheap and easy to sell are still men, and the women who get hurt and cry are still women. If a man really does not care, unless he treats you as a lover or a tool.

Fifth sentence: I swear

When a man hits a wall in front of a woman, when a man is helpless, their last words are surprisingly similar, that is, the day swear is just a perfect guise for a man to deceive a woman's kind nature. It is as easy for a man to make a vow to put a P.

Sixth sentence: I am wrong.

A woman always thinks that a man admits a mistake and wins again. I don't know that this is just the start of another deception. It seems that women seldom recognize mistakes, but they always add errors.

7. I quit ......

Ten men, seven good cigarettes, eight good wines, nine good colors, and one other. If you really want to quit, then who has consumed the cigarettes, wine, and ladies?

8. I must change it.

You must never be confused by a man's elegant appearance. In fact, as long as you get back home, or even drop your head in front of a beautiful girl, he will dig his nostrils and buckle his toes, three days without taking a bath for five days without laundry, and the house is messy like a dog's nest, it will be immediately revealed. As the saying goes: Jiangshan is easy to change and its nature is hard to move. If you want to believe that men have changed their bad habits in life, I would rather believe that dogs have changed their ways to eat.

9. I will marry you.

Marriage is not just a matter of confidence, but a matter of action. The more times you say it, the smaller the chance of marrying you, the inverse ratio.

10: I did not lie to you

This sentence itself has cheated on you again. sin is not enough. Don't hesitate. Give him a mouth.

Love you 11th years

P: The biggest P: You think a woman is a tortoise. She has lived for 10 thousand years!

Women know that men are reliable, and pig can climb trees. But a woman will still go forward to the ground to be cheated, so I saw a sad woman, not a pig that will climb the mountains and trees. Women, women, maybe this is women's sorrow!

Source: Sohu Women's Community