[Post] When LI Yi meets! (Cool)

(Statement: This story is purely fictitious. If there are similarities, it is no coincidence)

One day, the two most famous top saints in the land of China-Li Yi, known as "male Yi, female Furong", met Miss Furong on a small windy evening. The two were excited when they saw their idols, and a pair of bears officially started.

Li Yi: (opening remarks) the reform is full of spring breeze, and Chinese football is in a bid. I would like to ask who belongs to the hero, only Li Yi, the Emperor.
Furong: (opening remarks) network hype is a breeze, and beautiful guys are endless. The best subcutaneous tissue, I'm a Hot hibiscus.

Li Yi?
Furong: That's exactly what the little girl is. If I'm not wrong, you are Li Yi, the legendary top defender of the Chinese soccer team?
Li Yi: (Khan) It's just a few people.
Furong: Wow, "Brother Yi Di", who has been admired for a long time.
Li Yi: Oh, "Sister Furong". Fortunately, we will be lucky.
Furong: "Brother Yi Di". It's so nice to meet you today. We are so lucky. Today, you are very famous in China, especially in football circles. I admire you so much. I heard that not only do you play football well for your opponent, but also your reputation is well known, your influence has penetrated into sports, politics, commerce, culture, and other fields. You have not only added a beautiful landscape to Chinese football, but also enriched our national language? It is really a great contributor...
Li Yi: (puzzled) What are you talking about? My fame has enriched Chinese? Why don't I know? Why?
Furong: Don't you know? I have heard more than one person say to me. This year, a new but the most vicious curse is popular-you are stupid like Li Yi.
Li Yi :....
Furong: Moreover, it is said that your business value is also the highest, and your achievements are remarkable.
Li Yi: No. I have not transferred for several years. How do you know that my business value is awkward?
Furong: we all know that, I have heard that many condom manufacturers are scrambling to invite you to serve as the product image spokesperson, given your repeated outstanding performance on the court. It is said that, since your endorsement, the product sales have soared.
Li Yi: (Great sweat) It's all past achievements. Let's look ahead and continue to create miracles. By the way, Miss Furong, I admire you more.
Hibiscus: Why?
Li Yi: You want. I am so famous as the Emperor Li Yi. Of course, it mainly comes down to my outstanding technical skills. I often succeed in solving the problem for my opponent, and the body of the ball is like Henry, the competition successfully completed the task of disgusting opponents. However, even if I do not have these outstanding performances, many people will know me, because I started playing in the Class A League many years ago, from Beijing to Shenzhen, it turns out to be a little famous. You may be different. You used to be an unknown minor. Without any experience or fame accumulation, you become popular on the Internet. It is a miracle to beat me into the ball. Do you know? Since you surfaced, the quality of the people has suddenly improved.
Hibiscus :( Ecstasy) Is it true?
Li Yi: Of course. I have heard that many people with poor resistance can see your photos and comments on the Internet, and then they will be stunned and scared to death, resulting in a lifetime of paralysis. If the psychological quality is poor, the rest is healthy, and the psychological quality is high. You said, how much have you contributed to improving the quality of the people.
Furong: (Mad dizzy) "Brother Yi Di" won the prize. Actually, I can say that well. I have known for a long time that most people have to scold me if I have to look like this and do not have the skills or skills.
Li Yi: No, not all. I have heard that many parents like you very much. Thank you very much.
Hibiscus: Why?
Li Yi: They said: every night when their children cry, they will never be able to coax them. Later, someone came up with a way to scare his child and said, "cry again, then cry and bring Sister Furong. As a result, the children were scared to cry again. Other parents have followed suit and become the most fashionable way to coax their children. Sister Furong, since ancient times, she has never asked me to raise my eyebrows. I'm afraid that even General Zhang Liao will respect you for three points.
Furong: (Great sweat) What do I do? Do I have any temperament? Even a child who is not sensible can be infected by my temperament? You said, what I said on the Internet is not unreasonable, right?
Li Yi: Well, that's all. Sister Furong, I have a problem that I don't understand. You have to look good or have no skills. You only have a waist circumference. What makes you famous overnight, and how many boys and girls are crazy about you?
Furong: "Brother Yi Di". This is a long story.
Li Yi: Let's talk about segments.
Hibiscus: (mysterious) Tell you a secret: in fact, at the beginning, I did not understand why I became so popular. I was overwhelmed by the speed of fame. In fact, I just sent a few photos of myself on the internet, just like others. This is a normal thing, but I did not expect it, but unfortunately let the Peking University and Tsinghua students spread widely on the forum, and I was overwhelmed. I think, it is very likely that their initial goal is to introduce me with a special interest and add some color to their boring life and empty inner world, at the same time, let others know that there is also such a modest woman in the world. I am not a fool, and I certainly know that I belong to the kind of "creative, have the courage to live. It is precisely because of this that the public interest has been raised.

Li Yi: Wow, that's incredible. In this case, I think you have a special charm. Since you know that you are not looking good, why did you claim to be charming and sexy when you were interviewed later?
Furong: That's because you don't know my real thoughts. You know, people like me who don't have any capital now are not likely to become famous by chance. Do you know how hard it is? It is almost less likely to evolve from an ape to a human. Since it has become a reality, it cannot be easily lost. What else can I do? Nothing else. Only the so-called "personality" is supported. This seems mysterious, but it is not hard to understand. For example, if you play well, can you be so famous today?
Li Yi: I don't think it is possible.
Hibiscus: Yes. In the same way, the reason why I succeeded is also to seize the general "impetuous and boring" mentality of the current people. If I really look pretty, it's impossible to be as red as today. For example, if I look pretty, people will only indulge in my appearance for the moment, and then they will not be interested. Even if I am narcissistic and boast, they will take it for granted. Since there is no objection, how can we maintain their interest in me? Pictures of beautiful women on the Internet are everywhere. The reason why few of them become popular like me is that. Therefore, I must use it in the opposite way. I know that I am ugly, but I just say that I am good-looking. I don't know what I mean, but I just say I'm sexy. This will attract public interest. They will think, why am I so shameless? What do I want to do? Where did I come from? It is precisely because they have aroused all kinds of questions, coupled with the strong popularity of the network media that has been repeatedly criticized and abused by netizens, in order to produce an interactive effect, let me go to the Internet to see the fire of Kyushu. In fact, everyone understands this truth, but they both understand it clearly and are willing to cooperate with me. There is no other reason, that is, curiosity.
Li Yi: Oh. Listen to your speech and read ten years of books. In this case, although I and you are famous for a similar nature, there are still differences. I am famous for a single reason, and you are famous for many reasons.
Furong: Oh, Brother Yi Di, you are getting smarter. There are various reasons why I became famous, but the network on Peking University and Tsinghua University is the most important part. It is the successful operation of this step that makes me "rush out of the place and go all over the country ". In this way, my effects get bigger and bigger like snowballs. Now many people are questioning Peking University and Tsinghua students, saying that these students who have received the best higher education in the country have turned out to be a red hat for me, what are they thinking in their hearts? How vulgar it is. You don't know, so I'm happy. Because in the eyes of others, they cannot even resist my temptation, which makes me more attractive. What does it actually have to do with them? If you don't hold me, someone else will come up. However, for a single person, it seems that I have unique skills.
Li Yi: Oh, that's it. However, I have heard that the campus network seems to be resisting you because you are too strong.
Hibiscus: I know. However, "the fire of stars can be used as an alarm". since it was launched, it has a foundation and is not afraid that they will suppress it. Now we will adopt a sports war and continue to develop amazing words, I can go to other websites for a while.
Li Yi: As you said, it's really "in my heart ". In fact, I also know that since ancient times, there have been two basic ways to become a registrant: one is to make a fortune, and there are countless such examples; the other is to be used in the opposite way, you and I use the latter. Mu zimei, lmy, and Xu Chunmei all adopt the latter. But to be honest, I feel the pressure on fame. You may have heard that the jokes about me have been compiled into several collections, which are comparable to those of <One Thousand and One Nights>. You don't know how hard it is to hear. "the cruel reality has already forced my psychological defense ". Is it true that you are not afraid of the buzz on the Internet?
Furong: Well, the mood is complicated. It is false to say no fear. People, who do not like to listen to the word of praise, who can not afford to listen to those words. In today's society, everyone wants to be famous, and I am no exception. However, if you are famous, you have to pay for it. Everything has two sides. Even though I knew clearly that 99 of the 100 people who saw my photos and my words on the Internet scolded me because I wanted this effect. Otherwise, who will follow me? However, the only one that agrees with each other can give me enough living conditions. As long as someone can say "no grape can be said to be sour", it can be discouraged by many people. In fact, everyone understands that the so-called "grape" can be eaten by anyone. The key is whether he has the courage to pick it. Mu zimei had the courage, so she had the courage to eat; lmy had the courage, so she had the courage to eat; I had the courage, so I also eat.
Li Yi: 1%, so many, you are better than me. You don't know, except for our family's relatives and my "Daddy", I don't even have 1%.
Furong: you need to believe in the value of time. Time will change many things. To become famous, you and I will bear the burden of humiliation and wait patiently. Maybe a few years later, some people will hate us a little bit, and there will be a weird breed somewhere, so let's write something. Article Let us fight.
Li Yi: Oh, really?
Furong: Of course, I don't know. Many people have been scolded for more than one thousand years. Now, some people have written articles to help me. What's more, are we waiting for good people? We didn't do any bad things, but we were so narcissistic and liked to show ourselves.
Li Yi: it makes sense, but I am afraid it is difficult for me.
Furong: By the way, "Brother Yi Di", I really admire you. It is said that many people respect you and not only give you the glorious title of "Li Yi ", but also some History scholars have sorted out your glorious deeds and written them as <li Yi Chuan>, incorporated into historical records for future generations to view. I admire you so much that you are now "immortal.
Li Yi: (dizzy )....
Li Yi: this achievement is just the beginning. The key is that this industry is better. Chinese football is stinking, and it will always be watched by others. If you are interested, say hello to me and I will be able to continue to play freely on my own stage. Hey hey, so my career will never end until the day when I put my emperor in meditation.
Hibiscus: Wow, I admire your courage. What are your plans for the future?
Li Yi: I am sure I will continue to forge ahead in my career. Do you know? Since I said that my football guard is like Henry, major European giants have reacted very strongly. They are inviting me to join us. Now, I have received thousands of invitations, but I have not processed them yet. What about you? Sister Furong, what are your plans for the future?
Hibiscus: I'm busier than you. As you may know, I receive thousands of phone numbers, emails, and messages every day. I have to clean up my answers one by one to answer my fans' interest in me. Moreover, it is said that there is a famous art school in China that wants to serve as an honorary Dance professor. I am considering whether the treatment conditions are favorable. In addition, I want to enter the world market in the next step. "Brother Yi Di", should you have good experience with me in this regard? Please kindly advise.
Li Yi: experience. Anyway, the reason why I became famous in the world is that I say that my ball is like Henry, so that everyone can worship and serve it as the emperor. If you want to enter the world market, you have to do the same. I suggest you yell at the media when the time is ripe: "My body is comparable to Madonna ", I believe Ms Mai will be excited after hearing it. After hearing this, the world's major film companies will surely snap you up. Won't you go into the world market?
Hibiscus: (EXCITED) Great. Thank you for your advice.
Li Yi: You're welcome. By the way, we have been talking for a long time and have become good friends. If Sister Furong has no objection, can you ask your fangling ry?
Furong: (very shy.) How old do you think I am?
Li Yi: (scratching your head) I guess you must be 28 years old this year.
Hibiscus :( scream) Oh, "Brother Yi Di", you are so knowledgeable. I love you forever. On the Internet, some people say that I am years old. I am so blind that I still have a good eye.
Li Yi: Let's look forward to the future for each other. We all have a bright future. It's not too early to talk to you today
Furong: (very shy.) How old do you think I am?
Li Yi: (scratching your head) I guess you must be 28 years old this year.
Hibiscus :( scream) Oh, "Brother Yi Di", you are so knowledgeable. I love you forever. On the Internet, some people say that I am years old. I am so blind that I still have a good eye.
Li Yi: Let's look forward to the future for each other. We all have a bright future. It's not too early. I have been talking to you for a long time today and I think it's really rewarding. I think we really have a reason, like the same kind of people. In the future, only by working harder can we live up to the reputation of "male Li Yi, female Furong.
Hibiscus: Yes. Today I am also very rewarding. We will have the opportunity to hold a briefing on a regular basis in the future. Share your experiences and feelings with each other to improve your performance. I believe that our future is not a dream.

Li Yi: (parting speech) It's hard to see this evening and it's unforgettable.
Lotus (parting speech) will be invited again next spring.