Program Ape's year-end summary, various versions of various remnants

1. Zhu Zi-Qing edition

These days the heart is quite not quiet, see the day more and more near the line, and the project bug more, the cross, but can't change, so the idea tangled mess a piece ...??? Think of this, a fierce look up, do not feel the calendar on the wall only a thin stack, gently again tore to a piece, presumably tomorrow is not acceptable ...

2. Gyatso version of the warehouse

You make up, or don't program, the project is there and it's not finished yet. You tune, or do not debug, the bug is there, sooner or later change. Come to the office of the company, or, copy the electronic files home, indifferent, hepatic fibrillation, bow, code.

3. Vicky Edition

Today, the delivery will be, the small master feel weak, fear is last night overtime programming, disturbed the mind, are the latest bug many bored some. Plus early, heard the structure collapse, think of acceptance averse, last night Midnight Oil wasted, more upset. If the project manager can comb a good research and development process, the small master just code, that must be excellent!

5. Version Zhao Zhongxiang

This is a cold wind season, the program ape small yellow like a defeated Siberian stray dog, the heart of the white, like the snow-shrouded Alaska. Today he was scolded, the development of the project on the line after the collapse of three times. Helpless, he had to pack up his bags, like a penguin to find not home, disappeared in the company's Horizon ...

6. Tongue version

11 o'clock late at night, after writing the last code of today, the little ape got up and closed the computer, with boiling water for himself to brew a barrel of the old pot of pickled cabbage beef noodles. This is the bitter force of the program ape to continue to fight the best of their own gifts. China's procedural apes prefer to sit in front of the window and enjoy the unique aroma of bubbles at night. Trained, although he wrote N more complex code, but still taste light, they often do not add or less feed package, from the bubble noodles steaming steam fumigation their cheeks, wetting dry and astringent eyes, soothe the wounded heart. Then, looking out at the outside still bustling traffic and no one of their own lights of the window, but thinking how to become a historic program ape ... Program Ape not confused ...

7. Literary edition

Program Ape, Product Wang, Operation Meow, you do not let me, I do not let you, are rushing to customer that deadlines son. Red like fire, powder like Chardonnay, white like snow. Service with ambiguous son, closed eyes, as if the customer has been pulled in, the project has been sold out, the wages have risen!

8. Divine Comedy Edition

Layer of code is my love, the vast number of bugs to change indefinitely. What kind of work is the most helpless, what kind of yards is the most happy ... Leisurely said to leave behind the reason, let wages roll away all haze.

What version are you?

Program Ape's year-end summary, various versions of various remnants