Programmer novels out of memory (4)

The madman told me that he had heard complaints from previous customers over the past few days.

"What can I complain about ?"

"The project was just a few years ago, and the customer told me that the code compilation was not successful ."

"Have they modified the code ?"

"No ."

"Have you modified the code ?"

"No ."

"What the fuck is going on ?"

"Apple modified the rules ." From the fingers, I can see the inactive feeling in the middle.

"Why do you need iOS and Android ?"

"Let's stop talking about this first. It's just a matter of time. Why can't you wait for the evening to work overtime ?"

"You don't need to mention this. More than 20 stores haven't submitted yet. I don't know if this week can be done ."

"Okay, let's get started ."

"Well, I have a friend who started a business in the United States. They are working on a point-sharing platform for mobile games and want to play a few games on their own. First, they want to test it, the second is to make sure they have something in the beginning ......"

"It's really troublesome. You just need to say what you want to do. You just need to pay for it ."

In the face of this unfriendly interrupt, I was not angry at all. Obviously, I also felt that I was talking too much, especially to be impatient, A person who lives for money.

"Oh, there are three games, one tower guard ......"

"Fuck, it's anti-tower !"

"One, Three elimination ......"

"Fuck, it's a three-way solution !"

I suddenly did not dare to talk to him about the next thing. Looking at his eyes full of expectations, I think he must have guessed what I want to say and hope I can say something else. I have also experienced this. For me, this kind of feeling is like knowing that I have not changed the code, and I always want to run it several times to see if the compiler is wrong. I think he is also like this. I scratched my head embarrassingly, paused for a few seconds, and continued: "The last one is ......"

"Don't fuck the Three Kingdoms ......"

I was half a second slower than he said: "Three Kingdoms ......"

"I fucking know ......"

"Well, don't you be sad. Do gamers like this? The more you outsource, the less you do. The more you earn, the happier you are, isn't it ?"

"That's right. Let's talk about compensation ."

"Well, I am planning to send it to you at night. It has been a friend of mine for so long. I will give you a general price, and we will talk about it in the future. She meant 100,000 ......"

The madman interjected me and asked, "one ?"

"Three ......"

"Why can't I afford this ......"

"Fuck, let me finish it, $100,000! But you do the fucking art yourself! The money is tentative. You can give me a reply after you finish planning !"

"Deal !"

In this way, we talked about some things about life and entrepreneurship most of the time. It seems that helplessness has become the most important part of programmer life, the other half is the result of compilation, such as a daze.

When I went out, the madman asked me how to go to the nearest subway station. I told him to search his mobile phone. I didn't know very well. He was also obedient.

"Fuck, the map shows that there are three subway stations nearby !"

"What is your map ?"

"What is ios6 !"

"That's what tomtom did? If I am an apple, I will definitely blow up their headquarters ."

The madman looked at the map for five seconds, at least I guess it was five seconds. The mobile phone said: "I don't believe they can find where tomtom is ."