Programmers need to use jokes to fill the wounded heart.

As a programmer, under heavy work, you often need to look at jokes or funny pictures to relieve stress and release your mood.

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1. How does a boyfriend look handsome?

2. Full of positive energy, refuse sister, persist in learning

3. This is the Chinese good husband

4. What should you pay attention to when naming a child?

5. Pretend to call .....

6. The ultimate trick of the debate contest

The college time was a debate contest.

There is a link, my Class A female argument (hereinafter referred to as female), and the other side of a man (hereinafter referred to as male), standing, ask each other a link to answer questions.

female: #￥%#......%#@￥......%￥%#@￥#￥%@#￥@#￥......&......&￥......&
Ask the opposing side:
**&......%%#￥*&* ((*) (*@#￥@#￥

just as white as a joy, suddenly

jury: The time is up!

at this time the woman's hand froze a moment, looked at the judges, still left the last sentence to say out

woman: @#￥%@#.

no one knows what the guy in the other class is thinking in the brain, maybe Liuhao? To be sure, he has no good response to the sharp question of the woman in my class. So a light bulb lit up in his mind!

man: Time's Up!

He's a fool! It means that your last word is that the time has come to say it, so the problem is not valid?!

Oh, my God! The opposing opponent unexpectedly out of this strange recruit to conceal his inner panic. Are you a college student or a pupil?
at this time the full silence, even the judges did not ascertain the situation, the mouth slightly open

just at this time, my class female advocate like early prepared, calmly respond to the road

woman: I'm done.


The side said to his right front of a slightly raised chin, revealing a kind of arrogance and contempt for the opposing man's hand. This action translates into Chinese, that is: "Hum!" ~ "

it's so witty! Just as the audience was the female argument of the agile and lovely deep admiration, the other man's argument has sacrificed a must kill skill! I saw his eyes a narrow, chin micro-collection, deep suction of the airway

man: I didn't hear!!!!!.

that moment, the audience stared big eyes, stunned!
about 0.5 seconds later, a thunderous, prolonged laugh broke out in the audience.

7. I'll hold your monkey for you.

8. Heavy taste, small fresh please detour

9. Heavy taste, small fresh please take a detour (ii)

10. Ah yo ~ the cock burst ~

Limited time to be continued

Programmers need to use jokes to fill the wounded heart.