Programmers ridicule themselves (funny)

In the past few weeks, "If You Are the One" has many it male and come from Silicon Valley. This has aroused everyone's curiosity about programmers. One of the poems that the host Meng Fei reads is a classic one, let's talk!

Look up at the moon and write down the program.
I am willing to write programs every day for a long time.
I was shocked when I was dying, but my program was not completed.
The master writes a program at home.
The program was not changed.
Write programs.
The white hair is three thousand, and the bug cannot be changed.
When the sun is full, the programmers are worried about sleep.
Write programs on your own.

When the moon is there, write the wine program.
Q: How worried I can be, just like a full screen bug cannot be repaired.

Another one is my favorite, about programmer love.Programmer's expression of love,I forgot which talented person wrote it, and it is also very classic (this guy may have a thorough understanding of C ++). I also shared the following:

 

I am not a poet, so I can only write my love into the program,
As an unrecoverable password, as a secret that I know by myself.

I thought you were my only one. After a long time, I found that you are not my exclusive server,
I can pass it, but nothing can be retrieved. The master said that this algorithm is irreversible.

I want to analyze myself, but I don't have much courage. I can only comment out my memories about you,
Looking for your information, I suddenly found that you are no longer in my domain.

I want to reload the definition of love and encapsulate you and me together,
You can no longer be found in my namespace.

The love pipeline has been closed,
I have only the decadence inherited from love.

Love templates cannot solve our deadlock,
I have become an abnormal container and cannot accommodate things unrelated to you.

I thought we were supposed to be a consortium. It turned out to be a loose cohesion,
The operation failed message is not returned until the operation is separated for a long time.

 

You tell me that I'm just your friend
Being alone is hard to get drunk, and I gradually understand that we are not from the same base class.

The exception you threw a long time ago cannot be understood as stupid,
You said that I am not your adapter, you do not need a general program.

 

I am the top of your stack. You want to pop up and select the original adventure.
I hope I can write a function and copy it to you.

But after waiting for a long time, there is still no miracle,
Only one port can be opened to listen to your information.

My sorrow and happiness are packed into the black box,
No need to let you know, I still love you.

 

Haoxi,Absolutely talented !!! Life History and Love Poems--- What do you think of the same programmers?

This is a programmer (funny version, but very top ):

I am a programmer. One day I sat on the side of the road and drank water while checking the program. Then a beggar sat down beside me and began to ask for food. I felt so pitiful that I gave him a dollar. Then debug the program. He may be bored with his poor business. Then, after a while, he slowly pointed to my screen and said that there was a semicolon missing (programmer, You know ,).

From: http://blog.csdn.net/huangminqiang201209/article/details/8448499
 

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