Real edition: answers from N couples with the same question (ladies can try it)

Source: Internet
Author: User

1. My husband, do you want the stars? (Women want LG to say, give, and I will give it to you .)

But LG said, I 'd like to ask you something else. diamond ring, small point, I can buy it for you. How can I pick stars ?! Ah...

2. After reading the post posted on the upstairs, I also had a whim and made a call to lg (he is on his way to work, I am at home), LG, do you want me anything?
Well? What do you want?
I want stars in the sky !!
Over the phone --**! Are you awake ???!!!

3. LG. Will you satisfy me if I want anything ~~
Pause for three seconds (probably hundreds of millions of fear). As long as you make a request, all the things we are capable of are satisfied ~
I want stars in the sky ~~~
Gentle: Let Doudou build a ladder with Niu, And I will pick it up for you ~~
% ¥ ·-** · And Niu are my puppies.
Summary: This guy is good at shirking responsibility, BS

4. I have asked him this kind of question. His strength is honesty.
I asked him if he wanted me anything.
He said you wanted something first.
I said you promised to talk to me first.
He says you don't tell me what you want. How can I promise you?
Boring

5. I took immediate action and sent a text message to my husband: Will you give me anything I want?
Husband sent a text message: What do you want?
I said: I want the stars in the sky.
First, I got myself cold... old wife, I don't know if my husband will fight a cold war .....
My husband never replied, and I sent another one: Why don't you ignore me?
Reply: Busy.
Later, he called me and said that I had to work overtime at noon to let myself go home. I muttered and said, why didn't you reply to my text message,
What text message did he say? I muttered and said, "I want the stars in the sky.
Why do I have to say it in a bag, because I am in the office, so I have to say it softly.
My husband said it was not easy. I went home and offered you two folds for paper.
Hum .... I want to divorce him!

6. You have to balance it. At least he has done it.
Later, I told my husband that I wanted the stars. He said it was not easy. In the evening, there was a basin in the garden to give you the stars.
Khan ~~~ What do you think of it as a monkey ~~~

7. I also made an experiment.
Send me a text message: Husband, will you give me anything I want? (Copy one curtain)
What do you mean when I suddenly ask this?
Me Back: Are you sure you want
Husband back: If it's reasonable and I can achieve it, of course, you can take a fancy to it.
It seems that I 've been defeated more recently ~~~

8. My husband, a doctor, is a nerd,
Me: Husband, will you give me anything I want?
He: Of course. Won't you give me any more?
Me: I want stars in the sky.
He: Oh! So wait. We will bring you some stars after the ship goes to the moon. Hey!

9. This is fun. Haha, I also asked LG
Me: LG, do you want me anything?
LG: Well (silly)
Me: I want stars in the sky
LG: Oh, I will pick it up for you.
My dizzy ~~~~~~~~~
This guy called again five minutes later and asked: Why do you want stars?
My God, I said: I just want to. How do you pick it for me?
The phone was silent for 10 seconds. A: I will give you a stick and you will see the stars.

10. I did some tests in my office.
Me: LG, what are you doing?
He: out there. What's the matter?
Me: Do you want me anything?
He: What do you say first? How can I promise without saying anything?
Me: I want stars in the sky
He: Oh, this is unrealistic. Are you sure you have nothing to do? Nothing to do. Find something to do!
Me :??
He: Come on, what do you want?
Me: No!
He: need this? It seems you have nothing to do!

11. I followed suit and sent a message:
My husband, will you give me anything I want?
What does he want?
I-I want the stars in the sky (the big white sky sends such a message, seriously wondering if my nerves are faulty)
He will call you later.
........
Two hours later (he was very busy at the Exhibition)
He-what do you want?
Me -........ (Supporting .... Don't be laughed at when my colleagues hear silly things)
He-you just want to say it.
I did.
He-how can you get the stars? It will be in the sky after death.
I-¥ ...... *·#**-... % Thoroughly fainted in silence

12. Even LG, 33 years old ~
Busy, I can easily call the hotline. Q: What are you doing?
Work, why?
Do you want me everything?
).. Money is spent again?
No .. Are you sure you want me anything?
.. Yes .. (LG from JM, dumb ). What are you doing?
.. No .. Do the test (don't confess, don't worry about further questioning)
... (Laugh ).. Don't bother you ..

13. (2005-04-2811: 31: 26)
Husband, do you want me anything?

(2005-04-2811: 31: 34) Someone
What do you want?

(2005-04-2811: 31: 49) Wonderful
I want stars in the sky.

(2005-04-2811: 32: 07) Someone
Let me give it to you.

Really boring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14. Me: My husband, do you want to give me anything I want?
LG: what can be done, try
Me: I want stars in the sky
LG: It's not good if you want the sun and the moon.
(The above two statements are displayed at the same time by QQ. They are dizzy)
LG: the stars.
Me: Why?
LG: You hit the wall with your head. You can see it in a few clicks.

Really Khan -_-

15. I followed suit and sent a message:
My husband, will you give me anything I want?
He-What can I do if I want to go home.
Me-I want stars in the sky
He-oh.
No more. I was angry and sent a message:
I-you don't love me
He-I love you, I love you, and I love you. I am busy at the construction site now.
Me-then I want the stars in the sky.
He-takes you to the supermarket at night.

Infinitely depressed ~~~

16. I think about the stars last year.
One night, we watched the stars on the balcony,
I said: Can you give me anything I want?
He: You can take anything within the scope of my own and financial capabilities.
I pointed to the sky and said, "I want the stars in the sky.
He: OK! No problem.
Then we will smile at each other. Because I know that he cannot pick stars in the sky for me.

My birthday is one week later.
Lunch,
He closed his eyes and opened his palm.
When I opened my eyes, I found a "Polaris" necklace in my palm (the one in "winter Love Songs ).

17. Interesting. I will also post a Q &. (Husband's 3-character year)
Husband, will you give me anything I want?
Why?
I want stars in the sky.
Excuse me, do you want to cheat yourself or look at something?

18. Just now, I learned about JMS as well:
Me: Will you give me anything I want?
A: What do you want?
Me: I want stars in the sky.
A: nervous!
Me: Why do you have no sense of humor at all?
A: Well, come back. What do you want?
Me: I want stars in the sky.
A: I will give you a basin of water. Let's see it for yourself.
Me: It's easy to say something that requires you. Are you regressing too much?
A: I have a bag at work. Don't worry.
Me: % ¥ #-...... *
It's boring. 55555

19. Me: tutu. Will you give me anything Cong wants?
Tuyu: What do you want? (I recently bought more than N new cat skins. It seems that I am afraid of buying them)
Me: stars in the sky
Tuyu: Ask your son to pick it up. It really likes to climb high. (Son is our stupid cat)
Me: 555 .... Wow, cry
Tuyu: Ask your son to work. Why are you crying?

20. Me: GG. Will you give me anything I want?
He: Of course.
Me: I want stars (on the phone)
He: Do you still have an orangutan while raising all the balls? Now the orangutan also provides? How much?
Me:... I want stars in the sky
He:... the TV has
Me :...

21. I tried LG today.
Wife: Hello... LG...
LG: What's your wife.
Wife: Do you give me what I want?
LG: What do you need first.
Wife: I want stars in the sky !!
LG: impractical and impossible.
I was so angry with me that I had no interest in hanging the line.

22. Wow, this game is fun ~~
Nu small nu: Husband, husband ~~~
Fredrick: ah?
Nu small nu: you will give me anything I want ~~~
Fredrick: Basically yes
Nu said: Hey, I want the stars in the sky ~~~
Fredrick: Okay. I'll pick it up when it falls down.

23. This post fully proves that a woman is bored, BS. But when LG reads a book right behind me, I am also bored with the danger of chicken skin:
Me: Can you give me anything I want?
LG ignored me
Me: no face, no regrets...
Me: What about you? (So I asked again, and the voice improved by eight degrees)
LG: What do you want?
Me: stars in the sky (cold)
LG: Monkey?
Me: Why monkeys?
LG: the monkey is similar to the orangutan.
Me: You are really boring. Lg from other people picked stars.
LG: said it was disgusting ~~, You are stupid. Such a man is a liar. It is better to buy an ice cream.
As I did not expect, Q & A is simply an insult to myself.

24. Me: My husband, do you want me anything?
LG: What you think is beautiful!
Me: Divorce 555555555555555555555555 !!!!!!!!!

25. follow suit:
Me: Hani, do you want me anything?
He: What do you want to do? (I'm very alert. I guess there are too many such tests at ordinary times)
Me: Quick Start
He: Ah · (hesitate + hesitate)
Me: I want stars in the sky
He: Oh (obviously relieved), give it to you, and you can get it yourself.

26. After taking a bath last night, I suddenly remembered this:
Wife: -- husband ~~ Well, where ~~
Husband: -- why? Do not be psychologically burdened!
Wife: -- Do you want me anything?
Husband: (Ecstasy) -- I'll give it to you. Wait a moment, I'll take a bath first.
I will give me another eye before I jump into the bathroom. "Don't worry! It's very fast! "
I am crazy outside: Dead! I want stars!
In the bathroom: "Wait a moment, just give it !! "
Damn it, it's lascivious!

27. After seeing the post yesterday, I couldn't help asking the pig's head in my house. Today I sent a text message to him.
Me: Kiss, do you want anything you want?
BF: Yes (strong attitude, even Ecstasy)
Me: I want stars in the sky.
BF: Pick one
Me: how to pick it up?
BF: I don't think about it !)

(Source: Network)

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