San yuankaitai, entering the ordinary, literary, and 2B programmers copeat the world

 

This article takes ordinary programmers, literary programmers, and 2B programmers as examples to explore their true portrayal.

Normal programmers ~

Normal programmers ~

 

Literary programmers ~

 

Normal programmers ~

 

Normal programmers: Job: MSN, life: Skype

2b programmer: Work: QQ, life: QQ

Normal program ape: Google Search

2b programmer: Baidu Knows

General Program ape: Search for the cause and solution of the problem based on the exception information

2b program ape: reinstall the system (universal solution), install 360

Common Program ape: csdn/cnblogs/blogbus

2b programmer: QQ space

Normal procedure ape: meeting room/classroom

2b programmer: canteen

JavaInterview Questions:

Literary programmers: How would you design a system to count the total number of roads in the world?

Haha ~ How many shots have you been lying down?

1. Ten years of life and death, write a program, to dawn. Thousands of lines of code, where the bug is hidden. Even if it goes online, it's just like changing orders. Leaders are daily new ideas, daily changes, and daily busy. No words, but tears. Every night, programmers, overtime, and workaholic ~

Female: Oh, Mr. Cheng, hello.

3. A programmer rode a very beautiful bicycle to the company. Another programmer saw him and asked, "Where did you get such a beautiful car ?"

Another programmer immediately said, "You have definitely made the right choice, because you may not have worn the girl's clothes ".