Singles' Day gift: Let's join our North Korea to buy our wives!

Human progress and price improvement make it increasingly difficult for Chinese men to marry their wives. Why? The cost of marrying a wife is too high. There was an article in the early stage, which once listed the costs of marrying a wife in several big cities.

I reference the cost of a Nanjing daughter-in-law:

According to the statistical method on the Internet, we can also estimate how much the Nanjing wife would spend in the Middle School (having a college degree or above, having a good figure and having a stable job.

1. A set of houses (more than 80 square meters, urban areas), with an average price of 6000 yuan, 6000x80 = 0.48 million.

2. decoration, medium decoration, 80 square meters, 50 thousand.

3. 30 thousand of household appliances and furniture (some women are charged for dowry ).

4. Cars, based on ordinary scooter, are counted as 0.1 million. Some well-intentioned Nanjing girls also agreed to use electric vehicles as a substitute, totaling 1500 yuan.

5. xi jiu, taking 25 mid-sized hotels as an example, includes self-built wine, cigarettes, sugar, and 1200 × 25 = 30 thousand. The average price of red packets collected is 1200 yuan per table, which is 1200 × 25 = 30 thousand. The income and expenditure are offset. You may still earn some money.

6. Honeymoon, with Hong Kong and Macao, xinma Tai, Yunnan, and Hainan as the main travel destinations, the average fee per person is based on 8000 yuan, which is calculated as 8000 × 2 = 16 thousand.

7. from falling in love to deciding to get married, including going out for dinner, buying gifts, entertainment, traveling, sending girlfriends, parents, holiday gifts, etc., the average monthly price is 1000 yuan for 2 years, 1000 × 12 × 2 = 24 thousand.

In summary, the total cost is 48 + 5 + 3 + 10 + 1.6 + 2.4 = 0.7 million.
The annual income of a man is 0.2 million of his/her family property (70-20)/5 = 10 years. The final conclusion is: male's family creation + ten years of work without eating or drinking = the cost of obtaining a wife from Nanjing's upper and middle school.

Calculate the cost of marrying a North Korean daughter-in-law.

In the past, we all said that we could use a bag of rice to replace a daughter-in-law. Of course, it is true or false. We will not consider it for the moment. After all, this is the past, and now North Korea is seeking reform and opening up, the living standard of the North Korean people has also increased slightly. But it is not as high as it is.

North Korea now has 24 million people, but the overall economic level is very low. Many people have been smuggling to China.

Let's calculate the cost of marrying a North Korean woman. (Exchange rate of RMB and RMB 1 RMB = RMB 120)

First, it should be noted that China and North Korea do not marry each other (jin'er fat is not allowed), so we can only solve this marital problem through other means. I remember watching the video. People can go to the shortest area of the Yalu River on the border between China and North Korea, which provides convenience for the Korean daughter-in-law to cross the border.

As North Korea's system does not allow us to stay in North Korea for a long time, it is impossible for us to stay in love. What should we do? First, I would like to inquire about some Korean gathering places in Northeast China. It is best to have acquaintances, and of course it is best to have money. However, it should be carried out quietly. in the event of being reported by agents, the beautiful North Korean mm will be sent back to China, and may be put to jail. In severe cases, the mm may be executed, because North Korea absolutely does not allow its own national pan country!

Spending money is the only way, of course, not to rule out that you travel to North Korea for a few days, fancy a North Korean beautiful mm, love at first sight, then you help her td to the domestic. This is also possible. However, it is unlikely that the tour guides of each tour group will be selected by North Korea.

Then you can spend money to buy a daughter-in-law. The price is several thousand RMB. Of course, you must pick the most beautiful ones with a good education background. Many Korean female college students come to China on TD. (We should not talk about love if we are being held by other men. We should not talk about love if we are not pretty or sweet)

Then you can help her prepare a series of documents. Do you know that the domestic level is still good?

Take home. Of course you need patience and want to teach her to learn Chinese. Mandarin. Don't marry a daughter-in-law to communicate with you in Korean every day. You have to configure a translation, and the price will be high! (Of course, you can also show off with friends and neighbors: Look at my daughter-in-law, Korean! The family has money. Since traveling to China to see me, I have been attracted by my talents and inner. Love me, it's a mess. This is not the case. I cut off the relationship with my family and ran to ask me to tell me what kind of person is mine and what a ghost is dead. What did I say last night: the flowers have never swept away from the guests, and the door is open to the masses. Hi, buddy, what do you mean! Sorry, I am not familiar with reading this book. Can you explain it for me ?)

In addition, the wedding can also be avoided. It is too swaying and easy for others to pay attention to. Once JC finds it affects the country, it will be troublesome!

North Korean women are absolutely virtuous. They hope to come to China, because they can eat well, drink well, and wear well, and will not be starved to death. You can eat delicious Korean food, kimchi, dog meat, cold noodles, and so on every day. In addition, the influence of Korean women in China is that their status is low. If they come to their homes, they will not go to the table for dinner. This is similar to the previous practices of women in Shandong.

Of course, you still need to get rid of their colloquial words and habits. Don't bow and shout Long live as you see Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il's profile picture. You need to train her to love the Great China! Love our party!

In general, money is mainly controlled in the following aspects:

1. The charge for arriving in Northeast China shouted: 3000 is enough

2. The cost of the daughter-in-law shouted: 5000 is enough.

3. If you have the ability, give the North Korean daughter-in-law a real shenfen proof. The price is unknown, depending on personal capabilities.

Others. No. Even if you rent a house or even eat meat once a week, if this Korean daughter-in-law is a real man, this woman will always follow you without any external interference!

In addition, the system in North Korea will be changed. Then I will take my daughter-in-law to the old man's house ~ (Neighbor A: Look at the Old Wang's daughter married a Chinese boss, but he has money. Neighbor C: Yes! I saw him bring ten catties of liquor, five hens, and a lot of rice to Lao Wang!

Bro, by 2020, there will be 30 million bachelors in China! When prices are high, let's buy them !!!!