Smile, less than ten years

1. the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching. The organization sent a box of milk and a bag of delicious Thai fragrant rice. A female colleague from the organization asked me to help him move home after work. After arriving downstairs, my colleague said to me: "No one answered the call. You wait for me downstairs. I'll go up and see. If my husband is there, I will ask him to move down. If he is not there, you have to help me move it." Everyone is a friend. I nodded and did not say anything.
After a while, my female colleague stood on her balcony and shouted, "You come up !"
I did not hear it at first, but did not respond. My female colleague shouted, "Hey! My husband is not at home. Hurry up !"
In this case, I was shocked by the neighbors. They all came home after work, and they all went to the balcony. I don't know either of them in the public view. I don't know what to do, even if I leave nnd. There are still many people in the community who know me. I want to remind her not to shout: "What are you talking about ?". Who knows that my female colleague not only didn't respond, but thought I didn't hear it clearly. She put a horn in her hands and shouted, "You heard me? My husband is not at home. Hurry up and wait !"

 

2. I just had a very proud story that day to tell you. As a result, I took a long time.
The rest of the team is exhausted, and I have half left. I have to watch the class, and I have swallowed up two.
Suddenly the class teacher came in. I threw a cigarette onto the ground and stepped on with my foot.
But the two cigarettes just sucked in had to hold their breath
The class teacher has seen it. Come and ask me if you smoke.
I shake my head
Class Teacher: Speak
Continue shaking head
The class teacher is angry: You speak to me
Me: I... No... Pumping... Smoke... (Smoke surges from the nose)
The class teacher did not smile ......

 

3. yesterday at Wal-Mart, I suddenly had a stomachache and rushed into the bathroom. As a result, the child next door burst into tears. Her mother asked her what happened. She said, smelly ~~

 

4. My brother went to Microsoft for an interview and the first sentence was kicked out.

Examiner; what is the retail price of Windows 7 Professional Edition in mainland China?
Me: 5 RMB
Examiner: go out, Next person

The words abandoned have never appeared in brother's dictionary,
I voted, voted,
Finally, I got a chance to interview Google.
However, when I went to Google for an interview, I was thrown out again after answering a question...
Examiner: Where did you get the Google interview message?
Me: Baidu's
Examiner: go out, Next person

Brother is depressed, but he still needs to support himself first.
Drag a friend to find a McDonald's job ..
But the other party is abnormal. Let me sing McDonald's songs,
At that time, my brother smiled and I would have liked McDonald's songs from an early age.
So I opened my mouth: with KFC, it's a great life!
Examiner: Go Out ~~~~~~~~~
McDonald's interview failed.

My mom dragged people to a mobile customer service job,
Mom said that this is not technical. You should try it first. I agree if I don't think about it.
The interview was smooth, and the other party appreciated me. Finally, the examiner told me:
You are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you of your work.
Me: "132 ......."
Examiner: go out ....

Brother's heart is broken... If you have been unemployed for so long, eat at home and drink at home.
My family looked at me with a little helpless.
I went to a mall and saw that ADI was looking for a clerk. I thought I could try it.
Examiner: Speak our slogan,
Me: Just do it
Examiner: go out, next person.

Failed again and again, without impacting my confidence,
So I calmed down, studied hard, and finally got into our local civil servant with excellent results.
However, TMD still needs an interview.
During the interview, I answered the question and saw the examiner's face. I think this job is okay.
Happy Time.
The examiner asked me: Young man, your favorite historical character.
If I don't want to, I will answer: Hehe!
Examiner: go out.

This time, I have made a very important consideration for my personal lives. I will review all the previous failures,
I finally found that the most important thing is that I have some incorrect answers.
However, I was fully prepared for this interview.

the Nokia product department informed me that it took me a week to complete all the work.
even the saying goes wrong: technology is people-oriented.
the examiner is satisfied that, if there is no accident, you can come to work tomorrow.
at this time, the phone rang and an inharmonious voice emerged: "Hallo Moto"
Examiner: go out.