Smile: the gap between farmers and big money talks

Source: Internet
Author: User

You have eaten meat again;

I just married my daughter-in-law, and you are alone again;

You have just eaten sugar;

You just wiped your ass with white paper and you used it again.

You just saved some money and you bought insurance again.

When our children go home during the Spring Festival, you start traveling again.

Let's just have a rest. You don't have to sweat again in the gym or sauna;

When we first learned to make a phone call, you said you wanted broadband Internet access.

We just got a date at the cinema and you changed your Internet crush;

You have just got enough to eat, get warm, and lose weight.

We just renamed the Mouch as the restroom. You renamed the restroom as the restroom again.

We just changed white bars to RMB. You have changed the RMB to USD.

We just killed the pests on the vegetables. You love the vegetables that have been gnushed.

We just ended drinking water and tap water, and you have changed to drinking Nongfu Spring.

The guys just threw away the broken underpants and you started to cut holes in them again.

You just got the bus seat, and you started again.

You just learned to play mahjong, and you started to play the ball again.

You just smoked some cigarettes and drank some wine.

You have just raised a lot of wang ba. You like to eat hairy crabs.

We can just blow the fan and you will use the air conditioner again.

You just have a little money and you will have a stock.

We just bought the stock and you said there was water in the stock.

You just say that the recovery market has started.

Our township enterprises are struggling. You have made a go-and-go market.

When the migrant workers entered the city, you began to get laid again.

We just removed the green grass and planted the crops. You said you were about to play golf.

We just lived in a villa, and you said you want to live in a villa in the first courtyard.

Let's go to the city to open your eyes. You ran into the country again.

We don't want to eat any wild food. You said you 'd better eat it.

Don't eat sweet potato. The sweet potato sold in your city is more expensive than rice.

You said you want to buy a private car.

You said you want to go abroad for study.

We bought a camera, and you said you wanted to play digital.

We bought the big bag, and you said there was radiation on your cell phone.

Let's get your feet to bed.

Let's take a bath and sleep. You have taken a bath and touched it.

We massage and treat the disease. You just touched the girl.

Let's get married. You're about to pack milk.

Why: Let's keep up, but you have to lie down.

Follow suit, but you are about to walk.

Follow suit, but you are standing.

We are willing to be hungry for dinner.

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