Speak like this when you read more books.

1

In the school canteen,

One girl said to the other girl, "I am not full yet. I want to eat more ." The other said, "What do you want? I want to buy it ." The old girl replied, "It's the slice-shaped bread. You can buy me another two ."

I thought, in the future, this girl will call her husband for dinner after marriage: Hello, the irregular polygon is coming!

2

Once I waited in line to buy watermelon in the canteen, I heard the big Master ask the pretty girl in front of me: "How much ?"

Pretty girl: "That's 1/2 ."

The master thought for a moment: "Isn't it half? What is 1/2 ."

3

Once I went to the school hospital to see my eyes, I heard a teacher in front of me describe the symptoms with a doctor: "That is, the object cannot overlap with its image ......"

Our eyes were wide and small for a long time, and the doctor had an epiphany: "Do you mean you have to watch a movie ?"

4

Once, when a doctor and aunt went to buy food, they said to the meat-selling master: "Master, let's have a pig kidney ." The teacher was confused and ignored. Then a person came to me and said, "I want this waist ."

As a result, the only pig on the Meat stall was snatched away, and aunt was depressed.

5

The first time I went to the canteen to eat dragon noodles, I saw people eat it before, but I didn't know what it was called. I told the master: "The diameter of the noodles is small, not more than 2mm, put half of the boiled eggs, and there is ......"

I want to say "green leaf-like things", the master said, "swipe your card !" As soon as I saw that the price was only 1.5 yuan, I felt that long silk Noodles should not be so cheap. I repeated it: "Master, what I want is that ......"

"It's okay. I understand it !"

6

Doctor: Dear Student, bend your arm.

Classmate: What is the bending angle?

Doctor :......

Doctor: Please give me your hand.

Classmate: What is the frequency?

7

When I was in my senior year, I explained to the people in the room a kind of melon in the South: "The diameter is about 10 cm, and the shape is like a space body with a heart shape rotating around its axis of symmetry." The result was despised for one night, and the next day was still despised.

8

One time I pointed to the watermelon and said to the melon seller, "half is needed ...... Half ......"

The master waved and said, "1/8, right ?"

I don't know if the teacher was hit. The girl in front of me dared to underestimate her mathematical literacy ......, I am under a blow.

9

There was such a joke that almost everyone knows about white-haired girls, but no one understands it after academic studies.

It seems to be translated as follows: Psychological rebound and physiological reversal after young female is under sexual violence.