Success! Smiling conversation with prospective parents after 80

1. About appearance
Wa Niang: Who do you say our children will look like in the future?
Baby Dad: like me.
Wa Niang: Why can't I!
Baby Dad: You don't have big eyes, like I'm better; you don't have a good nose, or like me; my eyebrows are not strong, my eyes are better ......
The frog was furious and began to trigger: I am so ugly in your eyes, no good !!
Baby Dad panic: No, no.
Wa Niang: So what do you say looks like me?
Baby Dad began to carefully look at the baby mother.
Apsara: Do not ~~~~ Ears like you?
EVA :......

2. About gender
Baby Dad: Do you want boys or girls?
Baby Girl: Boy.
Baby Dad: Why?
Wa Niang: When I was a 40-or 50-and-a-half-Old Xu Niang on the road, I was hooked up with a handsome boy in his 20 s. What I know is my son. What I don't know is that I am hanging from Kai Zi. Haha, there are many faces.
Baby Dad :......

3. About
Baby Dad: What do you want to eat for dinner tomorrow?
Baby Girl: ainemo
Baby Dad: How do you want to eat hairband fish?
Wa Niang: I don't want to eat it, but he wants to eat it)
Baby Dad: How about roast beef? He sent me a short message just now. (Pointing to my stomach with confidence)
EVA :......
Wa Niang: It's easy to dig, and you're playing his tricks.
Baby Dad: Why can he tell you? Don't tell me.
Wa Niang: because I wear a radiation suit and it has a blocking effect, his short message cannot be sent.
Baby Dad :......

4. About massage
Baby Girl: Husband, people say that his father needs to massage his mother's stomach every day, which can promote fetal growth.
Baby Dad: Yes. How can I press it?
Wa Niang: It turns several turns clockwise and then several turns clockwise.
When I listened carefully, I began to massage.
Baby Dad: Oh ~~ This is not difficult. It is the same as the gesture of playing mahjong. Haha, come and come, baby. Dad taught you to play mahjong ~ ~
Wa Niang white eyes ......

5. Significance
Baby Girl: It's so hard to get pregnant that she can't eat or sleep. What do you mean by having children?
Baby Dad: Oh, some children will bully you later.
Wa Niang: I can bully you without him.
Baby Dad: It's different. I will resist it, but he won't.
EVA :......

6. About Meals
Baby Dad: What do you want to eat at night?
Baby Girl: No appetite, don't want to eat. And you won't burn it either.
Baby Dad: Say, what do you want to eat?
Baby Girl: Roasted ~ Milk ~ Pigeon
Baby Dad :...... So ~~ Go to the restaurant.
Full meals.
She walked out of the tea restaurant with satisfaction.
Baby Dad: I still said I have no appetite. Isn't it enough to eat?
The girl looks sad: What should I do, the child's father. Eva likes to go to the restaurant, and we cannot afford it.
Baby Dad :......

7. About Sports
Full meals, Niang lying on the sofa, full belching.
Baby Dad: Don't lie down when you eat well. Wait for your stomach to be uncomfortable. Get up and move.
Wa Niang: No. I am tired.
Baby Dad: Get up, don't be so lazy. Don't let me see that you're still on the couch.
Complete. Baby go downstairs to spam.
Baby Dad: You are still lying down ~~
EVA: I said, I didn't see my toes, and my fingers kept moving.
Baby Dad :......

8. Title
One day, she looked angry.
What's wrong with you?
Wa Niang: Hum, who else is surnamed Xu na!
I suddenly realized that I was pointing to my mother's stomach: Why did you make your mother unhappy!
EVA :......

9. Crying
Baby Girl: the child's father. What do you do when you say BB is crying?
Baby Dad: Let's take a nap.
Wa Niang: What if it's midnight?
Baby Dad: Forget it. Shut him down on the balcony and stop crying when he is tired.
Wa Niang: What if he does not stop crying?
Baby Dad: Let's put a pleasant goat on the bed.
Baby Girl: Can you stop crying when you see pleasant goat ?!
Doll: No ~~ Let him count the sheep, 'one or two lambs ...... 'When you count, you will fall asleep.
EVA :......

10. About breakfast
Weekend, am.
Baby Dad: You can get up.
Wa Niang: take a rest today. Don't argue!
Baby Dad: Get up for breakfast. BB is hungry.
Wa Niang: No. I had a full meal yesterday. Besides, he will kick me when he is hungry.
Baby Dad: He was so hungry that he couldn't kick you.
EVA :......

11. About sleeping
Weekend, at half past seven am. The girl is awake, making it difficult to sleep. I am so sleepy that I feel uncomfortable. Started to provoke the father.
Baby Dad is helpless, and she opens her eyes. Sadly, I have to look at the baby girl with infinite vitality.
Baby Dad: What about sleep?
EVA: I can't sleep.
Doll: That ~~~ When you get up and play for a while, let me go to bed again?
Alimama smiled: Are I such a good guy?
Baby Dad :......

12. About Meals
After dinner.
Alimama's mouth: I'm full.
I'm so angry: No, let's eat it again. You are two people now. How can you eat it.
EVA: I am full.
Baby Dad: You are full. You are not full.
Wa Niang: Well, I am full. You have the ability to open your mouth.
Baby Dad :......

13. About hostages
One day, I started to fight again.
Baby Dad has the upper hand and is proud of it.
The baby is so angry that you can't help yourself: you can come over to me.
Baby Dad: Don't come. Haha.
Wa Niang: You come to wa?
Baby Dad: You think I'm stupid. If not.
She raised her eyebrows and put her hands on her hands: the hostages have been fully controlled by me. If you don't come, I will be rude to the hostages! I count three ......
Baby Dad :......

14. About crabs
Alimama: I want to eat hairy crabs!
Baby Dad: No. Every time I read a book, it is said that crabs are cold and pregnant women are not recommended to eat.
Wa Niang: Hum, crab is a high protein food, very nutritious. It can also increase children's athletic ability.
Doll: What kind of athletic ability?
Baby Girl: crawling capability.
Baby Dad :......

15.
Prenatal education
The baby was very inert, and after a few days of vigorous fetal education, the fly ash was wiped out.
Wa Niang: You don't want to tell the story ~~
Doll: What do you mean? I cannot think of it.
EVA: Snow White? Little Mermaid? Cinderella?
Baby Dad: Don't tell them. These stories are only suitable for girls. If you are a son, they are not suitable for character cultivation.
Wa Niang: So you read the ancient poems.
Babay: fair lady ......
Baby Girl: Stop! When you are a child, train your son to become a girl ~
Baby Dad: Xiao haicai reveals sharp corners ......
Alimama: I have read this before ~~~ Think again.
Baby Dad: I can't think of it.
Baby Girl: Just talk to me ~~ Chat and cultivate your feelings.
Babay scratching her head :...... Bb ...... That ...... Oh, right ....... One plus one equals two. You already have one ......
EVA :......

16. Gang struggle (1)
Little BB is still in the belly and has become the target of the fight of the babayana gang.
I tried to use Suzhou dialect to make BB a small Suzhou.
EVA: Stop !!! Only in Mandarin or shanghaiese. After all, TA lives in Shanghai.
Wa Dad does not accept: Cut ~~ I am going to use Suzhou to teach you how to never forget TA's book.
Wa Niang: you will not be asked to do prenatal education.
Babay does not speak, and his fingers knock on the babay's belly.
She is puzzled: Why don't she speak?
Baby Dad: to prevent leakage of conversation content, he switched to generate a report.
EVA :......

17. Gang struggle (2)
Wa Niang: husband ~~ Today, BB is so happy. I will play with my bladder later, roll forward later, and then I will be exhausted. Come and help me comfort me.
Baby Dad quickly rubbed the baby's belly and said with deep affection: BB, I heard that you are very happy today, okay, hey, you can do it today, just let your mom go,
Wa Niang: What do you mean? He's your little undercover?
She was proud of her face.
Wa Niang: Well, the old lady is for TA to eat, for TA to live, and is still responsible for bringing ta every day. I didn't expect that TA was actually sent to me by you ?! Hum, from today on, water and food are cut off.
Baby Dad: It's okay. Baby has become a user *, haha.
The baby is furious: I beat you!
Baby Dad clapped her hands and laughed: BB beat her stomach!
EVA :......

18. sophistry
She came home from work, and she said she had a great meal.
Xiaomang Xiaoxiao: help me to get rid of it.
Baby Dad: Why? No appetite? Where is it uncomfortable?
Wa Niang: No ~~ Listen to me ~~~ This is the case ~~.
She swallowed up.
EVA: Didn't I come back from work ~~ After the subway station came down, I felt so sad that I couldn't even go through the tunnels. That's why you say it's so clever ~~ See what kfc says. So, I had to go in and take a break and buy a colonel's chicken. Don't stare ~~ I didn't mean my thigh was sour, So I specifically told the waiter that it was the triangle thigh. Where can I fix it. It's true. Later, I had a sore leg, and I had the strength to go home.
Baby Dad :......

19. About sleep
Baby Dad: does it mean pregnant women need to go to bed on the left side?
Wa Niang: Yes. What's wrong?
Baby Dad: But every night I wake up and find that you are sleeping on the right or sleeping on the top of the frog.
Wa Niang: ah? Really. What should we do? The doctor said that sleeping on the right side is prone to hypoxia. So, next time you find that I am not sleeping on the left, you will turn me over.
Baby Dad: Do not translate.
Wa Niang: Why?
Baby Dad: You are too fat. I can't move it over.
EVA :......

20. About mopping
Baby Dad: I found that you are walking incorrectly. Why do you like to drag the ground?
Wa Niang: Save effort.
Baby Dad: Well, I will wear slippers with a mop later, and I will clean the place while walking.
Wa Niang: Yes. In this case, when we can climb BB, we will wear a cloth for him, haha. After a lap, our home is cleaned. Let's take a look.
Baby Dad :......