Super-classic smart fights between husband and wife

1. Wash dishes

They didn't want to wash dishes after dinner, so they decided to use the guessing method to decide the winner and who lost the dishes. However, my wife is playing a bad game, and it is always a little slower than me. I am not going to expose her tricks, just looking for something open-minded when washing dishes (or looking at something worthless) one or two bowls and plates are broken. For the third time, she no longer asks me to wash dishes, but I have to take responsibility for garbage removal.


2. Make breakfast

My wife and I both have a bad habit of bed, so we often get up without breakfast and go straight to the Unit. In order to cultivate my wife's excellent moral character of breakfast, I woke up in the morning and put away the exhaust gas accumulated in my stomach in my bed, so that my wife was eclipsed, you have to be nice. Well, naturally, I can stay up for a while and then get up and eat.


3. Angry

When my wife is angry, she will refuse to talk to me. I will rent a disk of KB. When my wife falls asleep at night, she will see the thrilling things, and she will wake up quickly, replay The kb plot (it doesn't matter if she doesn't watch it, the sound effect is good, it can also be scary). Every time my wife is scared and trembling, she takes the initiative to sum up, hey ......


4. Valentine's Day

I always think that Chinese people do not have to spend holidays with foreigners, but my wife pays special attention to this kind of Exotic Sentiment. Two days before June February 14, I intentionally or unintentionally replied, "husband, all the hotels on the street now seem to have special programs." I called my wife at noon on Valentine's day and told her that she didn't have to go home to cook at night. She went out to eat after work and enjoyed her fart on the phone. After picking her up in the evening, she dragged her through the store to eat ramen noodles. The two men spent a total of 8 yuan and were beaten by the sea. All the way to home without words, when she saw the rose on the table at the door, the sea was flat again, This fist fell on the body very light.


5. Smoke

Most women hate men smoking, and their wives are no exception. First, they give good advice, and then steal and put the smoke at home, finally threatening to control the Internet. In the evening, she was lying in bed, and I was walking around the bed with shame.

"What are you doing, husband ?"

"Oh, it's okay. I'll turn around. You should go to bed first ."

"How do I go to bed when you turn around in front of me ?"

"I can't sleep even if I don't turn dizzy ."

"You know you want to smoke, smoke on the balcony, don't let me go to bed !"

6. Note

Although they are husband and wife, they each keep a small private space. One day, I found my drawer had two more long hair, then I left a note, Book "it is wrong to flip other people's drawer casually. In addition, you lost your hair, wife ." The next day I found that there were more text lines in it, and I did not flip the book. You have already found your private money. In addition, my husband, hair loss is a symptom of malnutrition. Use your private money to improve our meals for the past two months ."


7. Race

On Saturday evening, I bought food with my wife. Every time I bought food, I had to prepare enough food for a week. So after half an hour, the two men had to carry heavy bags in their hands. In addition, the weather was hot, and they were sweating on their way home. My wife suddenly said, "husband, it seems that we didn't wash dishes after lunch ?"

"Ah ?"

"Is that good? When we get home, we take care of the dishes when we get home ."

"OK ."

"But if you run faster than me, is it fair to hold what I hold ?"

"Well ."

As a result, the bags in my wife's hands were all transferred to my hands. When my wife started, the two ran away with a piece of cake. Even though her hands were empty, they ran 50 meters before I got fast, my wife shouted at the back: "Slow down, wait for me ......"

Hum, I'm not stupid. When you catch up with me, then I can't wash the dishes? Not only did I not stop, But I quickly rushed forward and finally got my wife home. Panting, lying on the sofa, proudly waiting for his wife to come back, but I haven't seen any shadows in ten minutes. If you think it's wrong, it's time to come back. Being stuffy, my wife opened the door and held a half-barrel ice cream in her hand. She smiled and said, "I told you not to wait. I wanted to tell you that I remembered I had washed the bowl at noon."