Super funny reply

Super funny reply

Original post address: http://topic.csdn.net/u/20090226/11/db540e1b-4a5c-4e99-950a-068a95849d91.html

 

1. What is the cost of raising a dog and a man?
Brute force reply: Big Brother, even if you can treat a man as a dog, do you dare to treat a dog as a man?

2. Abnormal landlord: Do you want Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?
Brute force reply: neither a rooster nor a pheasant is selected.

3. Abnormal landlord: Through the Hainan mineral water drinking dead people event, we can see that China's food safety is worrying, mineral water can also drink dead people? Does it have the QS mark?
Strong brute force reply: weak Q & A, does QS mean death?

4. Abnormal landlord: a student, who has the highest score every year, often fights with others. The teacher wants to give the students a good result as required by the leaders.
How can I write some final comments?
Strong response: the student's performance is stable and his hands-on skills are strong.

5. Talk about 30-minute news broadcast in China.
Brute force reply: What do you mean: the leaders were very busy in the last 10 minutes. In the middle ten minutes, the people throughout the country are very happy. In the next ten minutes, people from other countries in the world are living in great water.

6. Abnormal landlord: there are more than 40 things I don't know who to ask?
Brute force reply: Foreign Affairs asked Google, Internal Affairs asked Baidu, room affairs asked Tianya!

7. Abnormal landlord: The Olympic Slogan "the same world, the same dream !"
Brute force reply: Hey, mahjong is everywhere. It turns out that "I want to touch a tube, just a tube !"

8. author: I have always thought that the scorpion is the most beautiful woman in the Whole Journey to the West. When the scorpion forces the Tang monk to the bed, I can't help but drum up for the Tang monk: from now on, now, let's get it! But at the crucial moment, the hateful Wukong appeared ......
Reply 12: Alas, it would be nice to change the color of the eight rings!
Reply 13: Well, the eight rings have appeared. This time, I have changed my skills ......

9. The landlord suspected that his wife had gone out of the wall with no evidence ......
Reply: If you don't have the skills to do Edison Chan, thank you!

10. Landlord: Is GJ legal or governance by people?
Sofa: it is not the rule of law, it is not the governance of people, but the governance of people, and it remains unchanged for one hundred years in the initial stage ......

11. Forum host: the damn barber shop cut my head! The bigger the damage, the better the damage. The smaller the movement, the better, because I am alone.
Forum basement: In the middle of the night, the dark sun is high, quietly, gently, a person hangs at the door of the barber shop...

12. Forum host: Why should I have a parent name with my father?
Forum sofa: the money in the ATM is owned by the card inner.

13. Wang xiaoya is married to Chen zhangliang. Please comment in four words.
Forum reply: I am sorry!

14. Forum host: when I hear a good song, I only remember it as "a sesame cake, not as fine as a needle". Ask for the song name!
Forum reply: You know Macau, not my real name ...... -_-

15. Author: Describe China National Seismic Station in one sentence.
Reply: Zhuge Liang, pig beforehand!

16. The landlord: I have not eaten for a year, but I am still living well! Mop netizens, you are falling behind. Don't you think it is very troublesome to eat three meals a day? Now I only need to spend so many minutes in the sun every day, and I am very energetic for a few days. Ah, you are really a group of ordinary people.
Reply: plants all type. Sweat !!!

17. Landlord: How does Beijing reflect that this Olympics is a green Olympics?
Sofa: Did you ask Nicholas Tse to sing?

18. Do China, Japan, and South Korea have to treat each other with hostility, so they cannot sit down and talk about the problem calmly?
Sofa: No! Because when Japanese and Chinese people talk about speculation, only when the topic is about Korean people and Japanese and Korean people talk about speculation, only when the topic is about Chinese people; when Chinese and Koreans can talk about speculation, only when the topic is Japanese!

19. Poster: Do you want to see my avatar?
Sofa: photo.

20. The landlord: I want to ask my sisters about the things that BF and his ex-girlfriend bought, such as the ring, necklace, and wristband.
Is it left or thrown away? It's really ...... It's very expensive, so it's annoying if you don't look at it!
Sofa: Mediocre! Are you using her ex-boyfriend?

21. According to my research, men in ancient times did not have relationships with women. In fact, most of the art prostitutes are talented and versatile. They dance and sing songs and sing poems. They are extremely elegant. Men don't sit down, drink a few cups of tea, eat a few snacks, listen to a few songs, play chess, recite poems, drink a little wine or something, and then leave.
reply: Oh, thank you for your explanation. In ancient times, the qinglou was today's Beiying.