Super Strong article _ Classic net Pick

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There are always liars at the school gate,
Some drive the car,
Some didn't drive.
Without a car,
Cheat us out of the money,
Driving the car,
Deceive the people who cheat us.
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Day
A physics enthusiast came to the school gate,
Thought he had overthrown the theory of relativity.
Let's go and discuss
Amateurs come up with a lot of formulas for their own calculations,
Let's see,
While watching,
The amateurs are anxious to be on the sidelines,
Keep asking,
Do you understand me? Do you understand me?
We answered,
I can't read it.
The enthusiast breathed a sigh of relief.
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This may be the way society is.
Sometimes,
We want to think about crying,
Why four years will be so fast.
Four years ago,
Papaya is so lovely.
Township down the papaya,
Never seen too much of something,
Just like when we came to his hometown.
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Let's go out and play.
5 dollars to see a cabaret,
Before the opening,
The papaya was screaming,
The woman is not dressed yet,
How is the opening.
But now,
Papaya is not the same.
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A nationally renowned millionaire is dead,
The papaya cries with sadness.
Second question,
Crying so sad,
Is he your father?
The papaya cries more,
He said
Why
He is not my father.
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I miss the snoring of the sleepy-melon-hung,
Except Papaya.
A sleepy melon is always snoring,
Papaya Can't sleep,
Sleepless Nights,
No way,
Had to go to the doctor.
The doctor prescribed some sleeping pills for the papaya,
and admonished him,
Put a little better,
Don't let the melon-hung steal it.
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We know about this.
I'm sorry to see you,
Had to endure every night to let the papaya sleep before sleeping,
Of course, by the way also reminded papaya to eat sleeping pills,
It was late one night,
The sleepy melon suddenly called up the fast asleep papaya,
Tell Papaya to forget to take sleeping pills.
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Sometimes we do class activities,
I went up to a brain teaser,
Second answer.
Excuse me
One of the tickets and one of the super ball tickets dropped on the ground,
Which one do you pick?
The answer is,
Not a single one.
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You're sitting on a bus,
The car includes you. There are 5 passengers,
which
A passenger was sleeping,
A passenger was reading a newspaper,
A passenger is looking around,
One of the passengers was sitting in a gravely
Excuse me, which one is the thief?
The answer is,
Except you, all of them.
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There are many virgins in our school,
Do you know where they are?
The answer is,
In the belly of a girl.
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Why don't modern people look at money as money?
The answer is,
Because when life sees.
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Life in the dorm,
More colorful,
Because the artistic atmosphere of our dormitory is very strong.
To practise the guitar in the melon-hung,
Papaya Practice harmonica,
The old dog practiced bel canto,
Little Black Practice flute,
Dick and Me,
I had to practise patience.
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The pressure is getting bigger,
Tuition, study, work, future,
We were overwhelmed by the pressure.
Beijing
A man fell down on the subway exit.
Sudden death,
This sparked an argument,
A lot of people are talking,
This man's occupation,
We agree that
He is a student,
It is the pressure that has worn him out.
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The head can be broken,
Blood can flow,
Hair style is not disorderly.
The hairstyle in school,
Always fresh and changeable.
An old dog wants to dye his hair,
To the hairdresser's,
He said to the hairdresser,
My hair must not be cut short,
To stay a little longer,
I don't like to be a woman.
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is always unclear,
Who's the rich dude,
Who is a poor student,
We've come up with an experience to
If there's a little hole in the pants,
That is the poor student;
If there are holes all over the trousers,
That's the rich dude.
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Fellow to see the fellow,
Drink and drink well.
The villagers will continue to engage in activities,
Keep on drinking the less interesting wine,
Keep on doing interesting money.
And sometimes tears,
Ask you to borrow some money.
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Russian President Vladimir Putin,
A collection of Russian paintings of the 19th century,
But a fake,
A liar or a fellow of Putin.
We'd like to know,
This is not the time when Putin met a fellow in college.
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Every holiday home,
It's always hard,
The train is always so crowded,
The seats are always so hard,
The conductor's attitude is always so bad,
The neighbor has never seen a plmm.
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Siemens has won a huge order in China,
will provide China with 60 high-speed trains,
This train can reach 300 kilometers per hour.
We will reflect to the relevant departments,
Can Siemens,
To provide us with some more,
Flight attendants
Also, the dining car invoice.
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It's hard to save money for a plane ride,
But together to the second hometown of Hangzhou to see beautiful women.
On the plane,
The stewardess said there was something wrong with the plane landing urgently.
The old dog swearing,
The stewardess came over,
Said to him,
Sir, I'm sorry.
This is your first time to take a plane, right?
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Papaya is afraid,
The stewardess came over,
Said to him,
Sir, I'm sorry.
Is this your first time to take an oriental flight?
Dick, it's like nothing ever happened.
The stewardess came over,
Said to him,
Sir, I'm sorry.
How many times have you flown by Eastern Airlines?
You are welcome to ride again.
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Although it is possible to buy a car for a lifetime,
But we still like to go to the car show,
Car Show model.
Of course
We can't afford models, either.
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Auto Show a lot of
After watching the auto show,
Said the old dog,
Gee, Toyota's body is great!
Papaya said,
I like the plump,
The Bora is very plump.
Dick said,
The Audi dress is very small and enjoyable.
I say
Ford's is very pure, does not have the taste.
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The cafeteria is always like that,
Sometimes they sell their hair,
Sometimes they sell small stones,
Rarely, sometimes,
Serious to make a meal for sale.
The weight of the meal is even more difficult to say,
If the teachers are in a bad mood,
Then we'll have to fasten the belt a little tighter.
So that we,
I often ask my parents for a meal,
and a belt of money.
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Day
To dine with the melon-hung,
Found the fish is not very fresh,
And the chef of the Dish said,
Master
I find that the fish this week is not as good as last week.
Shifu said,
Nonsense
This is the fish of last week!
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So
We fell in love with the instant noodles.
There are 18 ways to eat instant noodles.
What 18 kinds?
First Kind,
The second type,
The third type,
The 18th kind.
When you finish college,
You'll know,
In fact
There's a 19th kind.
But
Instant noodles may also be produced in university canteens,
The meat in the instant noodles,
Not yet
There is more lead in instant noodles.
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We still remember that
When I first entered the university,
The teacher said,
What does the University study?
Learn to behave!
But now,
Graduating soon,
But I still have a few courses to fail,
Have to pay a lot of make-up fee.
The teacher found me,
I spread out my hand,
Teacher, I am learning to be a person,
The teacher said,
Nobody told you to learn to be a good person!
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It turns out that we were all wrong,
Life and Fate,
It's always like this,
There are a lot of mistakes.
Mom and Dad,
In addition to the need for money,
We often don't remember,
Their faces.
Occasionally think of to make a phone call,
There is more and more to say.
Sometimes
We are also angry about this.
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We're talking about the difference between a father and a chimp,
According to scientific evidence,
Chimpanzees have the ability to communicate with humans.
With all the tension in the relationship,
Just like,
The diplomacy of a country.
We are always arguing,
Counselors and shrimp have nothing in common,
The result of the argument is that
Yes
In their heads,
All with the same thing.
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In fact, we really want to,
Let the parents rest more.
But thousands of tuition fees,
We are tired with pressure.
The school also returned many students who owed tuition fees,
Closed
Let them go to work to earn money to pay tuition.
Maybe
The school doesn't know yet,
Their father,
It's been suspended for 25 years.
Have not earned enough,
His tuition.
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These problems,
We talked for many years,
But Beijing is too far away,
It takes a lot of hours to take a train,
And
Always late.
We have also wondered how fast the sound travels,
is not 340 meters per second.
These words,
I don't know when it's going to happen,
Can be reached to Beijing.
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Plum boiled wine,
We sat on the sit.
To talk about ideals,
Talking about the future,
Talk about this society.
Talk about this,
It's like the Yangtze River,
Just like the Yellow River waves,
Talking.
We scold the system,
We scold corrupt officials,
We scold state-owned enterprises.
We are all prime Ministers,
Take care of the world.
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Papaya said,
A person jumps Dianchi lake,
He's dead
But
He was not drowned,
How did he die, please?
Poisoned by pollution.
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Dick said,
Hainan Province Former Vice Governor Chen Suchou,
After retiring in 2003,
To be a farmer,
The matter won his praise.
Of course
The second is not to expect all the officials to be farmers after they retire,
But Hope,
Some officials,
Go and be a farmer now.
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Said the old dog,
Hebei Province,
300,000 public officers, including the provincial party secretary,
To participate in the unified examination of legal knowledge in the province,
If you don't take an exam or fail,
will not promote reuse.
The old dog felt that
Too high a score for the exam,
Nor can it be reused,
Because
Loopholes in the law,
It's too much.
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I say
My QQ account originally has 19 Q coins,
On the Monday look,
It's gone
May be,
The last time I took a bus with my laptop,
was stolen.
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No matter how much water is installed in the Three Gorges Dam,
One 10 o'clock in the evening,
There's no electricity in the dorm room,
Blackness of our sight.
So close my eyes,
We
Four years of talking in his sleep.
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Someone is in love when they graduate soon,
Some people lose their love when they graduate soon.
About the lover of my dreams,
The standard of the penis is,
The best is the combination of Michelle Reis and Shu Qi,
And the dream lover of the hung melon,
He said
If it is Michelle Reis and Shu Qi,
Two persons,
is better.
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But at this time,
She's not pretty,
It really doesn't matter.
One day,
I ran into the guy next door,
I asked him,
I heard you broke up with Xiaoli?
He said
Yes, she thinks I'm poor.
I asked again,
You didn't tell her you had a rich uncle?
He said
Said,
Right now
She is my aunt.
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Four years,
We've been fighting for beauties with bikes and Big Ben,
We've seen a lot of love and not love,
Right now
We no longer believe in love at first sight,
Because
We can not,
See how much money they have at a glance.
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So
The love of Papaya,
Observed for nearly four years,
At the end of the day,
He just started,
And a girl in the class who isn't very expensive,
Holding hands,
Hug.
One day
Papaya sends a bouquet of flowers to his girlfriend,
Girlfriend is very happy,
Kiss with a papaya,
He quickly broke free and ran away.
What's up?
The girlfriend puzzled to ask.
Go and get some more flowers.
Said Papaya.
adjourned
The papaya is in love,
The phone in the dorm room,
Often has a temperature.
We kindly reminded him that
Scientists have discovered that
The "life expectancy" of the passionate love,
Only one year,
Papaya said,
Problem is,
The money I have now,
Only enough for six months.
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Day
I went to the library reading room,
I'm going to read a novel that hasn't been read,
But the novel was looked at by a plmm,
So I talked to her in a whisper,
A lot of interesting topics.
But I suddenly had an emergency,
Had to go first,
MM said,
I'll text you when I've finished,
I am anxious to go,
Left her a little book on the phone.
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She asked,
Where's your phone number?
In there,
My head is not back.
She asked again,
What is your name?
Also in the inside,
I still don't have my head back.
Love
That's it
Very casually,
We missed it forever.
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We talk about Jolin Tsai,
We care about Jay Chou.
But the entertainment circle,
It's still the way it looks,
It's more messy than the Super Girl Jane Zhang imagined.
We
I had to imagine more chaos.
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Cui No name to bombard a colleague of CCTV,
Judging from the contents of the shelling,
A lot of people think that
The object of the shelling was Zhu June.
Zhu June also some doubt is not himself,
So he asked Cui.
Zhu June: Is it me that you shelled?
Cui: you guessed!
Zhu June: Not me.
Cui: you guess again!
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Faye wong
As a woman,
The most important thing,
is no longer a singing,
But
How can we raise three children?
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When there's no money,
We sang in the dorm,
When you have Money,
We also go to the Karaoke Hall to sing.
But some students,
Because it's awful to sing karaoke,
He was cut with a machete.
We finally understand that
Why
Those concerts,
There are always so many,
Security.
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Old with our youth,
Is getting older Andy Lau,
He was often heard in the papers,
But it's often the news that he's dead.
But every time we're pretty sure,
He must not have died old.
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A lot of people play in the game to win,
For example, one or two more referees;
It takes a lot of people to see the game.
For example, a lot of you know the ball and I do not know the ball.
Sitting together in a dorm room,
The Chinese team's game is also good.
But the Chinese team always loses the game,
Even North Korea can lose,
So we'll have a problem,
We want to know,
Isn't it
The more full you eat,
The harder it is to play.
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The topic of football,
We're all very interested,
Whether it's Beckham sending a flirtatious text message,
or Haidong spit on the water,
We all like it.
We often talk about Liyi,
Tell some jokes about Chinese football.
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Throughout the 2005,
After the liyi of the great 26-round league game,
At the end of the league,
The goal.
We congratulate Liyi,
Congratulate him,
The team finally made a pay.
It's not easy for everyone,
Football,
It's not easy,
Sweat,
May still not get paid.
Haidong have coaches that are old.
Still playing football.
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A football match,
Haidong as usual,
Played for 65 minutes,
Just want to go down.
He took advantage of the chance of liyi injury,
Said to the manager,
I mean, is this the right place to kick off today?
The manager asked,
Why, then?
Haidong said,
I really have no saliva to vomit.
A man bent his head down,
into a shop,
He said to his boss,
I want to buy all your rotten fruit and rotten eggs.
The boss asked,
Are you going to welcome the Chinese football team back?
The buyer looked around,
whispered that
I'm haidong.
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Day
Let's go to a professor to tell the news.
What is News?
Professor said,
Chinese and Korean teams play,
The Korean team won,
The Chinese team did not enter a goal
Not the news;
The Korean team won,
The Chinese team scored a goal,
is a small news;
It's flat,
is the news;
If the Chinese team wins,
That's mega news.
I heard here,
Very studious to ask,
If the Chinese team wins,
Liyi also scored the ball?
Professor said,
That's fake news.
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The day the Chinese team won the World Cup,
I don't know if we can still see,
But we know that
The game of the day,
And we're not going to be watching tie's ball on the plane today.
Wonderful.
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We threw a coin into the air,
Go to the Internet on the front,
Play football on the back,
If the coins stand up,
Just go to the fucking study.
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One semester,
The papaya uses the coin face upward the opportunity to study,
As a result, I got a scholarship.
At the awarding ceremony,
The teacher called a lot of papaya name,
Papaya also did not go up to accept the prize.
He said to the papaya,
Did you hear what I said?
Papaya said,
I'm afraid you haven't heard yet.
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Of course we all heard it.
More clearly than he could hear,
We're planning a binge,
Big chunks to eat meat,
Big bowl of wine.
A few meals down,
There was only one coin left for the scholarship.
Throw the coins into the air again,
This time
The front of the coin faces up,
Papaya and we go to the Internet.
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Sometimes I have to go to class.
But
The university teacher, as well as the middle school teacher,
There is no essential difference,
Lectures still do not look at the clock,
Just look at the calendar.
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One day
The teacher is lecturing.
We are talking.
The teacher whispered in the top,
Let's speak loudly below.
Cried the old dog,
Teacher you louder!
The teacher replied,
I am sorry
I didn't know anyone was listening.
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College life is to sleep,
Just some people sleep two,
Some people sleep alone.
Day
I was sleeping,
Suddenly I dreamt that I was in class,
The teacher is asking me
I was so scared I woke up at once,
Looked up and
I'm in class, I'm sure.
The teacher is asking me questions.
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It's the same in school and outside school.
Always have a meeting,
Class meeting, department, grade, praised,
One hours and one hours of youth,
Just sit in the past.
I can't sit on my dick,
He said
My girlfriend came to see me,
I'm going out for a bit.
So the penis doesn't have to sit anymore,
He may be standing when he goes out.
May be asleep,
Let him go.
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A while
The little black can't sit still,
He went out and said,
If I always sit here for a meeting,
So
I will never have a girlfriend.
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Always seems to be in the exam,
The exam is about skill,
The test should have a technical content.
One Test,
I was texting and asking little black,
Do you know the answer to the third question?
Little Black immediately replied to me,
Know.
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Sometimes I feel that
The more exams, the better.
The more certificates, the better.
The old dog went to take the judicial examination,
There is something in the examination room called a cell phone to detect a dog.
Prevent candidates from using mobile phones to cheat.
Luckily, the old dog used a homemade mobile phone,
Bad Signal,
Cell phone detection of dog vibration is therefore not obvious.
The old dog's certificate,
So there's one more than us.
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There's really nothing to test,
On the test of Mandarin,
Mandarin also has a certificate,
But it's not red,
Blue-Black Certificate,
Also counted as a supplement to the certificate.
The school has repeatedly asked us
To pay attention to Mandarin,
Graduated and went out to work,
Many units have requirements for Mandarin.
In fact, we all know that
Many units of staff,
No need to speak Mandarin,
The people are perfectly able to understand,
What their face was talking about.
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The test,
Have finished the exam,
The final task is the graduation thesis.
Day
Small black cold to see a doctor,
The doctor used his difficult handwriting,
A prescription was opened.
Little Black only brought the registered money,
So I didn't go to get the medicine.
Prescription brought back to the bedroom,
I picked it up,
Turn it into a paper,
We are going to graduate.
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We still have a lot of problems,
But the main problem,
It's a question of finding a job.
A report on the state of college students ' survival says
Contemporary college students,
70% of people do not know the domestic and foreign events.
We are very angry about this,
Don't
Want us to know that
Which country,
Are you hiring?
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There are many units,
As long as the doctoral students,
For us,
Without a glance,
We were wondering,
Does the Master doctor,
than us,
Will drink tea and collect money more.
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Although gender equality,
But
The female students in the class,
It's even harder to find a job.
In order to find a job,
They want to find a male student who is easy to find a job,
To talk about a relationship,
To find a job.
So
Girls for the first time