The answers from mm are even more powerful!

No.1
Male: "Can I ask you for directions ?"
　　
Female: "Where ?"
　　
Male: "in your heart"
　　
Female: "Sorry, this cannot be done"
　　
No. 2
　　
Male: "You must be tired !"
　　
Female: "Why ?"
　　
Male: "because you have been running all day in my mind"
　　
Female: "I think it's okay, because your brain is too small"
　　
No. 3
　　
Male :( look at her shirt tag)
　　
Female: "What are you doing ?"
　　
Male: "I want to know if you are made in heaven"
　　
Female: "Are you from hell ?"
　　
No. 4
　　
Male: "I am not doing well today. Seeing a pretty girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me ?"
　　
Female: "Do you want to make me fail today ?"
　　
No. 5
　　
Male: "Sorry, I am an artist. It's my job to stare at beautiful women"
　　
Female: "Sorry, I am a breeder. I am very uncomfortable to be watched by others"
　　
No. 6
　　
Male: "Can I borrow five yuan, miss ?"
　　
Female: "What do you want to do ??"
　　
Male: "I want to call my mom and say that I saw a peerless beauty today ."
　　
Female: "Sorry, I cannot lend it to you ."
　　
Male: "why ."
　　
Female: "I want to call the hospital and say I was scared by a frog ."
　　
No. 7
　　
Male: "Today's rain is really big ."
　　
Female: "Yes ."
　　
Male: "That's because God drool at you ."
　　
Female: "In this case, the first gust of wind is being played against you by God ?"
　　
No. 8
　　
Male: "Believe me ...... I will make you the second happiest person in the world !"
　　
Female: "Why not be the first ......" (CUTE)
　　
Male: "with you ...... I am the happiest person !" (SMILE)
　　
Female: "I think I will soon become the world's first happy person ." (Imaginary)
　　
Male: "Why ?" (Doubt)
　　
Female: "Because I will get rid of your tangle ." (Stride away)