The awkwardness of youth

When I was in junior high school, a boy wanted to copy a girl's homework. He was afraid that she would not agree. When she went out of the classroom, he turned out his schoolbag and turned out a sanitary napkin. He said with surprise: Wow! A Big Band-Aid!

The boss of my organization once said that I want to play the flute, but there is no flute film. We had a brave man who was about to die and gave him a contraceptive film. The boss said, relying on, there are fake flute films. It also tastes strange. We all went to the bathroom and laughed.

I remember when I was in kindergarten, a little girl asked me, "Why did you put your hands down when you urinated?" I told her to hold the camera, she asked me what a mini-host was, and I showed it to her. Then she said why she didn't. I didn't believe it, and she took off her pants for a long time. Finally, she came to the conclusion: she is a monster. Then I ran to tell the teacher, and the teacher laughed. Haha

When I first went to work, I went on a business trip far away. When I first invited people to dinner, I asked the waiter if I had a sanitary napkin? The waiter's eyes are too broad. What? I have already done it again, sanitary napkin! The waiter said with a red face that we didn't have it here. If you need it, we will buy it. I am wondering, there is no sanitary napkin in the hotel. If there is a mistake, please buy it. After a while, the waiter picked up a pack of safe food with a bright tray. I took the test. In fact, what I want to say is a napkin. I drank too much.

When she was 16 years old, my sister asked me in a panic one day, "Sister, I seem to be pregnant !" At that time, I was so scared that I quickly asked her, "What happened ?" She said, "I held hands with him today !" I almost fainted.

When I went to the Canton Fair with a colleague that year, she was often harassed by phone calls in the hotel, by chance, we found the room number of the lady who called us (it is estimated that it was the one who wrapped the room in the hotel and then harassed it with an extension ), as a result, we learned the lady's extension number (many hotel extension numbers are arranged by room numbers ). So one afternoon we were again harassed: "Do you need a lady ?", After the rejection, we were not fair, so my colleague called back and answered the call. The lady was the one who answered the call. My colleague put down his voice: "Do you need a gentleman ?".... It is estimated that Miss has never encountered such a situation. After a pause for a few seconds, She angrily said, "Yes, I want you to head !" Let go of the call. We are happy to go through the day.

I once heard a good friend say that a colleague should have a young man in his twenties, shy and introverted. one day, the young man quietly asked an older male colleague, "Do you think I have something wrong? Why haven't I come to my official holiday? "My colleague suddenly speaks .......

My husband said that when he was in high school, there was a male saying that his JJ was a little itchy and that he might have vaginitis. The person present sprayed rice .... I have an eight-year-old brother who is eight years younger than me. When I was a child, I took him to play with him. He was in poor health. His mother refused to let him go out, so I spent the whole day with me. I didn't want to go to the bathroom to avoid anything, when I was in junior high school, I was so scared to death that I had been at home with two of me during the summer vacation. I had been in the bathroom to wipe the toilet paper, so he sat down in the toilet and cried, and he was scared. (at that time, he was about 7 years old.) I told him that my sister was dying and got uremia. (at that time, a neighbor died of this disease, I thought the bleeding below was uremia.) Our two men cried for one afternoon. When my mother got off work, my brother ran to the door and cried and shouted: Mom, my sister is dying, my mother was so scared that she ran over and asked me if it was okay. Then she asked me a sanitary napkin and asked her what happened to her sister? Mom replied: My sister sat down every day, and my ass broke.

Freshman year ,?? The room is a real person. Q: Are you still not a virgin? A: Of course. Q: Are you still using the male film? Q: Do men also have membranes? Where? People asked: Is it hard that your male film is gone? A: Of course! Laugh !!!!

Before the college entrance examination, my class teacher said: Now all the girls are left, and the girls are left. The teacher said: If you want to take an official holiday, you can go home to eat Wuji Baifeng pills. You don't need to take birth control pills, "my classmates said," Mom, I want Wuji Baifeng pills, then her mother did not hear it when she watched TV. The girl thought her mother had no response and might be too expensive." Then the girl said, "That's OK !" After the girl finishes, she goes back to her room to get something. Her mother was shocked and chased and asked: What happened to you, kid?

When I was in college, I hung up in the water room for shower in the summer. There was a girlfriend who didn't know who to wash his clothes. MM was very generous. She not only looked up and down his eyes, but also gave him a big red face. She hurriedly started his basin and ran to the dormitory. What's more, it's still in the back. He doesn't hesitate to push the door at the door of the dormitory. After he enters the room, he will immediately become stupid. There is a class meeting in which men and women are sitting in a lot, the counselor is also ...... I really don't know how this guy got the courage to survive!