The difference between money and money

Raising pigs when there is no money

Raise a dog when you have money.

When you have no money, you can eat wild vegetables at home.
When you have money, you can eat wild vegetables at the hotel.

When there is no money, ride a bicycle on the road
When you have money, ride a bicycle in the living room.

I want to get married when I have no money,
Divorce when you have money

Wife and secretary when there is no money,

Secretary and wife when you have money

Pretend to have money when there is no money,
Pretend to have no money when you have money

People do not tell the truth:

Stocks are drugs;

Money is evil;

Say that beauty is a curse, all want;

It is difficult to say that they are all crawling;

Do not quit when tobacco, alcohol, and tobacco hurt your body;

Saying that heaven is the best, never go !!!

In today's society, rich people eat shrimps and leading cadres eat King 8;

Male wants to be tall, female wants to be thin,

Dogs wear naked clothes;

In the past, I left my first time to my husband.

Now, leave the first child to the husband;

Country morning,

People in the city call chicken at night;

In old society, playmates do not sell themselves,

New social actors do not sell themselves

The salary is going to rise.

I love the Party more.

Reward the child

Dare to yell at my wife

Dare to taste seafood

You can go to the mall in idle time

Met a pretty girl.

As a result, the price has risen and everything has been done by the dead!