The first season of the program yuantaomei baodian-improving personal image and temperament

Last year, I did not contact my high school girl for a long time. I suddenly sent a QQ message and clicked her QQ space without hesitation. This guy has become a big girl .. Save 10 thousand words .....

I used to ask her for the p diagram .. After reading the story in her QQ space, I learned that my sister has already been single again. So I joked: Are you single now? The sister said: Yes, wow. I said I could not think about me. Then the sister said, send a photo to see it. Because I haven't taken a photo for a long time, QQ space photos appeared to have been taken in 2010. At that time, they were still scattered at school. I remember the messy clothes and hairstyles in the photo, which can be represented by most it men ..

Then, my sister said she had read my photo and said, "Oh, I am from the appearance Association !", The feeling of instantaneous arrival in the south (instantaneous arrival in Antarctica...

Two weeks ago, dokun (former colleague, Java programmer ape) finally stopped working overtime and came to me with Xiao Li (former artist colleague, now UE, then Mr. Li said to me, "You should have a hair style. Your hair is too long." I said, "Good, I will have a haircut next time "; then we chatted with Mr. Li about the situation of the company he is changing. Mr. Li said that he is now 7 K + various benefits a month, and he is proud to show off in front of me and Okun, I heard drool with Kun...

Then Mr. Li said that when I first entered the interview, I was also a programmer dressed like Yang Ge. Speaking of Yang Ge, I did not dare to hack him on my blog, he is my boss now. In my impression, he is a vintage dress of the standard post-80 graduate program ape. I remember the last time I came to the company, there was a messy hair, a car key and a wallet in the left hand, a Samsung mobile phone in the right hand, a pair of glasses, staring at the ground, a door, looked around, and then "Good, no traffic jam today! Or, it's food, it's food, and it's starving to death .."!

Mr. Li said that our company's programmers are not very well paid, but the clothes are really the same. Of course, for artists like Mr. Li who are full of artistic bacteria, the clothes must be worn out by me and Okun ..

Due to the project demand, we had to hire an artist, so we asked Mr. Li to take a part-time drawing over the weekend. Then Mr. Yang said: Mr. Li, what role do you assume in your company now? Mr. Li said, "I am now UE. I feel like UE is as high as I am. Then we ask," What is ue? ", said Mr. Li with joy, I don't need to draw or cut a graph now. We mainly need to make a prototype diagram, and then hand it over to the design personnel for design .. Then Yang said with a joke: "It must be because the company dislikes you, and the picture is not easy to read !", Xiao Li smiled and looked unconvinced...

Because everyone is familiar with it and occasionally joke, Yang Ge then painted Xiao Li's position in the company with a watercolor pen on the whiteboard. Yang said, mr. Li, come here, let me talk about what level of company you are working for, and save 10 thousand words here... Then I began to draw a job structure diagram. This is the CEO, This is the vice CEO, this is XXX, This is the director, this is the product manager, this is the design department manager, this is the team lead, and then? Li, where are you? Then Xiao Li smiled and said that I was here, and then I arrived at UE. Then Yang said, Ah, after a long time, you were at the bottom?

Then Yang Ge said to Xiao Li, "Do you know what role he (Xiao yuani) is in our company? Mr. Li said that he did not know, and then Yang said that he is now the director of the Information Department. Suddenly, he gave me such a big hat that he was not used...

Then, Mr. Li said, "I feel like you are dressed in a great way ..

Then I asked, hey, how does Xiao Li feel that you have a good hair style? What is your hair style name? Mr. Li said, "cool ".. I said, cool, I felt like the name of the bunker. Xiao Li said: "Cool, cool, and arrogant, blow up the sky"; when I went to the barber shop, the master was not there, and the apprentice gave me the answer; then, what is the name of Yang Ge's hairstyle? Xiao Li said: "diaosi hair style", Yang Ge asked me what the name of my hair style is, Xiao Li said: "Xiao diaosi "...

At the front-end time, there was a front-end girl at the company. There were 4 employees working every day, so I chatted with the front-end girl at the occasional time. Then the front-end girl told me, after reading the photos of your previous space, I feel that the photos you have taken are not so cool. Your current hair style is perfect for you .. I said, "Really ?", Then the younger sister said, "Really, I feel pretty handsome !"; The first time my sister said this, I felt very happy...

Then Xiaomei said, I found that you always like to keep your head down when you walk. I said, it may be a professional habit. Whenever you look at the floor, you are thinking about something, for example, some bugs have not been solved, or the code written today has some problems. The younger sister said: "boys should look up and show confidence when walking; not tall or handsome, it doesn't matter. Generally, girls want their boyfriends to be somewhat angry. You want to think like this. Even if I sweep the street, even if I make less money, I also get it through my hands .. ", I said, "You can't see whether you are happy tianpai." The younger sister said, "I was happy tianpai !", The girl said: "generally, girls are from the foreign trade association. If you are right-eyed, nothing is a problem! ".

I instantly felt that my sister had to say a sentence of truth, just like a sentence, and I felt that I had increased my eq by 10...

I can't write any more...

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