The strongest Chinese English in history !!! It's time to vomit blood !!

The strongest Chinese English in history !!! It's time to vomit blood !!

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1. We two who and who?
Who are we talking?

2. How are you? How old are you?
How are you, how are you always?

3. You don't bird me, I don't bird you
You don't bird me, neither do I bird you

4. You have seed I will give you some color to see, brothers! Together
You have a kind. I want to give you some color, boys!

5. Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have
Nothing to say, go home !!
Something starts to play, nothing goes back to the DPRK

6. What is imu3.0? It is a kind of chat tool!
What is imu3. 0? Imu3.0 is a chat tool!

7. You give me stop !!
Stop for me!

8. Know Is know no know is no know
Knowing is knowing, not knowing...

9. Watch sister
Cousin

10. imu3. 0 both can do what ???

Find and add QQ and MSN friends directly on IMU. In version 2.6, although IMU is compatible with QQ and MSN, it simply binds QQ and MSN user groups to the IMU interface, neither adding friends nor sending files to each other, it causes a lot of inconvenience. Now, 3.0 is fully compatible. If you enable imu3.0 in the future, all chat tools will be exhausted.

11. American Chinese not enough
Weaknesses in the US

13. Heart flower angry open
In full bloom

14. Go past, no mistake past
Pass by, don't miss it

15. JAMES: I am sorry!
Foreigner: I am sorry too!
James: I am sorry three!
Foreigner: What are you sorry?
James: I am sorry five!

16. If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!
No need for money.

17. I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
My name is Boss Li, 25 this year.

18. You have two down son.
You have two sub-accounts.

19. As far as you go to die
How far is it !!!!

20. I give you face you don't wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face.
Give you a face, you have no face, you lose face, I turn your face

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