The strongest scam ever!

Did you do harm when you went to school? I don't know who these are, but some of them have happened around me, but they are definitely none of the following ~~~ 1. The girl wrote the words on her thigh. The invigilator saw the girl and told her to stand up. She did not dare to ask her to flip the dress. As a result, the girl took the first test. . 2. I have a classmate who took an English test in college. He bought a box of embroidery needles and engraved the examination content that the teacher said on the desk in advance (our desk is the kind of shiny hard board ), he could not see it right away. He could only see it with an oblique look. He carved it for one afternoon, and then stabbed n needles. Finally, his hands were numb, then I threw a book to occupy the seat on the table. I think that desk will become one of the masters and sisters in the future. 3. I have no preparation for what I earn most, and I think I want to die! The repair fee is ready !! Come to the test room and sit in a daze! As a result, the invigilator asked everyone to change their seats. I took a look at the new seats !! Wow, haha, haha !! All the answers are copied on the table, and they are complete !! Looking around, I found a brother staring at me with both eyes burning !! Hahahaha, the course was successfully passed !! 4. I dreamed that I was taking the test. I was so scared that I woke up and found myself taking the test! 5. When a high school student copied a book and found that the question was ambiguous, he took the textbook and the teacher's theory. After three minutes, the teacher responded and sighed. 6. When I was in junior high school, the female next door threw the book on the ground in a biological examination and rummaged over the book with her toes. I always liked her eye and toe flexibility. 7. When we were in our junior year, we had one elective course-macroeconomic regulation and control, which I did not even take. Later, when I took the test, the class cried out to the teacher to open the exam (the last lesson was quite complete). The teacher had a good heart and agreed. The next day, we found that the book was long gone (lent to other departments, they are required), and then the class had more than a dozen books, when I took the test, four people used a copy of the copy and kept chatting. The invigilator and his wife (also a teacher in our department) couldn't stand it anymore. The two men stood on the podium and smiled. They said, "You don't want to, just copy your book for you, you don't even know where to copy it ......" In addition, this teacher has only one arm, but is the most knowledgeable and best-spoken teacher in our department and even the whole school. The blackboard is very beautiful. We all call him Yang Daxia ). His wife is also very good. We call her a little dragon girl, but she does ...... 8. During the last test, the old man will take out the paper and capture the paper. He grabbed the teacher and asked him what he was doing. He asked: "Don't you check it ?" 9. During the examination, the teacher came over and asked me, "Are you okay, teacher ?" I answered him: "Okay". I remember it. 10. A metalworking internship (retake). During the examination, I copied the paper. When I handed in the paper, the invigilator checked the paper and pointed out my mistake. I modified it on the spot, the result is a minimum of 85 points, but each person is assigned to the invigilator 3 0 yuan (US name: Makeup fee) before the test ). 11. When I was a sophomore year, the examination was separated from those of the sports department. Our students are generous. If they do not affect us, copy our exam. A strong employee copied a classmate's exam from start to end. After completing the examination, he mysteriously asked our students why they had to write a lot of words for that big question, then draw a big box and a big *, and then write a paragraph ~~~ Is there any format ?~~~~ All fainted. It was our classmate who answered the question for a long time and found it wrong. He cut it off and wrote it again. His old man copied it all in a meticulous manner... 12. During my college test, a girl was arrested and confiscated by the invigilator. She was ordered to tidy up and leave the test room. The girl squatted on the table and began to frown slowly. The invigilator was an old man. She looked at the situation and walked over to comfort herself: "It's okay, not all subjects won't let you take the test. Go back, ah, "the girl gradually cried. The old man looked at the situation and said," Don't cry, don't cry. Okay, I will return the admission ticket to you. It's good if you're not cheating. "The girl also ignores her and burst into tears. The old man was scared and said together: "or .... let's copy some more ......?!" **, The whole class is crazy !! 13. When I was in my sophomore year, I took an exam in English, which was divided into abets and all included multiple choice questions. A brother finally got the answer in the last 10 minutes and suddenly found that the answer was volume A, and his own volume was volume B. The answer is far from enough. I thought for 1 minute and started to copy it. After copying the paper, I tore the "B" on the answer sheet and wrote a ". Score, 60 ...... The class threw all his attention to him. 14. Ben III. Communication Principles. My dormitory boss la, brood had a semester and had a back-to-back four days before the examination. They thought it was very likely to fail. They decided to let go and handed in their names after answering questions in the examination room. After the examination, I told you that there is no pressure on others to take the examination. 15. A person who had been sleeping during the exam quickly woke up and looked around during the exam. He found that he had not written a name after completing the exam, and he handed in his name by hand... 16. The physical examination will take place for 65 minutes. One person handed in the examination paper, and then one person handed in the WC. The person handed in the examination will continue! 17. Test the abacus calculation. A buddy took a calculator and the result was confiscated. The teacher takes care of him and continues the test next time. This B went back to the dormitory and found a huge one. As a result, it is said that when the test was half done, B shouted-"Fuck, bad !" 18. When I took the college entrance examination, a cool brother was late. After sitting down, the invigilator asked him why he was late. Cool told me three simple words: "There is a reason ". 19. When I was a sophomore year, the examination was separated from those of the sports department. Our students are generous. If they do not affect us, copy our exam. A strong employee copied a classmate's exam from start to end. After completing the examination, he mysteriously asked our students why they had to write a lot of words for that big question, then draw a big box and a big *, and then write a paragraph ~~~ Is there any format ?~~~~ All fainted. It was our classmate who answered the question for a long time and found it wrong. He cut it off and wrote it again. His old man copied it all in a meticulous manner... 20. Let's talk about some of my buddies. I had to wait for a retake exam because I had slept too much and didn't attend it. The result was posted, and the buddy actually passed the exam. No one captured, N, but not him. All brothers Khan ~~~ Later, we analyzed that the teacher must have picked out the failed exam and failed to pass the score table. The rest will be passed ...... I didn't expect any questions ...... 21, 2nd, politics. My buddy caught a cold and had a blank exercise book while taking the test to have a runny nose. The half-grade Director inspected and saw several stacked sheets of paper on the Buddy's desk. In the past, he opened the examination. They all start to laugh. I did not expect the Director to find out one, but he patiently opened all the paper and read it again. The audience went crazy --

(Responsible editor: Bi lei)