The moment the brain gets disconnected

● One time I took an IC card and got on the bus in a queue. I threw a coin in front of me, and my brain ran short circuit and threw the IC card into the bus ......

● In the morning, I needed to wear contact lenses. I turned on the lid and put the glasses in the toilet. Then, I calmly poured the new care liquid and prepared to pick the glasses. I couldn't pick them up for half a day.

● The neighbor forgot to bring the key. He turned it over from my balcony. After finding the key in the house, he turned it back and opened his own door. What's even more amazing is that I have been connecting to the balcony from start to end, and I don't feel anything wrong. Alas, our heads must have been squeezed by the same door.

● One day I found that my cell phone was missing and I rummaged through my bags and every corner of the house. Then he fell down to the ground in a gloomy manner, took out his cell phone from his pocket, and sent a group of text messages to everyone: I lost my cell phone.

● Once the mahjong game was out of power, a candle was lit to continue playing. Some people were so hot that they shouted "Hello ~ Open the fan"
Everyone urged "no, no, the candle will be blown out.

● One day, I went out shopping with my friends. It was very windy outside, and my friend asked "cold ?"

I answered without thinking, "It's cold, it's just freezing"

● New recruits are required in the Department. Each user is required to fill out a self-introduced table,

A male wrote "love to say, but few words" in his self expression column"