The most innocent humor in the world

This kind of discourse is only available to children. They are innocent and cute, and there is no evil humor everywhere. After reading this, I think everyone will smile from the bottom of their hearts ...... Now we are walking too fast, and our soul cannot keep up!

 

Kindergarten 1
Question 1: What if there is no water in the sea one day?
Kid A: Fish goes to the river. (Think About It, continue) Oh, no, what should the whale do? It's too big to go in. (Considerate)
B: shi bei. (Fish vomit blood ......)
Question 2: Where does milk come from?
Kid A: there are a few mouths under the cow's stomach, which flow out from there. (Are you sure that's your mouth ?)
Continue to ask: how did coconut milk come from?
B: It's goat's milk. (Too far, Bro)
Continue to ask: What is goat milk?
B: goat milk is sour milk. We don't want to drink it. We want Bright milk. (Terrible logic)
Question 3: Why is the child's face used?
Kid A: Give it to Mom.
Q: Why don't I give it to my father?
Kid A: Give it to Dad.
Continue to ask: Who did your face belong?
Kid A: Give it to Mom. (Dad burst into tears)
Kid B: sticker head. (Is your face a bulletin board ?)
Question 4: Why did a child come out of his mother's stomach, not from his father's stomach?
Kid A: girls come out of Mom's stomach, boys come out from Dad's stomach. (Truly masked)
Boy B: boys are cute! (Boys are cute !)
Question 5: what is the use of children's hair?
Girl A: Used to comb the hair.
Ask little boy B: You can't tie your hair in the braid. What's the purpose?
B: used to shave the hair of a barber shop. (Valuable dedication)

Kindergarten 2
Question 1: Why do people only have two legs?
Child A: We are not animals. (Do ducks have four legs ?)
B: No more than four legs. (This is a heavenly arrangement, the largest)
Kid C: (laugh on your own) four legs are about to fight.
Q: But how fast does a dog have four legs?
Kid C :( in a daze )...... (All the children shouted: I ran faster than a dog !)
Question 2: How can I make the fat man lose weight immediately?
Kid A: Eat weight loss cookies. (SMART)
Q: I cannot lose weight immediately when I eat a weight-loss biscuit. How can I lose weight at once?
Kid A: no weight loss cookies. (Are you kidding me ?)
Question 3: how can we make the Thin Man Fat immediately?
Kid A: drink milk. (Milk is not a pig feed)
B: If you eat a lot of meals, you can become a public security officer. (Are public security officers fat ?)
Question 4: Why does a balloon fly to the sky?
Child A: It is angry. (Can it be a balloon if you are not angry ?)
Q: Why can't some balloons fly to the sky?
Kid A: there are too few gas in it. (True)

Kindergarten 3
Question 1: What animal will wake you up when the sun rises in the morning?
Kid A: Chicken, Rooster. (Another child shouted: parent chicken)
Curious: What is a parent chicken?
Children: When a hen is called a hen, a rooster is called a parent chicken. (Suddenly realized ......)
B: Mom.
Kid C: Sun. (Khan ...... Sun, 8 is an animal)
Continue to ask: is the sun always standing?
Kid C: The sun has five feet. (Another child retorted: The rainbow is in seven colors)
Question 2: What is it?
Kid A: seven mouths and eight tongues. The conversation is messy. (Makes sense) and adds: we are talking about it now. (Or self-aware)
Child B: It turns out many tongues. (Terrible ......)
Question 3: how to distinguish between men and women?
Children A: Girls with long hair and boys with short hair. (A girl with short hair burst into tears ......)
B: peek at him or her, standing for boys, squatting for girls. (It's so nice to be young ......)
Kid C: Look at the so he/she wears. Girls are red and boys are blue. (Good pure feeling ......)
Kid D: look at your eyes. (So erratic ......)
Question 4: What will happen if a rock is thrown into the fish pond?
Child A: water will change to waves. (......)
B: The fish will float up. (Fishermen are very happy ......)
Kid C: five fines. (Khan ......)

Kindergarten 4
Question 1: Why is Tang Shan called Tang Shan?
Child A: because it is a mountain for drinking soup. (What a Wonderful Life ......)
B: Tang Shan is a hot spring and a bath place. (Not to mention ......)
Kid C: It's very hot, so it's called Tangshan. (Khan ...... It turned out to be hot mountain ......)
Kid D: Who is Tang Shan? (......)
Question 2: A grandfather lost a horse. Do you think the horse will return?
Kid A: No, because the horse is playing on the road. (Greedy horse ......)
Child B: No, Ma doesn't watch the annual ring. (I have never seen a horse walk, but I still need to watch the annual ring ......)
Kid C: No, Ma is going to marry another horse. (A romantic child ......)
Kid D: No. Grandpa is not good at that horse. He is looking for a new master. (The reality is cruel. Ma also needs to change jobs ......)
Question 3: Why do aunts in hospitals wear masks?
Children A: The president is afraid of stealing food. (Is the medicine delicious ?)
One of the children immediately snatched and said: Do those uncles with surgical knives wear masks for dinner? (Dizzy ......)
B: I want to talk about hygiene, so I am afraid that the traffic will flow down. (Wearing a mask didn't let the mouth flow down ...)

Kindergarten 5
Question 1: What is the difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi?
Kid A: The name is different. (This link is known to any Martian)
B: The Coca-Cola jar is red and the Pepsi is blue. (I know you are not blind, you are good)
Children C: Pepsi has Jay Chou and Coca-Cola has vanilla (taste ).
Little friend d: Coca-Cola is sour, and it will be angry when you drink your nose! (It means it's a dedicated cola)
Question 2: Why should the subway be opened under the ground?
Kid A: Because the subway has a "location", it must be opened underground. (I guess someone will answer this question)
Kid B: The subway has no wheels and cannot be opened on the ground. (With wheels? No? Yes ?)
Question 3: Are there first chickens or eggs in the world?
Kid A: Eggs first.
Q: Where can an egg come from if there is no chicken?
Kid :......
Child B: There is a hen first and then an egg.
Kid C: a total of 30 eggs!
Surprised: What ??? 30 eggs. Do you hear me wrong?
Children C: because there are two old hens, each having 15 eggs, there are 30! (Hello, little friend)
Question 4: What is July April 1?
Children A: Mother's Day.
Children B: Women's Day.
Reminder: Women's Day is March 8.
Kid B: That's the Arbor Day!
Why?
Kid C: It's July January 8! (This ......)
Kid D: I know. On February 16, it was a holiday for Uncle driver! (How did you think about it)
Question 5: How can I become beautiful?
Kid A: paste cucumbers. My mom sticks them at home every day.
B: I always paste papayas.
Kid C: stick eggs! (Difficult)
Kid D: paste the potato. My mother-in-law has pasted it to me.
Little Boy E: I pasted my mango skin! (That's what you're about)

 

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