The most powerful magic weapon in travel to the West-mobile phones

It is said that the four teachers and apprentices are on the way to get through the classics. It takes too long and human technology has developed rapidly. There are mobile phone base stations everywhere in China. One day, they go to a station and see "China Mobile Shenzhou card, "One side of the picture, one side of the picture, can not help but temptation to sell Zijin pot, one person bought a mobile phone.

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While walking, pig sends a text message to the Lady of Gao Lao Zhuang. At the same time, she is fond of spider spirit and sp.

Sun Wukong's home is too far away from the Chinese mainland and has not installed a base station. So he was angry that monkey and sun in Huaguo shan could not contact him.

At ordinary times, no one is playing, just constantly using the account book to manage accounts on the mobile phone, three steamed buns, two pickles...

Sha Miao is a well-known travel writer. He uses his cell phone to take photos of the scenery while walking, and then publishes his Travel Notes on the Internet. At the same time, he earned a draft fee, but he hasn't gotten halfway through the road...

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One day, I went to a little demon cave and the monster came out to hijack the ship. Sun Wukong was not in a hurry. He was too lazy to mention it and called 110 directly. ** my brother took the monster away ......

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Sun Wukong made a phone call when the three goblins of Shi Tuo-dong appeared? The birds, lions, and elephants in your house all ran out, and they were taken away. Otherwise I would call the zoo! Abuse animals !!"

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Tang Miao made a phone call every day, talked endlessly, and reported the difficulties on the road. He was so tired that he told his men, "Hurry up and let Tang Miao go quickly, otherwise, I will be bored when I complain once a day."

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In wuzhuangguan, zhenyuan Daxian offered the Ginseng fruit, and pig was fine-tuned. He took out his cell phone and looked at it on the Ginseng fruit. The big fairy was strange and asked him what he saw. He said, "Call fake identification for anti-counterfeit tags!"

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When the Four went to a widow's house for a sleep, they slept well in the middle of the night. When their cell phones rang, a voice came out, saying, "Do you want to *** it ?" Sun Wukong said impatiently, "We will not be fooled if you don't pretend to be the mother of Lishan, Nanhai bodhisattva. I recognize your mobile phone number ."

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The white bone turned into a beautiful woman, carrying a basket full of food, trying to seduce the teacher and apprentice to be fooled, the silence of Tang suddenly laughed, pointing to the woman said, "She is a fairy !" Sun Wukong asked curiously, "how can my master still have a bright eye ?" Tang Miao proudly held his mobile phone and said, "the camera of my mobile phone has an infrared fluoroscopy function. The five thousand silver is not white ."

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Pig peeked at the spider essence in the disc hole to take a bath, and the fairy wrapped it with silk. The weak Spider gave up the phone and played the anti-worm ringtone. In the burst of ultrasound waves, spider spirit and eight claw shoot, they have turned their eyes over. Ba Jie said from the Internet, "Look, do you still think you are spider ?"

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When the four men arrived at tongtianhe, they saw the river wide and sad for a moment. They went to Chen's house to sleep. Chen complained that the monsters in the river should eat their children. Sun Wukong was furious, I made a phone call to the Office for Combating Trafficking in Women and Children in Shenzhou. After half a day, the monsters will go down... the four men crossed the river with a huge old turtle. The old man had no other requests. He only wanted to know when he could get his own person. He started his mobile phone and found a fortune teller. Program Enter the birthdate word of the old man, and forget it. "wait eight hundred and fifty years later ."

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When the four men came to a farmhouse, they saw the four-person waist cell phone, all of which were of the latest model. They were angry and said, "Are there any money to buy a cell phone ?" Tang Miao said in a panic, "if you don't want to tell your sister, we are all dispatched to the grass-roots level for training. This mobile phone is the treatment of civil servants, not our own ." When the farmer heard "TOP", he was so scared that he gave the meal to them.

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Tang Miao suspected that Sun Wukong had used his cell phone to say something bad about him. Then he drove Sun Wukong away. Sun Wukong looked depressed and went to the Dragon Palace as a guest. Upon seeing Sun Wukong's waist, the Dragon King had a tight envy, I also want to buy one. Sun Wukong laughed at him and said, "There is no signal in the water. Do you have an asshole?" After talking about it, I took the golden hoop out of my ears and threw it back to the Dragon King. He said, "Since sun has a cell phone, he can't use it any more. He will pay you back !"

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The bell of Tang Seng's mobile phone is a piece of "jackfruit Sutra", and the alarm clock is a morning bell in his temple. The bell of Sun Wukong's mobile phone is "man as self-improvement". the alarm clock is the cry of the lark in Huaguo mountain. The bell of the swine Ring phone is more common: "The moon represents my heart !! "; Satoshi's cell phone is an ordinary ringtone, and there is no alarm clock at all-other three people's alarm clocks are ringing. Do you still need to set them?

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Tang Miao went to the banquet of the daughter's kingdom and knew how fierce he was, so he arranged for Sun Wukong to call him at a few o'clock. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the daughter's King's big eyes began to flash, and slowly walked to the front of Tang Miao, just wanted to hook up, Tang Miao's mobile phone rang, Tang Miao answered the phone, "Hello, my wife, I am still at dinner. I will go home immediately." To put it bluntly, Tang Miao sued and ran away.

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Six-ears macaques pretend to be Sun Wukong, the two monkeys from the sky to the ground, beat the sky to overwrite, and finally to the temple of the Jade Emperor, the life of the Jade Emperor to take the mirror, according to the photo, can not see. When the two monkeys flew to the West, they couldn't see the true and false information. Suddenly, they picked up their mobile phones and dialed a number. The song of "man as self-improvement" came from one of the monkeys, if you are furious, point to another monkey and say, "Sorry! It's not easy to pretend to be Sun Wukong. You can't pretend to be the monkey's mobile phone number. Just take it !" Afterwards, Wukong wrote a thank-you letter to Shenzhou mobile.

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Sun Wukong was installed with a gourd by King jinjiao and he was unable to get out of the house. Suddenly there was a sound in the gourd-"I am too old, asshole, how dare I use the gourd to install me ?" King Jin Jiao recognized the voice of the master and panicked. He quickly opened the gourd. Sun Wukong jumped out and held his cell phone and said, "Hey, thank you, old Jun. Please eat again the next day ."

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When the four came to the Flame Mountain, they saw a raging fire and blocked the road. Wukong called Lei Gong and e-mother, but this fire was not a fire, and the water was not extinguished. Wukong had a chance to buy a *** device and sent a message to several 100,000 users-"huoyan mountain found the world's largest gold mine ". Then the four men sat comfortably under the hill, eating and drinking, watching tens of thousands of contractors who heard the news from the wind dig the mountains with bulldozers.

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After finally arriving at westday, the four were relaxed and even sold weapons. When they arrived at westday dareyin temple, they saw a Coke machine. Each of them took out their cell phones and sent a message to the machine, codoon comes out of four cokes. For example, when I came to see four people, it was easy to rely on their cell phones to go to westday. I felt jealous and wanted to give them another difficult problem. I sent them a batch of white papers, on the way back, they found that the scriptures were fake, and they came back to find them. The Agha waiter wanted to extort money, but the only valuable Zijin bowl had been sold. The waiter wanted their cell phone, the four people returned the scriptures to them in the same way and said, "I'm sorry, we don't get them, so we have to keep our cell phones." The waiter said, "Is it still needed to get it all over the Internet ?"

Tang Miao said to his mobile phone, "Alene (King of daughter country), I am at reyin Si, westday. Are you free? If you have time, send a Boeing 747 to pick me up ."

Sun Wukong said to his mobile phone, "monkey 2, have you signed the contract for exporting fruit? (Huaguo Shan has connected the phone and started a Fruit Import and Export Company )"

Sha Miao said to his mobile phone, "the first version of the printing is 0.3 million yuan, and the royalty is based on the old rules. (Sashan is already a well-known Chinese writer, with both fame and fortune )"

Zhu Bajie said to his mobile phone, "I have already contracted a production contract in gaolao Zhuang? Well, it's better than the Party's policy. I will rush back and start a pig farm ."