The unique resume of Yahoo Engineers (Chinese and English bilingual and full resume)

I read this on the news channel, but I found the original English text and complete resume. It is also a reference resume template for programmers and friends looking for a job. Of course, if you really want to find a job, you cannot open a price of 0.4 million ^

Price

$400,000

(It's not negotiable .)

This is not a joke.

I truly love working at Yahoo !, And believe that my position here offers the best avenue to further my career. I was not laid off. I have no plans to leave. I am not worried about mergers or buy-outs. I know that some executive just quit, and clearly, I don't care even a little.

Yes, yes, you 've recently gotten a million Gillion dollars in venture capital, and you were founded by 2 brain surgeon rocket scientist Stanford PhD grads who has Ted a perpetual motion machine, blah blah.

I have actually heard it already, that line of yours. Probably very recently. So don't bother.

Please don't "reach out to me directly" unless you can actually afford me; it is demeaning and absurd to think that the sound of your voice wocould somehow change my opinion on this matter.

I have tried so very hard to put this in the strongest possible language, but some people just never get it.

If you have a new or exciting web application, and you 'd like my feedback on it, feel free to contact me. if I feel like it, and have the time, I'll play with your beta and let you know what I think.

If you want more than my holobby time, I do product consultation on an ad hoc basis at $300 per hour.

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Price:

$0.4 million

Fixed Price

I really like working at Yahoo! and believe that my current position provides the best opportunities for future development. I am not dismissed and I do not intend to resign. I am not worried about the merger or sale of any company. I know some executives have just left, but I don't care at all.

Yes, yes. Your company just got a huge venture capital. Your company was founded by two Stanford brain doctor, who also invented permanent motivation and so on.

I am tired of hearing these things, so don't bother me.

If you cannot afford this price, please do not contact me directly. It is ridiculous to use your voice to let me reconsider it. It is an insult to me.

I have tried my best to express my thoughts in the strongest language, but some people do not understand.

If you have a newly developed or exciting network application and want to hear from me, please contact me. If I like this application and have plenty of time, I will try your beta version and give it back to you.

If you want to take up more of my time, I will charge the product consulting fee at $300 per hour .)

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Skills

Rockin super badass skills
Semantic html/XHTML, XML, CSS, JavaScript, JSON, Ajax, object-oriented JavaScript, cross browser development/browser quirks, object oriented design, troubleshooting, perceived/actual page load time optimization, regular expressions, Yui library, bash scripting language, accessibility

Lots of experience

PHP 4, PHP 5, including Object Oriented Programming in PHP, Apache, FreeBSD, Macintosh OSX, Darwin, CVS, SVN, Service Oriented Architecture, agile scrum, Adobe Photoshop

Some experience

XUL, MySQL, Windows 95-xp, IIS, ASP, Visual Basic 6, Microsoft SQL, Macromedia (Adobe) Flash, actionscript 2, flex/as3, localization/internationalization, Perl, Java, c/C ++, awk, VB. net

 

Full time
* Yahoo! Inc.-Yap (Yahoo application platform)
Sunnyvale ca
Lead Web Developer/front-end engineer

March 2008-present

Http://apps.yahoo.com
O front-end effecect/technical lead on Yap, Yahoo! 'S part in the opensocial initiative (see: intent Agreement ).
O deeply involved in keeping implements moving parts all moving together properly.
O solving technical issues and helping to ensure that Yahoo! 'S offering in this space meets the needs of your different types of developers.
O we're re looking for creative JavaScript and PHP experts with a hacker bent, and have open reqs in other engineering areas as well. talk to me if you want to change the web.

* Yahoo! Inc.-Buzz

Sunnyvale ca
Lead Web Developer/front-end engineer

July 2007-March 2008

Http://buzz.yahoo.com

O made others more productive by building process to allow low-friction development as well as a deployment that carefully follows Yahoo! 'S predictional performance guidelines.
O nearly 100% feature support in both JavaScript and non-JavaScript cases.
O wrote badge code to insert vote button on your third-party news sites and prevent gaming.
O Rapid iterative development responsive to user research and industry changes.
O led front end development among a team of 6 webdevs.

* Yahoo! Inc.-Yahoo! Entertainment module team

Santa Monica ca, Sunnyvale ca
Technical Yahoo (Web Developer/front-end engineer)
April 2007-July 2007
Http://pirates.yahoo.com, http://harrypotter.yahoo.com, http://gta.yahoo.com, http://starwars.yahoo.com
Note: sites have since been redesigned or removed
O built reusable modular framework to support several Yahoo! Entertainment web sites.
O recruited by engineering management due to excellent performance on games team.
O saw, made, and learned from several catastrophic mistakes in execution, architecture, and project management. have managed to not repeat most of them since.
* Yahoo! Inc.-Yahoo! Games
Santa Monica ca
Technical Yahoo intermediate (Web Developer/front-end engineer)
January 2006-March 2007

Http://games.yahoo.com

O web developer on fast-paced development team
O built DHTML widgets and modules which were subsequently used throughout the Yahoo! Media Properties
O wrote CSS, JavaScript, and HTML for several redesigns
O provided mentorship and guidance for other Web developers in Santa Monica and throughout the company
O also worked on http://food.yahoo.com
* Data strategies, Inc.
San Diego ca, poway ca
Knowledge manager
October 2004-December 2005
Http://elligence.net, http://elligence.net/ellipedia
Note: site has since been redesigned
O responsible for nearly all Internet-related company activities
O implemented systems to smooth out "problem areas" of the data strategies knowledge flow, including web-based help system, ellipedia.
O Technical Writing: system requirements and Setup documentation, tutorials, troubleshooters, and general Help File Content
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Data strategies, Inc.
San Diego ca
Senior Technical Support Representative
December 2002-October 2004
O provided technical support to compumedic and elligence clients
O kicked ass with advanced troubleshooting in business-critical situations
O gathered client needs and delivered custom solutions
O product development using Visual Basic, HTML, CSS, and SQL
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Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven CT
University Assistant, Faculty support
August 1999-June 2002
O hardware/software installation and troubleshooting for academic faculty.
O incredibly boring job that helped pay for an otherwise very interesting education.
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Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven CT
University assistant, lab assistant
August 1998-August 1999
O completed ed students in university computer labs
O even more boring than the other scsu job, but I got to play a lot of chess and do homework while getting a paycheck.

Distractions

* Foo hack
Blog about programming and web development
2007-present

Http://foohack.com
O discussion of life in the Web development world.
O personal testing ground for experimentation and sharing web development information with the Internet community
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Schlueterica
Personal website and blog
2002-present

Http://isaacschlueter.com
O mostly dead blog, kept alive for historical purposes.
O tableless layout, using valid HTML and CSS
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Web reports
Independent project for lien on me, Inc.
2004-2005

Http://lomwc.com/value/
O created system that allows the client's MERs to securely access their data online
O data can be uploaded in either txt or ZIP format, and imported into a MySQL database
O designed application to meet business needs, wrote all the code, and managing installation.
* B2evolution
B2evolution blog platform: Support, hacks, and testing

2003-2005

Http://b2evolution.net

O provided help on the Support forums
O created several "skins" for the Application
O helped to make sure That b2evolution worked in all target environments
* Other BITs
O I am a whiz with dedevil sticks.
O I played the viola for 7 years. I can play the guitar, albeit fairly badly.
O I use Twitter more often than my phone.
O I use my real name online.
O if not for the money, I might have gone into linguistics or philosophy instead of computers.

School

 

* Southern Connecticut State University

Bachelor of Science, Liberal Studies: Computer Science/physics/math
1997-2002
O the most important thing that I learned in school was how to learn new topics quickly.
O my thirst for intellectual stimulation drove me to get the most out of my time in college.

Awards

COMAP math contest in Modeling
Part of scsu team which earned an honorable mention
National Science Olympus
Best in class: 1990,199 1, 1992,199 3

 

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