The white cloud black soil Spring Festival Gala becomes an early exposure of the brilliant lines of the torchbearer

Yesterday, Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan attended the fourth rehearsal of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. When the two were on the stage, the audience kept cheering and applauded, this is the first time Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan made their debut at the rehearsal ceremony of the gala. At the beginning, the audience became speechless, but as soon as there was a baggage, the audience could not control their laughter, and the audience laughed. Zhao Benshan's sketch "Torch" focuses on the competition for Olympic torch owners in the black soil of Baiyun. In the sketch, Zhao Benshan always gave way to Song Dandan, who wanted to be the torchbearer. But Song Dandan cried sadly after being voted by netizens and named by the black soil as the torchbearer.

(Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan first appeared, and Zhao Benshan walked in front of him)

Song: What are you doing.

Zhao: Hurry up. I'm about to announce that you are an Olympic torch. Hurry up!

Song; hurry up. What's the relationship with you. Let me put down the chair. I have to wait for a while.

Zhao: It's not too slow!

(Zhao Benshan put a chair, Song Dandan sat down, stretched out his left hand)

Zhao: Why?

Song: What do you mean? Remember, stretch your left hand onto the water, stretch your right hand to shut up, turn your left foot on your legs, and turn your right foot on your lips. Do you hear me?

(Song Danan turned his left leg and Zhao Benshan squashed his legs)

Zhao: Sorry, I want to tell you something. I'll be there for a while. Don't let me give it to you. Leave me some face.

Song: cherish the opportunity. When the torch is finished, you will not be able to touch this leg any more.

Zhao: What's the matter? Can it still run away?

Song: What is this leg?

Zhao: Han leg.

Song: wrong. This is not an ordinary leg. It is the left leg of an Olympic torch.

Zhao: Ham.

(Liu)

Liu: Oh, uncle and aunt. You are here. Come and prepare for it.

Song: you are?

(Song Dandan got up and said to Liu)

Liu: I'm Xiao Liu, the host of today.

Song: I am Baiyun. This is my assistant, Xiao Hei.

Liu: Uncle, I told you that our program is a little changed today.

Zhao: don't change. She has been promoting things in the newspaper for half a year.

Liu: We did a network survey and finally found out that netizens have a very high call for you as a torchbearer. Now your support rate has exceeded that of aunt.

(Zhao Benshan and Song Danan)

Zhao: public opinion.

Liu: At last, our organizing committee decided to ask the netizens to answer questions today and ask the two elders to answer questions at the scene. Finally, based on the support rate on the Internet, we decided who is the torchbearer of farmers in the North of Liaoning region today. Now the problem has been raised by netizens. First, we will make a simple survey on the candidates for the two Olympic torch owners. Q: When our torch passes on the Olympic torch, it takes a long journey. The two old people are already in their 80 s. How far can each of you be? Tell the truth!

(Zhao Benshan raised his hand and answered)

Zhao: I ran two miles.

(Zhao Benshan told Song Dandan)

Zhao: Tell the truth!

Song: I don't think this is a problem. This is something that can be exercised. No one is born or running. The answer is complete.

Liu: continue to listen. The question raised by netizens asked the two old people to answer the question. Please listen. What kind of sports are worrying?

(Answer)

Song: football!

Liu: What kind of sports are more worried?

Song: Chinese football!

Liu: Ask the two old people to continue listening. The Olympic Games are an international event. It is better for our torch owners to speak a foreign language?

(Answer)

Song: tea!

Liu: green tea?

(Zhao Benshan got up and replied)

Zhao: green tea.

Liu: Some netizens ask, who is the father of the modern Olympics?

(Zhao Benshan got up)

Zhao: Who's father?

Liu: What is the name of the father of the modern Olympics?

Song: I don't know how to stand up. Why?

Zhao: I am afraid you will be able to snatch it.

Liu: So we have to cancel this question!
Liu: Oh, now, the online voting shows that the number of votes of the big mom account is very similar to that of the uncle account.

Song: Look at my popularity.

Liu: the last question is this. Ask the torchbearer candidate to share his feelings with the Olympic torch.

(Song Dandan first)

Song: Thanks to Tieling TV and Liaoning TV. In the future, we may also like to thank CCTV. Thanks to my family, my friends, my fans, and the loyal "white rats" who did not have you, today, there is no such thing as Ms. Baiyun. Today, on this grand occasion, I want to reveal a secret that has been hidden for many years. I am a premature baby. I came to this world and said the first word was not my mother but my father. I grew up with fire. I was three years old, so I had to play with fire. It caused a huge fire at home. I accidentally pasted a fire basin at the age of six or seven, so far I still have a mark on my buttocks, when I was a teenager, I set foot on the train. after a group of people introduced me to a black soil that gave me a lifetime of fire, I had a great life. I often ask myself why I came to the world with fire, why I lost my connection with the fire, and today I finally understand that I was born for the Olympic torch. This is what my mom told me yesterday.

Zhao: Well, your mom has been dead for more than thirty years!

Song: I dreamed of it. Why! My mother said to me, cloud, you were born next to the fire, you are a fire, the Olympic torch is not yours!

Zhao: Why didn't your mom say that you were on a rocket.

Song: Why? My mom also said, if anyone dares to compete with you for the location of the torch, I will take it away with your dad!

Liu: Now the competition has reached a fierce stage. Let's say a few words next.

Zhao.

(Song Dandan points to Zhao Benshan)

Song: Give up!

Zhao: If you don't give up, you will lose your life!

Liu: now we have an online vote. My friends, I announced that the final candidate for the 2008 Beijing Olympics operator in the northern part of Liaoning is Uncle black soil.

(Song Dandan cried and left to go; Zhao Benshan went to LA Song Dandan)

Zhao: Don't cry. Listen to the old man and say that this is all decided by the common people. We are one of them. No one should be glorious.

Song: But I can't stand it. How can I live when you become me? You can't bully me like I bullied you!

Zhao: I can't stay with you. No matter what I look like, I am your companion.

Song: Does my gesture work?

Zhao: your gestures are absolutely useful.

(Song Dandan stretched his left and right hands, and turned his left and right feet respectively)

Zhao: drink water, shut up, rub your legs, and kiss your mouth.

Zhao: You should be happy when I became a torch! What a good thing, right? If you don't bully me all your life, I can't survive.

Liu: Dear friends, we welcome uncle black earth to give the Award speech.

Zhao: Good! (Shouting and clapping)

Zhao: Today, I did not expect that I would be 80 ...... (Shouting and clapping)

Liu: Uncle, this is a souvenir of our event.

(Zhao Benshan's hand of TORCH La Song Dandan)

Zhao: Baby, come, the Olympics in one hundred, 2008, let me catch up! (Shouting)