The wife and husband fight for wisdom 〗

The wife and husband fight for wisdom 〗

1. Bowl
They didn't want to cook the bowl after dinner, so they decided to use the guessing method to decide the winner, who lost the bowl. However, my wife is a good player. It is always slower than me to beat her out of the box. I am not going to expose her tricks. I am only looking for something to do when I wash my hair (or look at something worthless) one or two bowls and plates are broken. For the third time, she no longer asked me to cook the bowl, but I have to take care of the garbage.
Deuce

2. Make breakfast
My wife and I both have a bad habit of bed, so we often get up without breakfast and go straight to the Unit. In order to cultivate my wife's excellent moral character of breakfast, I woke up in the morning and put away the exhaust gas that had been accumulated in my stomach in my bed, so that my wife was eclipsed, you have to be nice. Well, naturally, I can stay up for a while and then get up and eat.
Win

3. Shopping
She is afraid to go shopping with her wife. She will drag you around, but will not buy anything.
"My husband, how nice is this yellow dress? "
"Well, good"
"What about the red one? "
"Beautiful! "
"What's better with blue ?"
"It's pretty ."
"How do you say yes? Tell the truth, what is the best ?"
"Well ...... Wife, to be honest, you should pick a freshman. You are so fat ......"
My wife glared at me, so far, I don't want to accompany her shopping.
Win

4. Angry
When my wife is angry, she will refuse to talk to me. I will rent a terrorism film. When my wife falls asleep at night, she will see the thrilling things and quickly wake her up, replay the terrorist plot (it doesn't matter if she doesn't watch it, the sound effect is good, and it can also be scary). Every time my wife is scared and trembling, she takes the initiative to seek peace, hey .........
Win

5. Chew chicken feet
My wife and I both love to chew chicken feet, and the speed of Self-SIGHS is not as good as my wife. Once the two are watching TV while licking chicken feet, my wife holds one hand each other. When I reach out to the last one in the pan, my wife glared at me, And I replied:
"Wife, eat more ...... Not fat ...... "
"TMD, I think you don't want to eat meat this week! "
One sentence throws my head and legs, and I was fined for a week for saying that my wife is a little fat.
Dish.
Lost

6. Valentine's Day
I always think there is no need for Chinese people to spend holidays with foreigners, but my wife is very concerned about this kind of Exotic Sentiment. In the first two days of June February 14, I intentionally or unintentionally knocked on the side: "husband, do you want to ride on the 12th today ?" "Husband, the hotels on the street now seem to have special programs ." I called my wife at noon on Valentine's day and told her that she didn't have to go home to cook at night. She went out to eat after work and enjoyed her fart on the phone. After receiving her in the evening, she dragged the road to the store to eat ramen noodles. The two men spent 8 yuan in a meal and were beaten by the sea. When she saw the rose on the table, I was beaten again by the sea, and this time my fist fell to my body very lightly.
Deuce

7. Smoke
Most women hate the habit of smoking men, and their wives are no exception. First, they give good advice, and then steal the smoke from their homes. Finally, they threaten to control the Internet. At night, she is lying in bed, I want to walk around the bed like a shame.
"What are you doing, husband? "
"Oh, it's okay. I'll turn around. You should go to bed first. "
"How do I go to bed when you turn around in front of me ?"
"I can't sleep even if I don't turn dizzy. "
"You know you want to smoke, smoke on the balcony, don't let me go to bed! "
Win

8. Note
Although they were husband and wife, they kept a small piece of private space. One day, they found that their drawer had two longer hair, then they left a note, the book "casually flip other people's drawer is wrong. In addition, you lost your hair, wife ."
The next day I found that there were more text lines in it, and I went to book:
"I did not turn it over. You have already found your private money. In addition, my husband, hair loss is a symptom of malnutrition. Use your private money to improve our meals for the past two months ."
Lost

9. Take a deep breath
My wife was unhappy when she went home from the office and taught her to take a deep breath to adjust her mood. After the first time, she asked:
"Is it better ?" My wife shook his head. "Let's try again. Remember to breathe hard this time ." After talking, I put myself in a stuffy fart, I thought it was not smelly, and then I took a deep breath with my wife, but it was counterproductive. First my wife smelled the bad smell and turned around and went to the balcony, the door was not reached, and the slippers on his back had been grayed out. As a result, a bunch of good words were used to add two jbs of Chicken claw to the crime.
Lost

10. Race
On Saturday evening, I bought food with my wife. Every time I bought food, I had to prepare enough food for a week. So after half an hour, the two men had to carry heavy bags in their hands. In addition, the weather was hot, and they were sweating on their way home. My wife suddenly said:
"Husband, it seems that we haven't prepared a bowl after lunch? "
"Ah ?"
"Is that good? When we get home, we are responsible for the bowl ."
"Okay. "
"But if you run faster than me, is it fair to hold what I hold? "
"Well ."
As a result, the bags in my wife's hands were all transferred to my hands. When my wife started, the two ran away with a piece of cake. Even though her hands were empty, they ran 50 meters before I got fast, my wife shouted at the back: "Slow down, wait for me ......" Hum, I'm not stupid. When you catch up with me, why can't I cook a bowl? Not only did I not stop, But I quickly rushed forward and finally got my wife home. Panting, lying on the sofa, and waiting for his wife to come back, I haven't seen any shadows in ten minutes. If you think it's wrong, it's time to come back. While being stuffy, my wife opened the door and came in, holding a half-barrel of ice cream in her hand, with a bad smile:
"I told you not to listen. I wanted to tell you that I remember I had a bowl at noon ."