Thieves are so strong these days (classic) _ Classic net Pick

The first time, I went to the night shift home, it is very late, I wash in the bathroom, suddenly heard a movement at the door. It was like someone had pried my lock at the door. ToI shouted: "Who, what?" "Who knows the thief at the door replied:" So late to sleep, what to do. There's no sound when you finish.. I was at a loss ...
The second time, I was resting at home during the day, when I was surfing the internet, I suddenly heard a voice coming from the kitchen, and I walked lightly to see it, it was a thief to pryMy burglar doors and windows. I took out a chopper and went over to him and said, "What are you going to do, I'll call the police if you don't go." The thief took his tools in no haste,then he threw a word to me: "You are sick, someone at home, make a sound!" I have been working for half a day in vain. Then he turned and walked away. I cry and laugh nothave to ...
The third time, I walked alone in the street, a 15, six-year-old boy dug my clothes pocket, I turned to him and said: "Children, what to dig." "Waste, of course it is money, "replied the child. I think he is a child, frighten him to say: "I have no money, you do not have to dig, or send you to the Public Security Bureau. The child glared at me and said: "You have no money, also fierce what fierce!" "After a huff to go, I was a momentary gas speechless!"
The fourth time, the bus felt itchy waist, as if the underwear belt broken like, but did not care, get off the car heard someone said: "What the hell!" BanknotesThe ticket is so strong, but also in the underwear, to the mall how to out? “
The fifth time, a trip back, just off the train, found the bag zipper was opened. Open a look, the information is still there. But there's a few more rows in the blank space.Stolen words: Such a beautiful bag, there is no money in it, you have no money to set what width? A waste of my feelings!
Not long ago, friends gave me a name le Lele puppy, this puppy pure white, but also special hygiene, never in the home anywhere, everyThe time is urgent, it will be in advance "barking" called on two, and then to me to prepare his tray in the urine, this saves a very cold trouble;in the morning of Sunday, I took Lele to the bank, in the bank's business hall just pick up the money, "barking ..." Lele suddenly shouted at me.. I know it's going to toilet again. Although this is not our own, but also to abide by social ethics Ah! Improvisation, hurriedly took out the newspaper that just bought on the newsstandfor Lele convenience. Lele wished to pull a happy. After that, I carefully wrapped this pile of waste into a paper bag, holding it in one hand,The hand is holding Lele to go out, ready to throw to the garbage cans in the street side. Just walked to the side of the road, only listen to "quack", a motorcycle brake stopat my side. In the moment I was speechless, sitting in the back seat of the guy wearing sunglasses grabbed my hands of the paper bag, accompanied by a strongthe motor roared and the motorbike sped away. I stood on the side of the road and didn't wake up to God. Vaguely heard a few passers-by who had just witnessed this scenewhispered: "This dude really bad luck, just out of the bank door let people rob ... You got tens of thousands of?