This century's most hilarious talk (haha )!!

In my freshman year, I joined the dormitory with the shift leader. A little more, he shouted, "What are you doing ?! All sat down for me !" At that time, I almost fell asleep. I was scared by him and woke up again. I fell asleep for a long time. The next day, everyone said that he was scared, and the shift leader was so embarrassed to say ......

When I teach, I still live in the dormitory (miserable ......), there was a new guy who talked about it at night and gave a complete explanation of a geometric proof question. At the end of the story, he asked: "Will it happen?"

When I went to college, I had a dream of English in the previous night. After a while, there was no movement. The lower bunk then said: "repeat again" about five minutes later, the upper bunk began to dream again. Cold!

When I was young, I was afraid of ghosts and slept with my brother. When I got up and went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I suddenly heard my brother say, "Lie down and sell you to Henan !" Scared me to talk to my brother for a few days.

When I sat up at night, I bit the words clearly and calmly said the following philosophical statement: "If a person's happiness is based on the suffering of others, this kind of happiness is more direct and exaggerated ...... "Then, I woke up, but the sentence was still clearly recorded in my mind, so I immediately found a pen and wrote down ......

I remember that one of my classmates (A Jun) and I took the next test in college. Just as we were about to be unable to support it, we suddenly shouted a Jun's name in bed, but we didn't see him talking. Just as we turned back, he shouted, "A Jun !" So Mr. A turned back and said, "What ?" Who knows he replied, "You are dumb !" If it weren't for him to go to bed, I guess he wouldn't have a chance to go to bed later (killed ). This later became the strongest dream of our grade.

During that time, one of my best brothers liked playing chess. One night he fell asleep and LP was reading books. Suddenly he laughed a few times and shouted, "General !" His LP knew that he was talking about his dream and did not reply to the interface: "That's my support !" The guy immediately said, "what will happen if I kill you ?" He LP: "Handsome guy ." Brother: "How can I sink your head ?" His LP: "I am going to the next level !" Brother: "Lao Tzu's car has been here for a long time. You still have the courage to play the game. You can't see the next P !" His LP: "Then you win..." My brother continued to sleep after a few clicks ......

One of the students is g Jun, and CS is playing a lot on weekdays. One night, his mother entered his room. When the light was turned on, she heard: "Ah! Who threw a bullet !!!"

When I was in high school, I suddenly got up in the middle of the night and said, "when the big tree goes down," and then I lay back with a bang. At that time, we were not even asleep, and he was scared to say.

When I was in college, I read a book at night, and the PP on the bunk suddenly yelled at the bed railing: "you kneel down for me !", When I was surprised, the opposite bunk shouted: "No, I'm not kneeling! I am an old man !!" Then, the sounds of silence, even cold, trembling, dare not go to WC (I was watching "an embroidered shoes"). What makes me angry most is that on the second day, both beautiful women said that I was an illusion of reading a book !!

A comrade shouted in the middle of the night: "Now !" I think it's AM.

When I went to bed, my classmate said, "fat aunt, come and have a braised steak with vegetables ."

The only time I remember my dream was when I dreamed that I had a fight with a dead enemy that night, And I thought out, "Let me die !!!" Then a head hammer on the cherry blossom road hits the guy's face in the dream... but I am sleeping on the wall !" So all the above-mentioned students woke up ......

When I was a freshman, the guy in the lower bunk went there and talked about his dream as a high-tech question. After half an hour, he almost beat him down. The most BT thing is that when he went to class the next day, he said that the old man's question seemed to have seen it ......

During college, the brothers in the opposite shop often talk about their dreams and sing. The most funny thing is that they suddenly sat up and said, "My wife! Play !" As a result, his brother on the top of the shop received a sentence in his sleep: "Okay !" Even a few of them laughed at cards ......

The person on the top of my shop said: "reading for the rise of China ".

When I was in college, a student in the same dormitory often shouted in the middle of the night, and every time others were stunned by him. Another classmate, who is fond of playing games and football, also often talks about what to say: "Look, I have scored a goal ~ ~ ~; Guan Yu takes three thousand ~ ~ ~"

In college, a big guy sang in a dream: "Your beautiful twist ......"

In other words, a person in our dormitory is very fond of sleeping! One night, I suddenly had no big worry. I was so ecstatic... and then I heard a bang at AM !! The whole dormitory woke up. In the past, he kicked down the bookcase on his feet and pressed his books. Then I heard him turn over and say, "You have a mental illness !" Everyone is speechless. Continue to sleep. He woke up at around 5 a.m.. First, he gave a "beep" and then shouted at who did it !! Everyone fainted !! I will never forget ......

During CS, I beat someone (for revenge ). One day, a person in their house told me that he said last night: "Where is Wang X ?? Let me stab him with a knife !!!" They are shocked .....

One night and a half reading a book, The mm in the opposite bed suddenly sat up and checked me for 10 seconds. Then she nodded and said, "Well, good ." I asked, "What are you doing ?" She snorted and fell asleep ......

When I was in college, I did not take an exam in international finance. I sat up at night and said, "Chinese education is a problem !"

A buddy in the same dormitory, with a one-day bunk bed with a broken baffle plate, said with fear before going to bed: "Will it not fall down at night ?" In the middle of the night, suddenly "throttling", the gentleman sat on the ground, wrapped in a quilt, said to himself: "Oh, it really fell ......"

Even the sister in the dormitory got up in the middle of the night and took a bite of dashboard. Then she said, "It's not good." Then she went on to Zzzzzz.

Suddenly woke up at the university night, and saw a shadow, standing in front of the old Three beds and shaking. Turn on the light! It's the old six in the dormitory next door. They touch the heads of our old three. The mouth is chanting: "melon is ripe, melon is ripe ". Then we will not forget to lock the door when we go to bed ......

In the middle of the night, a person suddenly shouted, "help", and another person returned: "Who calls help so late ?" Then the two went on to sleep.

When I went to school, I gritted my teeth in my sleep and said, "What are you looking for? Looking for death !"

My classmate was violent. After the molar was finished at midnight one day, he smiled and said, "I have not eaten human flesh in 500 ...... "I was afraid to go to bed all night.

My brother slept at my house at night and I was playing with my computer. He suddenly said: "In the dream, his urine will make his bed wet..." I did not care about him. When I was asleep, that was wet !!!

Even spread the soup on the bed of the same house, so, and even sleep together with the same house for a single bunk bed. She is fat. It's crowded ...... the next day, I woke up first, and she was squeezed like a face and pasted on the wall ...... tule ...... at this moment, I suddenly felt that my brain was hot !!! There is also a call sound .......!!! Fear of ing... it turned out to be her mouth facing my hair !! Mengyu: "beard... beard... beard ..., I have a long beard... really long... why can't I cut it... trouble... what should I do... "Cold ~ ~ ~!

Our dormitory boss, he first sang an inexplicable song, then called our class A name irrelevant to him, said: "Sorry! That's a coincidence !"

During my previous studies, I went to the upper bunk every night and made a mouse chew. When I graduated, I found that he only had half of his mat ......

In the middle of the night, a house older than me climbed onto my bed. At that time, I was reading the Ancient Dragon novel. I was shocked and asked her what I was excited about. She put her head on my shoulder in an infinitely charming manner and said, "Mom, I change my teeth ......"

We had a super-level Bt in our dormitory, and we had to learn it in the middle of the night. Later, when the other three of us moved out of the dormitory and lived with him, it would be difficult!