This joke is the most lethal in history ~~~~ ZT
On that day, I had a good friend who told me a joke and turned me into a hospital because of a stomachache. The doctor asked me why I laughed like this before giving me an operation. I told him the joke. I didn't expect him to laugh, but finally I threw a lot of white foam. The rescue was ineffective and he died.
I really didn't think so, but it happened. This is often the case. What we don't want to do is always happen. What we expect every day is not to happen. But once it happens, we have to bear the consequences. Actually, people who are living are willing to bear the consequences for what they don't want to happen. Actually, it's boring, I want to die when I think of it. How good is it? But I can't do it if I want to die, at least not for the moment, because the doctor's lover told me that I killed people by mistake.
The session was closed. The judge asked the prosecutor to give a brief description of the case. In fact, it was quite simple. That is, I told a joke. The doctor smiled and then laughed. In order to investigate and collect evidence, the judge asked me to tell the joke and the jury should determine whether the fact elements of the negligent homicide were met. Although I have learned the law, I have been a little worried. I am afraid that there will be "Consequences" after I tell this joke, so I will sum up all the personnel in the court, there are about 100 people in total, and a disclaimer contract is signed, that is, the effect of this joke is "not responsible ". The judge declared that the Court was closed and a day later the court session was held again, announcing that he accepted my opinion. So we signed the contract.
With legal support, I told the joke. But I did not expect that the whole court was boiling when I just finished talking about it. Some people knocked on the table with a smile, some people rolled on the ground, and some people burst into tears while laughing ...... In my opinion, I found that the old judge was still the old man, and the figure was not moving. He kept it steady and kept his eyes closed. I admire it at the time. You can see that the judges are different from the lawyers we serve.
Later, I knew that he was dead. On that day, all the people who heard my joke laughed.
So I instantly became a celebrity. A TV reporter interviewed me and asked me what joke I was talking about. I am very calm. I know that if I talk about it, it may constitute a public violation. In case of a social rights protection group that has nothing to do, I can't stand it anymore. So I spoke to the TV camera to the point that the reason is always lie, faith is always self-comfort. The reporter obviously didn't understand it, but I saw it. The girl reflected it quickly and couldn't let the audience see that she was stupid, didn't she? She even praised her, and then she squeezed out a few tears! In fact, why don't I know this is just a gimmick? I couldn't stand the tears of a woman, especially the beautiful ones. As a result, I took the lead and cooperated, saying that I would like to give her the exclusive reporting and publishing right of this joke.
After the program was broadcast, it aroused great repercussions throughout the country. Many viewers require replay. Unexpectedly, some mysterious plainclothes suddenly broke into my bedroom one night and dragged me to a dark room. After a long time, suddenly a bunch of strong light shines on my face. I barely opened my eyes and was shocked, because the person in front of me is currently the only one in the country that may be as well known as me.
The president apparently didn't want to talk to me much. He just told me about the purpose of capturing me. It was very simple. let me record this joke, then, they sent the message to the top of a rival Middle East country and laughed at him. I can't say this. This is political murder. More importantly, this is beyond the power of the President as the highest administrative leader. Without the approval of Congress, it is constitutional. The President grabbed my collar and picked me up. He shouted, "Do you believe in separation of three powers !"
I couldn't help it. At this moment, my mind was full of difficulties in the context of the first case of the constitution, and I agreed to his requirements. However, at the same time, I made a joke that my joke was a large-scale killer weapon, it cannot be targeted or used for civilians. The President agreed, so in that small room, I recorded the joke. I saw Mr. President smile. I knew that politicians were really nothing.
Sure enough, two weeks later, the President announced that he had mastered the key technology of my joke and tried it successfully in the desert area (713 dead prisoners were successfully killed with a smile .) This news caused an uproar across the world, and many countries were panic. Some other countries that once opposed our president stepped down from the government, and international military experts also named this phenomenon, it is called "smile deterrent ". Just as our president was proud, a country in the east suddenly announced that he had mastered the joke. Later, I realized that the guy who first told me the joke was dependent on the country. Therefore, we formed a "smile balance ".
April 1 years ago, on the day of the previous world's Fool's Day, what I had been worried about finally happened, A terrorist group in the Middle East does not know how to steal my joke technology. After hijacking our national TV station, the joke was broadcast to the whole country ......
Civilization has never been damaged before, and people no longer have confidence in the future. The United Nations had to hold the world's major heads of states, and finally made a major decision that led to the birth of one of the important symbols of the world: the future of April 1, set as a fool's day. In this way, people are wary of all things of that day. They all know that they are fake, and no one takes them seriously. The joke is no longer lethal, just like any other sentence that is not believed.
Over 60 years ago, I was in my 80 s. Before I leave this world, I want to tell you this joke as a witness to history. In fact, the joke that my friend told me that day was quite simple and very short, just like a sentence:
He said that he believes in love.
