Top 50 replies on the network

1. What is the last sentence of "unable to return to heaven?

Reply: face first, unable to return to the day. -Unfortunate little fairy

2. Landlord: If you exchange your ten-year life cycle for a desire, what would you choose?

Reply: I still have 10 years of service life

 

3. The landlord: Beautiful sister teaches you to cut long and thin cucumber slices (accompanied by cucumber soup)

Reply 1: cucumber is still easy to use
Reply 2: girls still use cucumbers like this
Reply 3: cucumber secondary exploitation ~
Reply 4: We look forward to LZ continuing to cut bananas, melons, etc...

4. The author published the world's shortest novel:
Night
Male: "Does it hurt ?"
Female: "Well !"
Male: "forget it ?"
Female: "No !"

 

Reply:
I. "below" A woman said to a man: come to my house. I'll give it to you.
2. The man in "treat guests" said to a woman: Can I invite you to dinner? A: No, change the day.

5. The landlord asked: I haven't reached my wife's ml for a few months. Today I did it and said I didn't feel it. What should I do?

 

Reply: Apparently, she fell in love with cucumber in the past two months.

 

6. The landlord asked: Would you like to ask your sisters whether to keep or discard the items left by BF and ex-girlfriends, such as the ring, necklace, and bracelet? It's really ...... Something expensive ...... Don't look at it, it's disturbing!

 

Reply: Are you still using his ex-boyfriend?

 

7. What is the real purpose of the Black condom?

 

Reply: The Black TT is indeed used when it is used with the black woman ml, But it turns off the light first and starts to scare the black woman. "Ah, you have dropped the color !"

 

8. Landlord: how many people have collected the first red of my girlfriend? Sign in.

 

Reply: I have no favorites. I only remember that everything happened in the flower bed that I thought was inconspicuous... As the saying goes: falling Red is not a heartless materialized spring mud to protect flowers...

 

9. Landlord: How did you vent your anger?

 

Reply: * first hand wet

10. What should I do if my wife is Miss?

Reply: If you want to live in a harmonious society, you have to go green.

11. Landlord: I cannot enter the old version of the space, but it has not been solved yet. Now, the new version of the space is like this, and the layout is messy. What's the problem? No one will solve it.

 

Reply: You can try to relax.

12. The landlord: Who knows what is the relationship between the Fairy and the cactus?

 

Reply: cucumber
Fairy cactus

 

13. Landlord: a problem that has depressed me for more than 20 years. Now, I enter a room where I can't see the sun, I cannot point out the southeast and northwest, while some other friends are almost completely normal. Why is there such a big difference? Why is this problem caused? Are there any solutions? We look forward to professional guidance.

 

Reply: some women may lack a sense of direction. After I had a girlfriend in the room, I pointed to the bed and said that you lie down, and she was lying on the bed.

14. Creative electric lamp combination

 

Reply: Well, the implication is profound. Modern People tend to indulge in the constant activities of plug-in and plug-in sockets, but forget that the original intention is to light up the lamp of love in their hearts.

15. The landlord asked me how to make my boyfriend hate me and take the initiative to break up with me. A method with a higher IQ.

 

Reply: put a small box under the bed and put some free money and a few eggs in it.

16. The landlord calls you through the cool and funny things.

 

Reply: I asked a person yesterday if Nanjing mayor is Jiang daqiao. I said no. He said, how can I see a billboard when I take a train over the river in Nanjing? Thank you!

17. What's the problem?

 

Reply: goalkeeper missing! The treatment method is to put a whistle, that is, to cause a strong sense of shame, but also to warn others, a week for a course of treatment, three courses can be recovered, serious illness may prolong a course of treatment.

18. Landlord: my girlfriend's salary is much higher than mine. Our future?

 

Reply: Don't be afraid. She is better at nightlife !!!

 

19. Landlord: What should I prepare for the winter?

 

Reply: I also need to prepare a large hole (at least large enough), but they are used for hiding and I am used for polishing.

20. Main poster YY: I have dug my ears! I suddenly felt itchy in my ears. I picked up my high-grade gold ear spoon and began to enjoy the pleasure of digging my ears. I had been digging for an hour without knowing it, and I had a big table, I was preparing to pack up for dinner. Suddenly, my ears were tight and a transparent yellow object was dropped. I took a closer look. This is not a yellow diamond! I quickly turned on my computer and opened my QQ. I rely on it. I don't need money to buy things in Q-zone. Hahaha ~~~ Envy!
Reply: Your girlfriend is lucky every month, right!

21. What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky ??

 

Reply: kiba-related

22. Landlord: Why are animals in estrus in spring?

 

Reply: Spring = three-person day

23. Lord: Why do some women like to wear exposed clothes?

 

Reply: theoretically, it is to accept more sunlight.
(Note: concealed)

 

24. What should I do if my dog likes cats?

 

Reply: from now on, it's no longer a joke!

25. The poster posted a photo: new guy. Do you think I'm handsome?

 

Reply: Good guy, I have a reason to live.

 

26. The landlord: Can I achieve this only when I am a mistress?

Reply: Sunday: if you have no money, do not do it. If you have money, do it ~

27. Landlord: when the old man is walking his dog, the dog owner is not allowed to approach the police.

 

Reply: The Sorrow of a person is not as good as a dog, but that he thinks he is much better than a dog!

 

28. Landlord: will it become Spider if I have been bitten by a spider?

 

Reply 1: Will a black man become a black man after a bite?
Reply 2: I have been attacked by Ray. Now it's the flash ~~~
Reply 3: a weak question... I was also hacked... Change Xiami to Shen dianxia

29. What I said when I saw a ghost .... The ghosts are speechless.
One night, when I got up and went to the bathroom, I saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~
Q: Are you a ghost?
GHOST: Enna
I: What is the QQ number?
GHOST :.....

 

Reply: One night, I got up and went to the bathroom. See a transparent theme with a left-and-Right flash ~
Q: Are you a ghost?
GHOST: Enna
I: Let me have a look.
GHOST :.....

30. Landlord: I want to open a mental hospital and call for eight words of advertisement words. I would like to express my sincere thanks for the selection. If you make money in the future, count your shares!

Reply 1: nationwide unified recruitment, wide-forward and strict.

Reply 2: Anyone who sends the moon land

31. Landlord: What is the name of the folder where A is put?

Reply 1: English Listening
Reply 2: Animal World-primitive instinct
Reply 3: I accidentally saw the movie theater on my boyfriend's computer. Haha
Reply 4: I remember a buddy named "joystick driver ".ProgramThat one is called Qiang!

32. Landlords: angry! You ignorant non-virgins, let me die!
Female, do you know what is the dirtiest thing in the world in your lover's heart?
This is the semen your ex-boyfriend has left in your body !! Even though it has already been cleaned up, it is a pity that the dirtiest thing has been stopped, stored, and visited happily in the most precious place of the boy's heart.

 

Reply: no semen is left for TT. BS does not like tt.

 

33. The landlord: the ugly girl friend, bringing out pressure and distress!

Reply: LZ, so do your girlfriend.

 

34. Lord: What do you do when you wake up at night and find that Beckham is lying around?

Reply: how is it possible? Who did I go to last night? It is clearly a female ~~~~~ Khan ~~~~~

35. Landlord: I am not a virgin, but I am not inferior to you.

Reply: What is that?
I can accept that you fight under the rogue body, and you do not want to bear the lust of other men.
What I want to say is that what a man cares about is not that layer of film. You women will never understand it.

36. The landlord said that I have a 100 reward!

 

Reply: I will not sell my soul for 100 points ~

 

37. Landlord: I want to change a DVD for the Chinese New Year. It is best to put a DVD and a VCD. Please give me some advice!

 

Reply 1: I want to change my mobile phone number for the Chinese New Year. It is best to make a phone call and send a text message. Please give me some advice!
Reply 2: I want to change my job for the Chinese New Year. It is best to work again and work again. Please give me some advice.

38. Landlord: I was shocked that my monthly salary was only a few hundred US dollars in the district. Someone really wanted to do it!

 

Reply: there was heavy rain yesterday. The wall of the mental hospital was out of repair for a long time and the rain collapsed. After the event, I found a person who escaped. I hope all parties can help me find it! PS: This person habitually treats US dollars as yen

 

39. The poster: Yesterday's PP was scolded for being scary. Today, I can play 8 videos .!!!
Reply: LZ, please. I saw you yesterday, and today I saw you again. It's been two days since I got hungry.

40. The landlord: I am a female. I want to send the photos I just took, art photos!

Reply: If you are confident enough, I want to belittle you-if girls are not well dressed, make up classes in time; if you are not confident, I would like to encourage you to take a look at it-there must be a probe.

41. Photo posts: My wife and I, hey .........
They all said that I laughed very much, y d. I must have been jealous of me.

Reply 1: It must be LZ's sister. The landlord is here yy. China's population has reached 1.30756 billion, with a ratio of and LZ among the six
Reply 2: Who can prove this is your LP? Unless you have evidence of what you do between husband and wife !!

42. Landlords:CommunityI don't have much education, do I?
I graduated from yangda with a bachelor's degree this year.
Licensed
Although not comparable to Tsinghua University, Peking University
But it is estimated that it is more than enough for you ~~~~

Reply: Alas, a scholar's certificate will be Nb. When I come up with my girl's certificate, the birth certificate will not scare you!

43. Landlord: What are the tricks for playing basketball?

Reply 1: I like the old man stroller most.
Reply 2: My trick is to have a ride... Ice, snow, naked, 360 degrees, flip, turn, 720 degrees, pick up, change, and kneel down, glass Slag
Reply 3: Eyes .........................

44. Poster: Sun Wukong is actually a female with a lot of evidence:
(1) Sun Wukong has a fixed identity, and never moles beautiful women.
② Sun Wukong has never been able to treat handsome guys, such as Erlang and Tang Seng. For the handsome guy, he played a few games.
...................

Reply 1: No wonder she doesn't want anything else when she goes down to the Dragon Palace to use weapons. At a glance, she looks at the smooth and smooth golden hoop. I have been puzzled all the time. After reading the analysis of Lou pig, I suddenly realized it ~
Reply 2: Wukong loves to wear a hupi superskirt, indicating that Wukong is not only a female, but also a sex worker.

 

45. Photo post: I used to see a post on the Internet saying that it was not very exciting to stand up the cola canister. Today I have nothing to worry about at home, but I have raised my eggs ~~

Reply 1: Well, don't let the eggs have a sleep, so what is your torment ~~~
Reply 2: animals and animals ..
Reply 3: You should hatch them
Reply 4: I suggest you change the title to "I have put up the eggs", and so on. Better results
Reply 5: by giving me a bottle of 502, I can stand the earth up

46. Lord: Men's betrayal is usually physical, while women are both spiritual and physical.

Reply: A long time ago, the Internet circulated such a sentence and never believed in the animals that had been bleeding for a week.

47. The landlord: since the "central set" is registered as a condom trademark, can the two sets be registered as a bra trademark?

Reply 1: The three sets in the center can be registered as the brand of the bikini !!!
Reply 2: ten sets of brand which can be applied for as glove or five-finger so
Reply 3: A normal person proposed that the underwear can be registered as "middle center"
Reply 4: zhuangyang medicine is called a Central Lift
Reply 5: not as good as package 2 milk

48. What do you do with such a big breast? Nnd, it cannot be written anymore! No one of you will stop me. I am going out here to smash the bulb billboard hanging on the side of the road!

Reply: Be a woman that cannot be grasped by men

49. Landlord: today, my father and I have slapped me. What is my conscience? Is it wrong to like Li Yuchun? Is it wrong to like a person? Is it wrong to protect her from harm? What about your conscience? Do you still have a conscience ?!

Reply: today, my son is praising Li Yuchun, And I am playing a slap in the face: Only you like Sister Furong.

50. Landlord: We had a relationship with each other just now. He promised me! Is his promise credible?

Reply: women must be able to withstand lies, be perfunctory, be deceived, forget their promises, and put everything down, in the end, I used a smile to disguise my tears. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than the man's broken mouth.