Top ten classical funny signatures of university BBS... -ZT

-No1: during the four years of college, I have always considered myself a talent, but I am wrong. I am not! I am a genius !!!

NO2: On January 1, September 28, 1949, I was arrested. On the first day, the enemy tortured me and I did not do anything. The next day, the enemy threw me with chili water, but I still did not do anything. On the third day, I recruited the enemy to use the beauty program. The fourth day, I still want to recruit, but the TMD is liberated!

NO3: I raised a "hair" in the rice I just played with chopsticks in the dining room window, and looked at the big master's face in the dining room for a while, and I felt so proud: hey, you don't have to spend any money for lunch. The guy next to the dish looked up and patted master's shoulder: "Liu, didn't I wash my hands when I urinate? "

No4: I threw the coin into the air-if the front is up, I will go to BBS; if the back is up, I will go to QQ; if the coin is up, I will go to study ~

No5: You: Every girl was an angel without tears. When she met a boy she liked, she shed tears. So the boy must not let down the girl, because the girl gave up the whole heaven for you!
Me: although I am not the one who turns you from an angel to a girl, I hope I am the one who turns you from a girl to a woman ~ (Khan ing)

No6: A dog went to the mountains to start a business. The farmer gave it a sickle and the carpenter gave it a hammer. When the dog suddenly met a tiger in the mountains, he was so scared that he quickly lifted the sickle and hammer. When the tiger saw it, he laughed and said, "Hey, look, it's still a party member! "

No7 ~ -_-!

No8: A: "What are you doing at Zhejiang University? "B:" mixed. "
A: "What kind of people do you want to become after you leave Zhejiang University? "B:" mixed. "

No9: tens of thousands of years later, a group of archaeological students found a fossil at a university site, but they could only determine which species the fossil was, after studying it carefully, the professor burst into tears and said, "students, this is the legendary 'dinosaur !!! "(Me ~)

No10: () Never let a virgin out of the campus !!