Turn: the strongest interview ever

1. Why did you apply for the job.

A: I used to be a lost donkey. Now I can find my organization.

2. How do you know we are hiring for this position?

A: A qualified employee must have the same sense of smell as a hunting dog in addition to his/her self-Signed body.

3. Why should we hire you?

A: I eat less and pull more.

4. What do you think is your biggest advantage?

A: I am as hard as a donkey, as a bee, and as loyal as a hunting dog.

5. What do you think is your biggest weakness?

A: I am an idiot except for work.

6. What is your favorite college course?

A: Animal Husbandry and fart learning. Animal husbandry helps me understand what productivity is and what productivity is, which has benefited me a lot.

7. What can you bring to our company?

A: The exemplary role makes all employees feel that they are the happiest people in the world-envy all over the world.

8. What do you expect from your salary?

A: I am a dairy, eat grass, and squeeze out milk.

9. In addition to salary, what benefits attract you most?

A: overtime! Who are you talking about!

10. What do you think of overtime?

A: working overtime can prolong life. Working overtime is good for your health. If you don't work overtime, you can vomit and feel dizzy and cramps. Working Overtime can help you lose weight (beauty). Working Overtime can relieve traffic pressure, overtime is conducive to family planning (for World Peace ).

11. How do you win customers?

A: A. His mouth can be regarded as gold. B. His face is as thick as a wall. C. His heart is as dark as a pot. D. His hand is as spicy as mustard.

12. What do you think of loyalty?

A: I am a dog of my boss. I am at the door of the company. I want to bite anyone and just a few bites.

13. What is your sentence most likely?

A: never treat yourself as an employee!

14. What do you know about our company?

A: basically perfect, but there is a small flaw in management: I used to pretend to be a salesman of your company and earned tens of thousands of yuan. No one can find it.

15. What is your motto?

A: Only workaholics can survive.

16. What do you think about reporting to your young boss?

A: That is my blessing. I belong to my grandchildren. They are small and can grow in many generations.

17. Can you do a better job in the past?

A: Of course. Because I have been challenging myself, I used to work fourteen hours a day. Now my goal is to work eighteen hours a day.

18. In general, What qualities do you think a qualified employee should possess?

A: The Spirit and patience like a donkey, the smell and loyalty like a dog, the enterprising spirit like a wolf, and the appetite like a snail bait.

19. What is your health condition? Is there any disease?

A: It depends on who it is. It is better than a zombie, and it may be a little worse than a dinosaur. None of the other problems are found-I am afraid to ask: isn't my workaholic a disease?

20. As the subject, please give us a score.

Answer: (SHY): You have fallen into the wild. You have fallen into the state of the city, the fragrance of the city is better than the elegant charm of the wind than the mink Chan, the difference is that the turning rate is too high, it is easy to cause traffic risks. (