Two cold jokes in the workplace

Workplace Jokes One

Company leaders listen to the company staff small B said small x dry very uncomfortable, the feeling of wanting to walk. The leader is not happy with the small x, the benefits of less to his consideration, the bonus less to point, do not give a good face to see. The results of small x really upset, really resigned. The leader sighed: "Fortunately Lao Tzu material things first, less send you point bonus, Lao Tzu If more hair is not lost."

Workplace Joke II

Leadership A has some team members, of course, the ability to have a strong weak, but due to the company system and other reasons, the level of wages and benefits, and then the strongest member walked, a period of time has gone to a strong, so slowly think that the unfair of the strong are gone, leading a think: "Why my men have gone?" is the salary and welfare not good enough? "so leader a gives the remaining members a raise of 50% (of course this is fictitious).

Two cold jokes in the workplace