[Viewpoint] [humorous net text] 10 years old, 20 years old, 30 years old

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Discuss girls at the age of 10


At the age of 20, I love a charming woman who is older than myself.

Thirty-year-olds like pretty girls in their early twenties, and even younger girls ........


Listen carefully to others and believe that it was at the age of ten.

I don't really listen, I don't believe it's 20 years old.

I can listen carefully and believe it clearly, but pretend to believe that I am thirty years old.


A puppy is your best friend of ten years old.

A beautiful girl is the friend you want most at the age of 20.

Stocks, bank deposits, land, and house ownership are your most trusted friends at the age of thirty (this is the last thing women of the same age seem to have done better than men ).


Ten years old: no matter what you do, you will be happy to walk into the cinema.

20 years old: carefully selected films and queued up early (preferably accompanied by a girlfriend ). If you cannot buy a ticket, you 'd rather not read it than trade it with scalpers.

Thirty-year-old: I just want to stay at home and watch the video. Even when I went to the cinema, I would just show up. If the tickets were sold out, I would search for them, "Where is scalpers ?"


When the title of the film "sang the national anthem", it was 10 years old with a chorus.

But quietly listening to the sound speakers in the theater singing the national anthem is at the age of 20.

Smoking and chatting in the lounge, and waiting for the title to "sing the national anthem" to end and try again at the age of thirty.


Ten years old, you exercise for fun.

Exercise at the age of 20 is a kind of relief.

At the age of thirty, I usually exercise for weight loss.


Ten years old: Happy cycling.

20: Crazy cross-country locomotive.

Thirty years old: a stable four-wheeled car.


At the age of ten, your height is far less nutritious than that of your uncle and uncle .....

At the age of twenty, you are far higher than your uncle and uncle ......

I am not willing to look at nutrition much better than your old generation of ten-year-olds (or they call you uncle or uncle, one by one, older than you when you were ten years old or even now, it's at the age of thirty .........


You are not allowed to spend the night out when you are 10 years old.

At the age of 20, I set up a tent to enjoy the fun of camping in the wild.

Thirty years old, of course, is the best to live in the house, also need to find a refrigerator TV and air-conditioned high-level hotel during the night.


When I was 10 years old, I bought stationery toys for myself ......

I am 20 years old. I want to buy a flower card for my girlfriend ......

I am thirty years old. I want to buy milk diapers for my children ......


Ten years old: Believe in the teacher's truth.

20: believe in the truth that you agree.

Thirty years old: We don't believe in the existence of absolute truth.


If you are 10 years old or 20 years old, you will be evaluated based on your score card and your school.

At the age of thirty, people decide whether you have any interest based on the company you serve and your salary.


Flat the enemy with a fist at the age of 10.

At the age of twenty, he tried to convince the enemy.

Try not to create enemies for yourself at the age of thirty. In case of an enemy.


When I was ten years old, I wanted to be a great man in history ...............

20: I just want to be myself ......................

Thirty years old: No matter what it is, as long as it is a rich man ..............


When I was 10 years old, there was a model awards framed on the wall.

At the age of 20, I decided to change my personal photos with good looks.

At the age of thirty, I changed it to a stock price chart.


When I was ten years old, under the glass mat of my desk, I pressed the words "There are people with lofty ideals." Even though you still don't quite understand this sentence!

At the age of twenty, "It's not just a river trip, but a hard trip forward." At this moment, you certainly know why this sentence is pressed!

At the age of thirty, I don't stress anything anymore. No matter what the motto is, it doesn't inspire you any more. You know, you can't do it yourself .......


Write a diary when I was 10 years old.

At the age of 20, I wrote a diary to record my thoughts, behaviors, and feelings.

When I was thirty years old, I got to know what kind of diary I had to write.


It was ten years old to receive a letter.

The reply time is determined based on the closeness and precedence (of course, the first priority is to reply to the girl's letter), which is at the age of 20.

I don't want to write a letter. (Of course, this letter is rarely received ). Occasionally, when I receive a letter, I will wait for three or two months and finally find out the address book to replace the reply by phone. It is at the age of thirty.


Ten years old, you are well-behaved ........

When you are 20 years old, you say "F" at the beginning of the English "three character classics "........

At the age of thirty, you scold "dry" and "three character classics ".........


When I was 10 years old, I had to wear a strong tailong student uniform that my mother had bought.

I love to wear big stone jeans I bought when I was 20 years old.

At the age of thirty, it was strange not to wear a high-end dress with the "animal" logo ......


Ten years old: It's boring to watch adults smoke.

20 years old: How can I be an adult without smoking.

Thirty years old: smoking addiction, but receive too much information about smoking and cancer, wandering between smoking and quit smoking ....


When I was 10 years old, I had a lot of fun (because it was sweet ).

Drink Coca-Cola at the age of 20 (because it is fashionable ).

Drinking mineral water and fiber drinks at the age of thirty (for every sake of your own health ).


Ten years old: no love affair.

20 years old: I don't believe that this affair will happen to myself (in case of being drunk, I burst into tears .)

Thirty years old: I have joined another girl before she fell in love ......


At the age of 10, I hope I can quickly become 20 years old.

At the age of twenty, I hope that I will be able to have a successful 30-year-old.

Thirty years old, alas, no matter how you were there at that time, the thought of life actually disappears for more than half, all hope to start from ten years old.



Ten-year-old children cannot understand.

Young people in their twenties may be ridiculous.

A thirty-year-old man, no matter what he wrote above (or even one does not apply to him), should think about it and smile at it. What about you ??

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