Watermelon is round

Watermelon is round

Author: Kong Qingdong (from <readers> 2004.1)
Mr. Zhang zhengzheng, master of the academic field of Dulong wangzun, unfortunately died. His disciples summarized his brilliant achievements in his life as follows:
I. When I was born in March, I would cry and have a bitter and bitter life.

　　
2. I have never been to a kindergarten, and I have learned from myself. When I was 12 years old, I was directly promoted to the first grade of primary school.

3. for 12 years in primary and secondary schools, I have never received any rewards or punishments, and I have never been consorted to any rank or idle job. I have never jumped to grade or degraded, and my scores in all subjects have always been higher than 60 but below 70 points, just like the wonderful world between "material and material" in Chuang Tzu, the young man is also ambitious.

4. During the university, I wrote the 876-character (excluding spaces) debut "on watermelon is a circle", which won the attention of Master Hu tuchong, a senior scholar in the academic field, admission is a master's degree.

5. During the Master's degree, I studied hard and explored the new path. I wrote my 1752-character master's thesis, "watermelon is a circle", which is a sensation in the academic world. It is hailed as a solid and impeccable word. The thesis defense committee strongly hopes that he will continue his further studies during his doctoral studies.

Six or three years later, I wrote a 3504-character excellent doctoral thesis, "the study of watermelon is a circle", which won the praise of public opinions at home and abroad, and was hailed as a scholar model with a steady and rigorous style of study. I stayed at the school to teach. After March, I was hired as a professor and later as a doctoral master's tutor in January.

Seven or five years later, the author published the masterpiece "watermelon is a circle", built on the roof, detailed information, cited more than 10 thousand books and papers, and collected more than 1000 appendixes of circular watermelon photos around the world, A great deal of work. He has been translated into 88 texts and has won the National Excellent Book Award, the Royal Encyclopedia of Great Britain Book Award, the Japanese big East Asian Cultural Development Award and the United Nations century civilization award.

8. When I was 40 years old, I applied for a huge amount of domestic and foreign funds to create a "Circular watermelon Research Center". I had prepared 108 people and took the role of Director in person. There are five research groups and two affiliated research institutes. He published a professional monthly magazine named "Top melon" and regularly held international academic seminars. He trained a doctor, an enhanced camp, a master's degree, an integrated division, and a bachelor's degree and a army.

9. At the age of 45, Volume One hundred of circular watermelon Research Series was published. Beautifully decorated, comfortable to feel, flexible, breathable, and designated as a level-1 diplomatic gift by the concierge. He has also become a successful person in the industrial and commercial circles, a majority of newly-married couples, and a variety of entertainment and leisure places.

At the age of 10 and 50, she was married to Miss Li meigua, a 36-Year-Old doctoral student with repeated care from her superiors and strong interference from friends and family members, he personally guided his doctoral thesis "Why is watermelon so round".

11. from 50 ~ At the age of 60, he successively published 10 brilliant masterpieces of the history of yongting: "Why is watermelon a circle", "how to discover that watermelon is a circle", and "the mysteries of watermelon circle and cucumber length". watermelon can only be round, watermelon is not round, watermelon is round, and watermelon is not round. "A successful watermelon" and "a wonderful melon". In addition, there is also an old poetry set "to know whether the circle is good or not, when the melon is broken", and a music disc will be given along with the book.

Twelve, 60-year-old birthday and the day when all disciples gathered together, the academic community beat Professor Ma Wen and so on, and sent a box of square watermelons, 6 pyramid-shaped watermelons, and 12 golden hoop-shaped watermelons, and 24 big-pie-shaped watermelons. As soon as Mr. Zhang saw him, he shouted the demon, and burst into blood. His round brain broke on the spot and died. It is: the first step in a lifetime, the reorganization of the melon fragrance to be born later.