What if the toilet is too cold in winter?

Original article: http://topic.csdn.net/t/20050113/21/3724002.html

 

In winter, the irea stool is really a big problem. I have to worry about the water in the toilet. Isn't it so uncomfortable if it is splashed onto my ass? I have already studied this issue in the spirit of seeking truth from facts. I will not go into details here. However, I found another problem. It's cool this day. It's so cool that the toilet seat is really tnnd's frozen ass. It's so cool to sit up with your ass.
In order to solve this problem, I also stood at the height of N representatives in the spirit of seeking truth from facts and kept pace with the times. I had a deep dive into what I had occasionally gained and shared:


1. disadvantage: This method has two methods: ①. Use a hair dryer to increase the temperature of your ass to 70 ~ Wait for 80C, and then sit down on the toilet seat. At this time, you will feel that the toilet seat is not frozen at all, but shows that it has never been cooler; ②, use ice to keep rubbing your ass, let the ass temperature drop to around 0C, and then sit up again, then you will think, what happened to this toilet seat cushion today, it is so warm, really caring ~

2. Same way: in fact, this method is a little the same as the method of making profits. Yes. According to the theory of junior high school physics textbooks issued by the Ministry of Education of the People's Republic of China, it is equivalent to Hot Transfer to change the internal energy of objects. With theoretical guidance, it is much easier to start things. We can do our work on the toilet pad, that is, to shoot it, or to rub it with a certain part of the body, so that it can increase its internal energy, we can also use a lighter to bake it, or you can unload it and put it in a pot for cooking. According to the theory of junior high school physics textbooks issued by the Ministry of Education of the People's Republic of China, an increase in the internal energy of an object will inevitably lead to an increase in the temperature. So when we sit up, we will feel that it is not frozen, but warm, ah, great!

3. knife-based murder method: Also known as the hip Heat pad method. you can say that an iron buddy first sat down on the toilet seat cushion and used his temperature to increase the temperature of the toilet seat cushion so as not to freeze himself.

4. How to raise a dog to heaven: Take a big ladder and put it on the top of the toilet. Don't say anything about the rest. Just climb to the ladder. It should be pointed out that you should be careful not to hit the flies in the toilet and be caring!

5. To stay away: Go to the public restroom.

6. the best way: Take a container, bowl, basin, and so on. Put it on the ground, pull the stool inside, and then pour it into the toilet, this avoids contact with the front of the toilet seat.

7. the overwhelming competition: This method is difficult to implement, that is, it never stops defecation. When the stool is not available, it will go big again. At this time, you will not care how cold the toilet seat is, thanks to the ability to pull it out in time, hoho is the legendary method.

8. Pay-as-you-go method: It is very simple, that is, the source of raw materials for defecation is broken without eating.

9. The Long way to come: It's not easy, it's not easy at all. save all the stools and wait until the summer arrives for clearance. In summer, when the season is different, you will feel the toilet seat cushion is different and cool. Westbrook !~ However, this method requires high endurance and perseverance.

10. this method is actually a bit the same as the overwhelming method. The specific operation is like this. It is a bitter and bitter way to lick it before sitting on the toilet seat cushion, shift your attention to the feeling of your tongue. In this way, the feeling of what happened on your ass is not that strong.