What Should programmers do with the classic "code" written by a girl?

This is a funny story that has been widely spread on the Internet. Program Code . As a programmer, we claim to be a high-income group. Is it true that everyone is so comfortable? We often covet computers. The other half of us, have you found it? How do you deal with the following seemingly joke, which is actually a very real problem?

Result love (Boy, girl)
{
If (Boy. Having a room () and boy. Having a car ())
{
Boy.Set(Nothing );
ReturnGirl. Marry (boy );
}
If (Girl. Willing to wait ())
{
While ( ! (Boy. Make Money >   100 , 000 And girl. Feelings >   8 ))
{
For (Day = 1 ; Day <= 365 ; Day ++ )
{
If (Day = Valentine's Day)
If (Boy. givegirl (Rose ))
Girl. Feelings ++ ;
Else
Girl. Feelings -- ;
If (Day = Girl. Birthday)
If (Boy. givegirl (Rose ))
{
Girl. Feelings++;
Else
Girl. Feelings--;
Boy. Desperately making money ();
}
}
If (Boy. Having a room () and boy. Having a car ())
{
Boy.Set(Nothing );
ReturnGirl. Marry (boy );
}
Age ++ ;
Girl. Feelings -- ;
}
Return Girl. Goto (Another_boy );
}