When the doctor saw a record incident over the years

Story. 1
One day at noon, Summer, it was too hot TMD. After lunch, I was lying in bed in the duty room and planning to go to bed. Then I heard a middle-aged male moaning outside. I want to have a patient. I can't take a nap. A woman just needs to cut the door of the clinic.
In a hurry, I was shocked when I opened the door. This female is pretty long. She is about 30 years old and wears a nightgown (with a sling skirt). She is not talking about things and looks pretty transparent (no NK is worn ). Standing behind him is a bald middle-aged man with a painful face and pajamas, covering his hands.
I am in a hurry to ask why, the female suddenly blushes, the man said the following is hurt. When I saw a male's sleep pants were not used with blood, it was probably not a knife injury or something like that. Then I asked how to solve the problem. The man left me alone and said, "He hurt me when I was with xxoo?
Me: What? Xxoo hurt?
FEMALE: Yes.
Me: how can this problem be hurt?
Female: I don't know ......
Then I took them to the treatment room, and the man took off his pants. I put my glove on the YJ, and then I saw a skin defect of less than 1cm under the gully. The wound edge was not neat and obviously not cut, yes, but not much bleeding. It's no wonder that this girl is too tired. Can a man survive? But in this hot weather, alas-I am also hard.
Me: how much effort you have made, and you have torn it apart.
At this time, the man is released.
Male: No, I got it from the storm.
Me :......
Me: This is a suture. the peripheral nerves are rich and painful.
Male: Doctor, don't you take the anesthetic?
Me: I also take a anesthetic and a stitch. It hurts a lot anyway.
Male: Forget it. Just stitch it.
Next, unpack, disinfect, change gloves, spread the towel, and hold the needle in the needle ............
Then I heard a terrible scream (SORRY, I can only describe it here). After completing the suture, I wrapped the bandage around it. Then the problem came, when YJ is not hard, it is natural to drop, and it cannot be kept in the standing position. I need this position, so I have to find a paper cup, remove the bottom, and set it. You can think about this picture ......

This case tells us that chrysanthemums are not violent. They must be violent. One is hard enough, and the other is lubricated.

Story. 2
One day, in the morning, an old man took her granddaughter and said she had a stomachache.
Me: How old is it?
Granddaughter: 14
Me: How long has it been
Granddaughter: several hours
Me: Lie down. Let me see.
Then this little girl is fat and has a round stomach, but it is not the fat circle. I'm surprised. the stethoscope listens. Sorry, I'm shocked again. Fetal Heart (medical term, is the heartbeat sound of the fetus.
Me: Grandpa, your granddaughter is pregnant.
Uncle: What? How do you become a doctor? Don't blow your mouth up. My granddaughter is only 14 ......
Since then, my personal attacks and abuse have been sustained for more than 10 minutes.
Me: Don't worry. No, check a urine pregnancy test first.
Grandpa: Well, if it wasn't for me to kill you (UNCLE)
Me: Check your urine in the bathroom first.

Then the two left. I took a sigh of relief.
In about a few minutes, the cleaning staff rushed into my office: Dr X. It's not good. A girl gave birth to a baby toilet.
Me :( × &...... & % ￥ ...... % ...... &

Story. 3
At midnight of a certain day, the ambulance bells were set up in a daemon.
Then I saw 120 doctors open the rear door of the car, and it was very laborious to lift people down from the car. I was thinking about how fat, so I had to say so, hurry and help.
Sorry, I was shocked again. I found that two people were on a stretcher, a man and a woman. The man was at the bottom of the top and did not wear trousers.
It was hard to move the two men to the rescue bed, and vital signs were detected to be normal. Just breathe a sigh of relief, at least it's okay now.
Me: What are you doing?
Male: Sorry, Doctor. We are at xxoo.
Me: xxoo ?! Sorry, are you planning to continue here?
Male: No, Doctor. We have xxoo in the woods on the mountains. Then, her P shares don't know what's getting stabbed. Then I found out that I got stabbed ............
I ............
Then I took a look at the probe. I had a hard time, and I had nothing to worry about, what I love, what I do, and what I do. In front of the live broadcast, all of them were clouds and clouds.
It is estimated that the female YD is paralyzed, and the tension is increased, so the male is paralyzed, and then let the nurse tie the liquid, calm, muscle pine
After a great deal of effort, I finally got out, and then the man gave me a complete collapse.

Doctor, I am really sorry. Tt is here.
Me :( × &(&...... &...... % ...... &...... %

This case tells us that the field can be used. I have no objection, but it is quite interesting, but first, evaluate the surrounding environment.

Story. 4
On a winter morning, I got up and wrote shift records because of my night shift. Then I saw three people passing by in front of my office, but they passed by in a strange way, this is a game we often play when we were young. They used to play train.
They are surprised. They have a discount. An elderly man has a probe: Doctor, is it here to see a doctor in the emergency department?
Me: Well, what's wrong with you?
Elderly male: Not me, but my son. Then go back and hurry in.
I'm sorry again, but I'm shocked again.
I saw an old man in front, an old lady in the back, a 30 + male in the middle, then the old man and the old lady holding a bed sheet, the sheets passed between the male legs, then the old man and the old lady walked down the man's bed sheet.
I am very surprised to ask: What is going on?
Male: Doctor, I am hurt (extremely painful expression)
Me: Don't worry. Sit down and talk slowly
Male: You just need to sit down. I 'd better stand.
Me: Oh, let's talk about the injury.
Male: it hurt me, so I got close to my work and climbed over the wall. After sliding, I rode on the wall. It hurt, but it didn't matter. I found my swelling in the past night.
Me: Oh, let's take a look.
You guys, when I saw it, I only felt a tight chrysanthemum, and it hurt me.
I only saw a red volleyball ball between his legs.
It's not an exaggeration. It's volleyball. The vascular distribution above is exceptionally clear.
I touched it with my fingers, and it was a terrible cry.
Me: Little X, please consult urologic, × &............ % ...... % & ×
Then we have a medical diagnosis called
Cross-ride Injury

This case tells us that people need to mature and old people do things.

Story. 5
Common Diseases in the emergency department, suicide, and drinking Pesticides ~ Of course, I did not see the emergency medical department that I was in at that time.

1. trump card killer PQ
Once a legendary 17-year-old boy was rescued, working, quarreling with his mother and dad.
It is reasonable to say that it is colorless, tasteless, and highly toxic. However, afterwards, he told us, "Oh, a lie. Once I drink it, I will go through the river and vomit immediately!
Facts have proved that this spit saved him and it was also very timely to the hospital. About half an hour later, the mud was immediately filled with water to wash his stomach (because Cori did not prepare white clay, the Director personally went to the green belt to dig some soil ).

It's really a poison of the PQ. He accidentally spilled something from his stomach to the back of a nurse MM's foot. In summer, his skin immediately changed color =

Then there was a month-long flow of blood, during which there were many mental symptoms. It was common to say "oh" to doctors, nurses, and spit out water, but everyone sympathized with him and his father and mother.

Finally, the child was awake. We asked him why he drank so many poisonous pesticides. Why did he die at a young age? He said: the TMD pesticide dealer killed Lao Tzu !! When I bought it, he said it was no poison or no poison, so it was just a good drug !! The first thing I need to do when I leave the hospital is to pick him up!

Story.6
After lunch one day, I was waiting for the first-aid car warning bell.
A young woman was sent to the rescue room, but she had been repeating the four words: I want to B
Then the whole rescue room kept responding: I want B, I want B, And I want B ............
The guy standing next to him asked him about his husband, but said he was dizzy.
The first reaction was carbon monoxide poisoning, but in the autumn, there was no stove in the house, and it was natural gas. Why? Drug abuse?
After asking for a long time, the male only said that the female had steamed bread at noon.
Then the girl began to tear her clothes and hurry to calm down.
In the end, I told you that yesterday the man saw someone selling the fire tray, which is said to have the power of energy saving.
I thought it was broken, natural gas was not fully burned, and carbon monoxide was poisoned.
Immediate Hyperbaric Oxygen

When she came back, she was awake, but she could only describe it with "no clothes". Then she gave me a "ambiguous" sentence: Doctor, I didn't mean that.
My medical staff was on the spot.

This case tells us that gas should also be formed when natural gas is not fully burned. Junior high school chemistry should learn well.

Story. 7
It was an emergency. It was very late some night. I sat down and dozed off while the teacher was watching.

Then a man came in his 40 s and sat down in front of us with a calm face. He said, "Doctor, I am seeing a doctor.

The teacher asked him: Where are you not feeling well?

Patient: I have JJ pain. (I woke up when I fell asleep ~)

Then he took off his pants and the teacher checked him.

Then ~~~ The teacher pulled a 40-plus-centimeter fishing wire from his urethra ......

This story tells us that the pursuit of strange pleasure is subject to a price ~ In addition, I have been wondering how the patient can walk along with such a calm expression, and calmly say the words I want to see a doctor ...... Cool ~

Story. 8
There was a 19-year-old girl, who was working as a migrant and had a quarrel with her boyfriend.
In the township health center, my stomach has been washed, but it may be improperly operated. I even put all the spit on my back. As a result, I was burned to the back of my soup.

At the time of delivery, the person was okay, and the whole back was terrible. The whole back was purple red, big and small bubble, the big 10 centimeters in diameter, and the small one also had a string. My 13-year-old doctor said: small X, do you think it looks like a red bean pudding? At that time, I really beat him one hundred times.

I helped her extract the liquid from the bubble and apply the medicine. Every day, I had to do it for an hour and a half twice, and every time I got the crash.

Later, I found out that she was pregnant. About 40 days ago, we advised her to leave the hospital and let her stream her children. The rate of deformity was too high because of the huge amount of poison and detoxification.

As a result, the little girl looked at us affectionately and calmly: this child belongs to me and me. We love her or him. This is our own child. You don't have to worry about it anymore ~
My mother had to hurt me, and her boyfriend looked at her with tenderness...

Isn't all the children being poisoned by TV series so deeply!

Story. 9
That was the time when I had my internship many years ago.
A young man, Sy, was disturbed by his family at night and was shocked. As a result, he tried to suppress the fear of seeing his family. Then... Broken (the skin is not broken, and the inside is broken)
I dare not say the result. It hurts until midnight and it is swollen. I told my family that it was sent by my family.
At that time, several men on duty were excited and rushed to tell me... (Internal report)

This story tells us not to disturb others, Sy...

Story. 10
On the evening of the last day, the ambulance made a great noise (why is it an ambulance? I am dealing with it every day)
After arriving at the rescue room, I met a female. She was about 30 years old and accompanied by her husband. I saw this girl in a red face, with a wide eye, not to ask,
The health check is stable and relieved.
Q: Why?
Husband: She has taken some medicine
Me: What kind of medicine?
Husband: mengyao
Me: What kind of medicine?
Husband: brave and fierce. It was bought by the roadside Husband and Wife supplies store. It was originally said that the work was done at night. She took two tablets and waited for a while and then took two more. It still didn't work, then I ate a board and it was like this.
Me: What about the pharmaceutical box?
Husband: Give, this is
I took over the details: No manufacturers, no ingredients, only simple instructions on the use of drugs, printed with a blue hair, clothing exposure of foreign women hot-blooded youth, the book: fierce medicine
I am surprised. It is estimated that this drug contains a mental drug, which leads to the illusion of the patient. when I arrive at the patient's side, I plan to carefully check the pupil. Suddenly, suddenly, I am not careful, and I will be held by a bear of that girl, then I remember a hot kiss on my face.
My medical staff and her husband are on the spot.
At this time, the girl was screaming. You can imagine the scene at that time.

Wash the stomach, fluid, diuretic, and diarrhea immediately

The female is awake the next day.
Me: How is it?
Female: Thank you, doctor.
Me: dare not take any medicine
Female: I will not eat so much next time
Me: Do not eat in the future, (× &...... × &...... % &......
This case tells us that there is no such thing as ** in the world. A flour film from an unscrupulous profiteer is a flash, and some magic agents are used when the film is vicious.
Medicine is not messy

Story. 11
I have also seen an old man who swallowed up suicide, but he swallowed it .. A gold necklace...

I said, Ye, are you reading too many old novels! Can this bonus be killed now!
The film said that it was already in the intestines, and there was no way to obtain the gastroscope. Then it simply poured some sesame oil and then pulled it out smoothly.
If it is not smooth, you must open a knife. If the suicide medical insurance is not reimbursed, you are all at your own risk. It is estimated that the Lord will have to die again.

This teaches us that it is too costly to stop playing Suicide games!
Not to mention that most of the people who commit suicide want to scare the people around them, but they really want to die. Many people do not want to die after half of the rescue efforts.
The last thing is the cost of the medical service to be rescued.

Story. 12
Real news from Zhejiang Metropolis express a few days ago.

A male and a female take a taxi on the side of the road. Because it is a peak period, it is difficult to hit, so the male ran to the opposite side of the road to let the female stay in the same place. The man finally got a taxi across the road and said hello to the girl. The woman encountered an accident when passing through the green belt in the middle of the road. The green belt in the middle of the road is in the form of a flower pool, which is more than 10 centimeters higher than the outside. When the girl crossed the fence from the green belt, because of the large internal and external gaps, I accidentally step on the outside and sat down involuntarily. This is the day of August. girls wear skirts, and the green belt fence is the kind of wooden top with a tip. They sat on the top, and at that time the blood was flowing down. Boyfriend immediately ran to the hospital with a taxi. In the hospital emergency room, the blood was flowing down the leg. Some of the big girls who swept the floor also said whether it was a small product or not. How much blood is there. Later, after hearing a complaint from her boyfriend to the doctor, she said that she had suffered a pain for the girl. Finally, she joined the emergency department with the Obstetrics and Gynecology doctor to carry out the hemostatic suture.
This news tells female that during summer, especially when wearing high heels, do not wear green belts or fences. This is really dangerous.

Story. 13
At night of the last day, the ambulance was a masterpiece (I really don't want to code these words, but how can I start it)
A female, about 30, with a red dress, accompanied by a man. The female's name is a fallen Wild Goose, which is called a closed moon shame.
Check immediately. The blood pressure is 80/60 mmHg, And there is hemorrhagic shock.
Rehydration, Blood Routine check, blood type crossover
Check it and it will hurt the Yin department.
Use the yarn pad to compress and feel distressed: Who is the best girl.
Me: how can this problem be solved?
Female: My husband stabbed me with a knife.
I glared at the man: Xiao X. Please call the police.
The man glared at him when he saw him: Doctor, not me. I am not his husband. Please call the police.
Me: The patient is seriously ill and has a high life risk.
Then consult Obstetrics and Gynecology, urologic, and general surgery

Rescue, I saw a man with a strong wine, his arm rushed in with a sharp edge, jumped onto his desk
Drunk male: You TMD stopped, who dared to save her, and who I followed.
I thought the Lord was here, and I immediately scolded you.
Drunk man, my foot lingbo rushed up, and my medical staff and security guards moved them to uniform.
Here, the relationship should be clear.
Later, the female YD was connected to the rectum, YD was connected to the bladder, and there was a ** sharp injury. It is estimated that after the knife is stabbed in, it turns around two times. Alas, sorry.

This case tells us that we respect your other half. If we don't love us, we don't love us. Tell him or her that impulse is the devil. Do not break the law at any time. Do not drink alcohol when you are angry.

Story. 14
The Orthopedic director is a person who likes to use "cut you **" to threaten small patients, and has tried and tested. It is said that one day a small patient with a radius fracture will be examined by the director, but the child patient will not be able to cooperate with each other, "I cut your ox!", the voice declined. The mother of the patient, who kept standing at the side of the silence, stabbed the Director with his finger, she said shyly, "it's because you are afraid of cutting her ox, so it's not long ". Director ....

Story. 15
On a weekend morning, a middle-aged man leads a teenager to the clinic.
Middle-aged male: Doctor, is the doctor here?
Me: Yes, you are not comfortable
Middle-aged male: Not me, but my son
Then the middle-aged man slapped the teenager's head: Tell the Doctor!
Me: Don't beat a child. How uncomfortable? Tell your brother?
Teenager: I cannot take things on DD.
Me :......
Me: Let's take a look.
I saw a bearing at the bottom of the gully, and the above was swollen and purple. You guys, the color and shape were like plums.
Yes, it's a plum"

Me: Don't worry. Stay out of the urinary tract.
Then they will be taken away.

Later, I visited and learned that the bearing was quite difficult to obtain, because the bearing (the bearing is the one with two steel rings and one with a ball in the middle of the two steel rings) was made of the hardest steel, the external saw was used, and the electric saw was broken. The urologic doctor said that the upper blood was not obtained, and then transferred to the hospital. (I am not a urologic doctor. Ask the experts to answer how to obtain it)

This case tells us that for boys, x education is equally important. x needs are the first level of human needs, and one block is counterproductive.

Story. 16
During my previous internship, a doctor in the emergency department was on duty at night and received a call.
A man is anxious and shy: Hello, is it the Emergency Department of XX Hospital?
Doctor: Yes. Where are you?
Anxious man: er... Doctor... Ask you... I... I... My wife and I are in ooxx... (Silence)
Doctor :......
Anxious Man :...... That... I can't pull it out...
Doctor: Hey, are you all awake? Is there any other situation? Injured?
Anxious man: No ......
Doctor :...... Are you soft...
Anxious man: No... Not soft...
Doctor: That... Then proceed... See if you can ...... . Come to the hospital!
I don't know about the future development.

Story. 17
At noon on a certain day, it was also a masterpiece of the ambulance siren (why should I say it again)
Yan Zhizhi, go out and check out. There are several first-aid vehicles. I want to break it down. It's a big deal.

120 doctors carried patients one by one from the car, about 8 or 9 people, with male and female, naked and blurred minds. The age span is between 20 and 40.
At that time, I had an evil flame in my heart: Are they opening a party that I don't know?

Then 120 of the doctors answered my questions: They took a bath in the bathhouse, had poor ventilation, had insufficient coal combustion in the boiler, and had carbon monoxide poisoning.
See the carbon monoxide poisoning, the carbon monoxide which is killed by the sky, almost ruined my high-profile festival.

Then we quickly detected the signs of life, which were basically stable.
Relax
Immediately send a few heavy (already in a coma) to Hyperbaric Oxygen

There are also a few light (phantom) sent to the ward (In addition, the high-pressure oxygen chamber contains limited personnel, so only one dial, not my other hidden heart)
A naked female patient is being placed in a hospital bed (this patient is Phantom). The quilt is covered tightly and the catheter is to be taken for oxygen absorption. The female is standing up from the bed, slap me in the face, Doctor 120: You stinking.
My medical staff and other patients in the ward are on the spot and petrochemical (why should I say it again)
Another girl turned over and jumped out of bed: Smelly rogue let me go, I want to go out

What kind of system, clothing is invisible, quilt is covered, bed is pressed, calm

This case tells us that ventilation, gas water heater or boiler should not be installed in the bathroom during bath. Remember

Story. 18
One night, a middle-aged male came to the clinic with glasses. It looked like a Sven-man.
Male: Doctor, my stomach hurts
Me: How long has it been
Male: starting at noon
Me: disgusting? Have you vomited? Diarrhea?
Male: a little disgusting, no sprees, no diarrhea

Then I plan to let him lie down in the bed, prepare for the examination, and then ask: Is It ventilated below? (In this case, Sven)
Male: What do you say, Doctor?
Me: Is it p? (Forcing me to be vulgar)
Male: Yes
Then I was about to get up, but I saw this man give me a gorgeous look, and then said: Doctor, listen, breathe

Cost % ￥ cost × ￥ cost ~~~~~~~~~~
Me :...... (I admit it)
Several other patients in the clinic have begun to mask their nose.

Male: Actually, when I came here, I was a little curious. I was afraid you would mind it. You didn't mind it.
Me: Okay (in fact, I really care. This guy looks really gentle and looks ugly)

Me: Okay. Let's stay in bed. I'll check it out.
Male: Doctor, come again. Listen. Actually, I'm doing a good job.

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This P is estimated to be nine rounds of reincarnation in the man's stomach, after the release of the cool, lasting more than 10 seconds of ears.
I can see the smell of hydrogen sulfide through a mask.
Now I am the only man in the clinic, and I can't stand it anymore. I need to change the environment now.

Me: OK. Go to the rescue room. I will check it for you.
Men started to get nervous: Doctor, do I have a serious illness? Do I need a rescue?
Me: × & ×× ...... &...... × (

This case tells us that our doctor has a conventional saying: Surgery P, internal medicine sputum, sometimes if you have a stomachache, if you stop exhaust, it is estimated that most of them should be surgical symptoms, general surgery is required. When you see a doctor, tell him if you are exhaust and have helped the doctor diagnose the problem.

Story. 19
A 19-year-old girl
Mom and dad are here.
Frequent urination, urgency, hematuria, abdominal pain
Red face,
I only know when I ask
Put an eyebrow pencil down.

Mom and dad used to plug in to SD.

After reading it, we found that it was in the bladder.

So I made a cystoscopy and took out my eyebrow pencil.
PS: Found, ** still complete.

I asked about the medical history. After reading a novel, this girl often uses something like an eyebrow pencil to put it down,
Sometimes it's the urethra, sometimes it's yd, and it's unclear where it is ..

Story. 20
During the internship, I went to the Expert Clinic with my tutor. A 30-year-old woman came to the clinic and asked her to lie in for a maternity examination. The patient had no shame to take her pants and lie in the examination bed, the duck's mouth (nickname of the sleep) just entered. The patient calmly said, "Doctor, I have never had sex. I have finished thinking about it. ** it was broken by me. It was a medical accident. When the boss came in, he asked, "Is there any sex life. Q: Have you ever done this before. Shy answer: once. The boss did not care about it. During the second clinic, his fingers were pulled and said: This is so loose, only once.
I was thundered.