Which day did you write? Brilliant

I mentioned getting married before and Thought of "forever 」;
Now, when talking about getting married, think of "How long can it last 」.
I will get married and say "eye-catching 」;
Later, I will divorce and say "looking at your eyes 」.
Before marriage, love is a myth;
After marriage, love is a joke.
Men spend money to make women happy;
Female spends money because men make her unhappy.
To be married, you must understand financial management;
To marry a hacker, you must learn how to make money.
Previous people regarded their marriage life as "a lifetime 」;
Modern people refer to their marriage life as a period of time 」.
Before marriage, men wait for women in the restaurant;
After marriage, a woman waits for a man in the living room.
Before marriage, men often seek to discuss with women 」;
After marriage, men only tell women "Conclusions 」.
Before marriage, the man quietly spoke to her;
After marriage, the man spoke to her loudly.
When you are in love, love words are endless;
After you get married, you will be connected to a lie.
Men who fall in love like "fake hands and feet 」;
The man who got married turned into "no hands or no feet 」.
Before marriage, couples do everything "romantic 」;
After marriage, husband and wife are "Wasting" everything 」.
If you want to get married, you can be independent;
If you want to divorce, your children are already independent.
Most men before marriage are humorous;
Most of the men who have been married are silent.
A woman's memory is the best in a quarrel;
Men are the least patient after marriage.
"Kiss your mouth" as soon as you meet in love 」;
After you get married, you can "bicker" as soon as you get married 」.
Before marriage, men often give blank checks to women 」;
After marriage, men often give empty checks to women 」.
When you are in love, life is wonderful 」;
After getting married, I am miserable 」.
Before marriage, men stare at women every day;
After marriage, women stare at men every day.
When you are in love, you will always get married again in the next lifetime;
After you get married, you may suspect that you have made a fortune in your life.
Big men will "make good fortune 」;
Good man, Will "be a cow as a horse 」.
Before marriage, all "lie" are "Love Stories 」;
After marriage, "Love Stories" are all "nonsense 」.
A little closer before marriage;
After marriage, flash a little.
No talk before marriage;
Don't talk about things after marriage.
「 Success 」? The definition of a man is that he can make a lot of money,
The definition of women is that they can spend a lot of money.
When a man has money,
When a woman gets worse, she has money.
Men have no women, and their ears are clean;
Women have no men and are clean at home.
A man's "wrong line" will suffer from work;
If a woman is married to the wrong Lang, the next shift will be very painful.
Good women, raising bad men's appetite;
A bad woman hangs the appetite of a man.
Before marriage, men are like commands;
After marriage, men are like commanders.
Falling out of love is not necessarily the end of the world:
Your heart may be bloody 」,
Your purse can no longer lose blood 」.

I was born with a piece of paper and started my life;
I graduated from a piece of paper and struggled for a lifetime;
Marriage is a piece of paper, suffering for a lifetime;
As an official paper, fight for a lifetime;
Money is a piece of paper, hard for a lifetime;
Honor a piece of paper, with a name of a lifetime;
Seeing a doctor is a piece of paper, suffering for a lifetime;
A piece of paper to end your life;
Fade out the paper and understand it for a lifetime;
Forget the paper for a lifetime!